I'm kinda hot sometimes, y'all

As the great Jedi Qui-Gon Jinn said, "there's always a bigger domme"

Bees?

trans people: "I finally know what joy feels like. This is the best I've felt." Various Govs: "Neat. Also: fuck you. Fuck your meds. Also die." Cis people: "Why're trans people so hostile to the government?" Golly gee willikers, Steve from accounting, it's a real fucking head scratcher, isn't it?

GET SUBTITLES. The youtube Auto-Generated ones SUCK, and they needlessly censor swears. Pay Mira, make your videos more accessible!

My next comic pitch: Freddy vs Jason vs Ass, wherein the two monsters have to confront a power even greater than themselves: turn of the millennium booty jams.

@dynamitecomicshq.bsky.social, here's my pitch for Freddy vs Jason vs Pumpkinhead vs Ash Ketchum. I'm for hire and my rates are reasonable. 😊

YouTubers, I need some work to help make ends meet, so hire me for your captions! I come highly recommend 😊✨️

The blocklists don't seem to require any evidence at all. You just get put on them because someone puts you on them. How did I wind up on some kinda conservative shill blocklist? Who knows. It makes no sense.

The Bang Bus implies the existence of the Fuck Truck.

I hate that I wrote this, so I'm gonna share it again.

Every day we inch closer to the despair of a remake of Big Trouble in Little China that loses the bite of the original. That movie is a brutal parody of the white savior trope and I don't have any faith that a remake would keep that element.

Absence is a cavern. Where once I had your warmth and light, I now only have the frigid dark seeping into my bones.

Say what you will about Schumacuer, but at least his Riddler was a thief, and not some Zodiac knockoff. I swear The Batman made me more mad than anything else. I don't want a story called BATMAN to be grim and serious.

The Bang Bus implies the existence of the Fuck Truck.

Man. The world fucking is on fire. So go be as corny and cringe as you wanna be without hurting people. Live whats left of your only life. If you can’t be free in your body at least go be free in your mind and soul. Fuck the haters.

Fine. I'll make another video. 💜✨️

"Why didn't they just fly the eagles to Mordor?" Because bows exist.

I am so hyped for this game!

Dear cis men, thank you for correcting my joke. It's much funnier now.

Sure, I embarass myself on a near daily basis, but I'm also hot, so there's some kinds balance right?

My favorite thing about making curry is that the next morning, I have CURRY TOAST!

I'm digging further into Outriders and this game seems to be deeply cynical about people. I haven't yet determined if the cynicism has a point or if they're just being edgy.

I'm digging further into Outriders and this game seems to be deeply cynical about people. I haven't yet determined if the cynicism has a point or if they're just being edgy.

Anyway, I think too much, so here's a very meandery thread about my niche writing obsession.

The art of getting a story set up and going is fascinating to me, especially in video games. There are so many times where I've played a game, and gotten to the point where the plot is set up and kicked into gear, then reflected on the steps it took to get there. It's just neat to think about.

Every time a new Resident Evil game comes out, I think about the entry of my dreams that will never exist.

The end of Resident Evil should be a game that takes everyone back to Racoon City and has all the characters we know and love, split off in pairs to cover different sections of the city. And we could have pairings that we haven't seen before, and some we have so they can catch up.

I have a mighty need to flirt with some cuties. Making gals blush with a simple word or look is a power I love having and I don't get to use it enough.

Doing my yearly Horizon Zero Dawn replay and I'm not sure I have the emotional bandwidth for the Zero Dawn sequence rn. It hits me every time I play this game.

This game is about to release into Early Access TODAY and I have a spare giveaway key. I'll post it into the replies for anyone to grab once this post reaches 500 reposts

1348 Ex Voto is an alright title, but hear me out, devs. What if you called Gay Sword Girl Game? (Not tagging the devs because they don't need this nonsense.)

I've got a hankering to watch all of the animated Resident Evil movies.

There's a segment in the new Red Letter Media video that I imagine when they filmed it @linkara.bsky.social felt a great disturbance in the Mr. T-Force.

#Promosky #animesky #gamingsky looking for moots Revolutionary Girl Utena Gundam: The Witch from Mercury Redline City Hunter Far Cry Claymore Final Fantasy XII Bloodborne Vampire Hunter D Fallout Malice Mizer Outer Worlds Gackt Stardew Valley Dark Academia Fashion J rock/pop Delicious in Dungeon

WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED THAT THERE'S A FOLLOWUP TO OTHERCIDE COMING OUT SOON? youtu.be/xYy0uCQt0WU?...

WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED THAT THERE'S A FOLLOWUP TO OTHERCIDE COMING OUT SOON? youtu.be/xYy0uCQt0WU?...

So, Song Vs Song is a podcast where @shadowtodd.bsky.social and @alinaisyou.bsky.social torment each other and occasionally music comes up. Highly recommend! 🤣💜

Is there any dating advice that doesn't suck? "It'll happen when you stop looking for it." Oh sure, life totally has a sense of dramatic irony. "Focus on improving yourself" I am. Still lonely. "Confidence is attractive" And if I don't have it? "Fake it" Lie to people I want a relationship with?

I Miranda, will henceforth no longer be anything less than sarcastic to people who tell me I'm too young to need a cane.

I have most of the ingredients for a curry. I just need someone to share it with, because it makes a LOT and I prefer sharing food anyway.

I have most of the ingredients for a curry. I just need someone to share it with, because it makes a LOT and I prefer sharing food anyway.

Something I'm really liking about True Detective: Night Country is how awful Jodi Foster's character is. It's too rare that women get to be the detestable asshole who gets shit done.

Is there any dating advice that doesn't suck? "It'll happen when you stop looking for it." Oh sure, life totally has a sense of dramatic irony. "Focus on improving yourself" I am. Still lonely. "Confidence is attractive" And if I don't have it? "Fake it" Lie to people I want a relationship with?

Videogames are back, baybey!

I'm very bored rn. Someone take me out for drinks pls Or ask me a question or something Idk

I was thinking about puns and it would seam there a lot of jokes you could make about fabric. There are sew many that coming up with a tight 5 of just fabric jokes would be a cinch. And you'd have the audience in stitches. Anyway, I'd make more, but I gotta bolt.

I was thinking about puns and it would seam there a lot of jokes you could make about fabric. There are sew many that coming up with a tight 5 of just fabric jokes would be a cinch. And you'd have the audience in stitches. Anyway, I'd make more, but I gotta bolt.

Couch is to sofa As Pop is to soda As Substack is to cuddle pile