wow. im actually prettier when i smile. devastating.

i look like this btw

he did like 7 chores and im actually spoiled tehe lol :P

i love ttrpgs i love microdosing being someone else

hii :]

ambrose does half a chore and starts calling me spoiled

girls night

could be us

gargoyle deez nuts

*answers phone* "Another truck has hit the walking bridge"

god could you imagine if they invented hyperpop back when coke was still big? We couldve eradicated transphobia by like, 1986

7 boxes in two weeks. AMA

im not even like a little nonchalant I'm like, extra chalant

Open your eyes!

id absolutely reave if i died my hair silver/gray but the upkeep would probably kill me

i look like this btw

call my ass a bosch painting the way it makes weird dissonant notes written in archaic notation

me n who

thinking about her again

me n who

my bf pinkified our bathroom for me as an early xmas gift and he did such a good job ^-^

im turning *redacted* in a few months and like, they really do start coming and they really do not stop coming huh

crisis averted good job team

audiobooks should have subtitles

I cut dairy creamer out like a month ago and I have devastating news for past nova

Ripley AlienMovie1979 really is the archetype huh

lets fuckin go

i love injections. i love ovulating.

Chiitan still has the sauce in case you were wondering

OoT Thursday for all

me n who

a yuri between 2 yappers

girls night

ill date another woman when she agrees to let me replace her limbs with porcelain replacements

hey um, I'll bounce on it with eye contact if you promise we can watch videos of deer with chronic wasting disease together like right after

Environmental Storytelling

i oopsied into kinda being a Jack London fangirl??

ssris are heat suppressants

Might host a participatory art night where i invite friends to ritualistically invent and perform their very own funeral rites on me.

the anchoritic mourning and living sainthood that we bestow on our friends with adverse schedules is a modern ressurection of secular asceticism. In this essay, I will *gunshot rings out as i crumble forward onto my desk*

i do love the idea of being a beautiful sphinx with medium-sized tits

Swamp Fisher #voidcall #oldorderarcana #occult #art #illustration #drawing #イラスト

im never gunna find out organically when Archie Fisher dies but i want you to know it'll be a dour day indeed when i find out

temp dips under 15°: me: mmmm yes, DADGAD season