gang what does it mean if i got a kafka figurine and im just repeatedly touching her thigh and mumbling "shes so pretty" to myself

check this exhibit out btw i told her to polish that spoon and she hasnt stopped for like three weeks

imagine being a doll and wanting to like, top or something. how embarrassing. trying to rut like a dog in heat but all you can manage is grinding a blank space against whatever surface you can find.

"you must hold on to these gloves as if they were your own betrothed, if you're capable of imagining such a thing, and you must never let go of them without my permission." YOU ARE THE DOLL!!!!! YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she told me to hold on to her gloves and has made a point of reprimanding me whenever i go to put them down. not that i care i am in charge but she's very insistent and i have stuff i need to do that requires me to put the gloves down??

a doll could never hope to function without the will of someone better than her. thank god i have my own free will. i have to go ask the tall ojou-sama type doll what she wants me to do today now

for the record! i know far better than to put my delicates in any position where a doll could take advantage of me. the orchiectomy is unrelated.

frill & owner comic (from 2024)

little miss pinch point assisted orchiectomy has something she'd like to say about how fuckable your ball joints are looking

dollgirl paizuri or as i like to call it pinch point assisted orchiectomy

ill date another woman when she agrees to let me replace her limbs with porcelain replacements

the better news is corrective surgery is really cheap when its being forced on you

let a doll hit it from the back but she's totally smooth down there so honestly i just wanted it to embarrass herself by humping against me

OK EVERYBODY STOP. IF YOU ARE A GUEST PLEASE STAY PERFECTLY STILL. AN EXHIBIT HAS GONE MISSING AND THAT IS DANGEROUS FOR ALL OF US. THERE IS A DOLLY ON THE LOOSE. DOLLY ON THE LOOSE. PLEASE STAY STILL.

ok!! im not fucking around anymore. im really gonna torture one of these things until it can understand what it means for a real person to hurt!!!

a doll just looked at me and asked me if it was capable of self-agency or if it was just a tool for me to enact my fantasies of a master/servant relationship on and i didnt have the heart to tell it neither you're just another exhibit about the beauty of inflicting pain upon something inhuman

i really do want to undress every doll i own but i can't help they're totally asking for it 💖💖💖💖💖💖

thats how it is!!

ill date another woman when she agrees to let me replace her limbs with porcelain replacements

i keep trying to pose these two dolls but they keep trying to grind on each other even though there's nothing down there. are they stupid?

no, no. im in control. im wearing the leather, yes, they're cute little mary janes because thats what looks best on me! i dont think a pair of leather boots like what some of my exhibits are wearing would fit me!!

i am a creature of pure and heavenly virtues

i tried to punish her for this but she just smiled and told me "it's not for little girls to decide when im to be punished"

lately one of the dolls has taken to giving me "behavior points" which i find odd given that im the one in charge here?? but she comes up and puts a sticker on my arm and pats my head whenever she sees me rushing about or tending to the other exhibits.

ok some of you have gotta!! you can't all want to watch the missus pee...

i am NOT some sort of autogynephiliac for ball jointed dolls!!! i just... have you felt them?? have you rubbed your fingers across their joints as they swing their legs back and forth and hum about servitude?? how happy they seem... it's only natural to be a little jealous...

[moment of clarity] oh my god i need to get my life back on track i need to escape this place im letting these ornaments use me as a toy [sees a cute little doll in a pretty dress] actually maybe that's totally fine and i really do stay here...

oh ok so you take off your pretty collar i got for you without permission and somehow im the bad guy when i make you hold stress positions for a full day. next time im not even gonna give you the collar back if that's how you're gonna be!!

my t-shirt that reads im only attracted to inanimate objects has a lot of people asking questions like why am i at a speed-dating event!!

legalise doll nudity. collar and cage IS enough. reform NOW

putting toe cuffs on a porcelain doll and slowly pulling them apart til her whole foot shatters

i am patient! just! chaste! faithful! humble! i won't let them slander me anymore!!

i am a creature of pure and heavenly virtues

*puts you on the ishidaki board* *puts you on the ishidaki board* *puts you on the ishidaki board* *puts you on the ishidaki board*

sorru i think a doll took my phone and made this post i wouldnt fuck a whale. i also wouldnt fuck captain ahab but maybe if he let me shave his beard and put him on estrogen and repeatedly emasculate him

if i was ishmael id fuck the whale!! and make my dumb loser captain watch!!

when a girl is a doll is a thing that is meant to provide service and pleasure!

the world is malign!! there's evil everywhere!! i wanna curl up and sleep in my office... im safe there

if you cant love me like i want you to, i hope to god that one day you will hate me with as much passion as you can muster!!!

woww... one of my dolls just called me such a pretty name!! missus melancholy!! how sweet of it... im going to make sure it gets extra treats this week

uuahhhhhh... work is so hard!! everyone is so mischievous... i need a break...

taking them apaet and making them watch as i try on their clothes is enrichment for them they like it im not a pervert please stop trying to get me fired!!! i own the menagerie!!!!

stop! stop it!! my love for my dolls is pure and noble!! stop that!! i can hear what you're thinking!!!!

i may be an endless source of perversion but you aren't allowed to think of me as such!!!

in any case! if you do go wandering, just know that i don't care about you at all, ok?? i actually hope you get lost and get hurt and suffer because i hate that ive allowed to let you look at my beautiful collection!! you're totally and absolutely unworthy!!!

please do be careful around here!! i try my awful best to keep the hallways of the menagerie nice and clean... but some of these corridors go on forever...

the bathroom is getting so crowded.. >_<

one cinderblock... two cinderblocks... three ci- oh! what a lovely expression she's made!!!

i judge everyone on how well they can solve a mystery!!! if you aren't a capable detective i don't trust you!!!

sorry!! i dont care if he was being nice to you!!! i won't have my property speaking to men!! now please take your place on the ishidaki board!!!