OK EVERYBODY STOP. IF YOU ARE A GUEST PLEASE STAY PERFECTLY STILL. AN EXHIBIT HAS GONE MISSING AND THAT IS DANGEROUS FOR ALL OF US. THERE IS A DOLLY ON THE LOOSE. DOLLY ON THE LOOSE. PLEASE STAY STILL.

ok!! im not fucking around anymore. im really gonna torture one of these things until it can understand what it means for a real person to hurt!!!

a doll just looked at me and asked me if it was capable of self-agency or if it was just a tool for me to enact my fantasies of a master/servant relationship on and i didnt have the heart to tell it neither you're just another exhibit about the beauty of inflicting pain upon something inhuman

i really do want to undress every doll i own but i can't help they're totally asking for it 💖💖💖💖💖💖

thats how it is!!

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ill date another woman when she agrees to let me replace her limbs with porcelain replacements

i keep trying to pose these two dolls but they keep trying to grind on each other even though there's nothing down there. are they stupid?

no, no. im in control. im wearing the leather, yes, they're cute little mary janes because thats what looks best on me! i dont think a pair of leather boots like what some of my exhibits are wearing would fit me!!

i am a creature of pure and heavenly virtues

i tried to punish her for this but she just smiled and told me "it's not for little girls to decide when im to be punished"

lately one of the dolls has taken to giving me "behavior points" which i find odd given that im the one in charge here?? but she comes up and puts a sticker on my arm and pats my head whenever she sees me rushing about or tending to the other exhibits.

ok some of you have gotta!! you can't all want to watch the missus pee...

i am NOT some sort of autogynephiliac for ball jointed dolls!!! i just... have you felt them?? have you rubbed your fingers across their joints as they swing their legs back and forth and hum about servitude?? how happy they seem... it's only natural to be a little jealous...

[moment of clarity] oh my god i need to get my life back on track i need to escape this place im letting these ornaments use me as a toy [sees a cute little doll in a pretty dress] actually maybe that's totally fine and i really do stay here...

oh ok so you take off your pretty collar i got for you without permission and somehow im the bad guy when i make you hold stress positions for a full day. next time im not even gonna give you the collar back if that's how you're gonna be!!

my t-shirt that reads im only attracted to inanimate objects has a lot of people asking questions like why am i at a speed-dating event!!

legalise doll nudity. collar and cage IS enough. reform NOW

putting toe cuffs on a porcelain doll and slowly pulling them apart til her whole foot shatters

i am patient! just! chaste! faithful! humble! i won't let them slander me anymore!!

i am a creature of pure and heavenly virtues

*puts you on the ishidaki board* *puts you on the ishidaki board* *puts you on the ishidaki board* *puts you on the ishidaki board*

sorru i think a doll took my phone and made this post i wouldnt fuck a whale. i also wouldnt fuck captain ahab but maybe if he let me shave his beard and put him on estrogen and repeatedly emasculate him

if i was ishmael id fuck the whale!! and make my dumb loser captain watch!!

when a girl is a doll is a thing that is meant to provide service and pleasure!

the world is malign!! there's evil everywhere!! i wanna curl up and sleep in my office... im safe there

if you cant love me like i want you to, i hope to god that one day you will hate me with as much passion as you can muster!!!

woww... one of my dolls just called me such a pretty name!! missus melancholy!! how sweet of it... im going to make sure it gets extra treats this week

uuahhhhhh... work is so hard!! everyone is so mischievous... i need a break...

taking them apaet and making them watch as i try on their clothes is enrichment for them they like it im not a pervert please stop trying to get me fired!!! i own the menagerie!!!!

stop! stop it!! my love for my dolls is pure and noble!! stop that!! i can hear what you're thinking!!!!

i may be an endless source of perversion but you aren't allowed to think of me as such!!!

in any case! if you do go wandering, just know that i don't care about you at all, ok?? i actually hope you get lost and get hurt and suffer because i hate that ive allowed to let you look at my beautiful collection!! you're totally and absolutely unworthy!!!

please do be careful around here!! i try my awful best to keep the hallways of the menagerie nice and clean... but some of these corridors go on forever...

the bathroom is getting so crowded.. >_<

one cinderblock... two cinderblocks... three ci- oh! what a lovely expression she's made!!!

i judge everyone on how well they can solve a mystery!!! if you aren't a capable detective i don't trust you!!!

sorry!! i dont care if he was being nice to you!!! i won't have my property speaking to men!! now please take your place on the ishidaki board!!!

just saw a tea party of dolls but instead of cream and pastries and tea they were all having beer and double cheeseburgers!!

look! i dont consider myself a 'lesbian' of any sorts!! but a doll is a sort of woman, and the thought of being with anything but one revolts me to my core!!

oh, she seems to struggle so... it pains me to see such a thing in pain, but she really makes an awfully good centerpiece for the exhibit. particularly with all those cinderblocks in her lap

im not a pervert!

next time i will confiscate and put them in the stockades!! no... they might enjoy that... a-ah ha... ill make them spend a full week polishing the display silverware....

just saw a tea party of dolls but instead of cream and pastries and tea they were all having beer and double cheeseburgers!!

ahhhhh..... 40 of you.......... you arent peaking ok??? im not a doll so there's nothing interesting down there...

hiii!!! :33 can i dismember you and put you back together but just ever so slightly incorrectly?? :333 maybe can i mix in a few parts from other dollys so you can feel loved forever???

the mouth?? the- ah!! that's so crass!!! im not sure i can do this. can you just masturbate for me instead?

oh i suppose i should feel a loathesome soul for the things i want, at least a little bit... but at the end of the day, it is love

uhm. i mean, no... it's fine... i guess i just sort of expected you to have balljoints?... im really embarrassed about this but ive never been with a girl like you before >_< where am i supposed to kiss you??

ohh so many of you!! im shy...