People who take care of chickens are the real chicken tenders

When I was a kid, my mom would ground me from my Xbox by taking away my controller and hiding it. But I wanted to play Xbox, so I looked in her room for my controller and would put it back before she got home. Eventually, she started taking the controller with her to work. So I bought a new one.

Pro tip for my trans girlies I’ve learned from a friend: If someone gives a transphobic comment, don’t even engage with them. All they want to do is argue. Don’t. Just move on with your day and don’t even give them the time of day.

Afternoon! The morning has been pretty sweet, I tried some honey lavender iced coffee, even tho it was cold, and it was sweet and refreshing. Also hot some things done too, so am happy~ More Okami later on Twitch.tv/araichanvt around 5 PM PST btw! We have a village to save!

Transphobes deserve to be doused in gas and set on fire

I drew Rakuchan from Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls :3

for oshi day I drew the cutest zombie idol who inspires me to be better every day 💖 #graveyART

Someone asked me today "Were you born a man or a woman?" I'm pretty sure I was born a baby.

Longer post from me today, but you need to understand something. You were never meant to be a smaller version of yourself. You were never meant to be a palatable version of yourself. You were meant to be YOU. And you were ALWAYS meant to be YOU. No one else, no lesser version, just fully you.

I've got something mean to say and it's that I don't care what you think. Someone out there loves you. I don't care how low or sad you get, don't EVER think nobody loves you. That is the biggest lie you can tell yourself. You're loved. Don't ever forget that.

More people need to utilize the block button on social media. You don't like something or someone? Cool! You found your limit! Block them. It is that easy.

Hey just a heads up. Don't come into my spaces and accuse people of serious allegations without proof. And when I ask you for proof don't give me a shittily redacted image that shows you're a liar when I decide to gamma boost it.

Remember: Life is like wiener Sometimes it's up Sometimes it's down But it's never hard for long

Always remember: If you want to be number 1, you have to be odd

I'd also like to point out I'm genderqueer in general, which IS under the trans umbrella! In my specific case, I don't really care about my gender! Male, female, other, it's not important to me and I let anyone use whatever pronouns they want for me. At the end of the day, I'm still Astolfo.

HAPPY TRANS VISIBILITY DAY! Transmasc, transfem, genderfluid, non-binary, whatever you are. If you have things figured out or are still figuring it out, transitioned physically or no, never forget, you're still valid. Existing is not a crime. Be who you are, forever and always. I'm proud of you.

Trans Rights are Human Rights. That is all. :3

Arby's is the Nickelback of fast food. It's actually really good if you give it a chance, but hating on it is trendy and that's the only reason people that hate on it do.

me: I need to write also me:

This Gal is ready for a night at the Arcade!💖💙 🎨sabakan_nuko | skeb.jp/@sabakan_nuko #neonhart #vsky #illustration

Tomodachi Life (3DS, 2014)

Remember: Babies are NOT dishwasher-safe. Do not put your babies in a dishwasher.

Checking out at 7/11 and I'm half paying attention and I swear the cashier was pronouncing 12 dollars as "2 elf dollars" and I was like "What?" Is 6 US dollars just 1 elf dollar? I was curious about the exchange rate and if it'd gone down, so I googled "elf inflation" and...boy was that a mistake.

Blocks your path Comm by @hoodxart.bsky.social

I like bush, and I'm not talking about the presidents

Quieting Kisses Woah, hey there y'all! Fancy seein you here! Kinda wild that I'm getting back on posting weekly again, that's baller! Btw, i should have more information about the second round of keychain sales next week so keep your eye out! #bridgetguiltygear #samus #comic #yuri #transgender

A cold toilet seat is uncomfortable physically, but a warm toilet seat is uncomfortable psychologically.

I love that as Americans, we mostly only know food by brand names. Slim Jims. Nutella. Kleenex. Cheerios. We never use the actual food names.

Remember: Until someone's farted a mile in your ass, they don't know shit about your life.

"I can fix her" "Well I could make her worse. Whatever is wrong with her is hotter" WRONG GOING TO THERAPY/WORKING ON YOUR ISSUES IS ONE OF THE HOTTEST THINGS YOU CAN DO. WE LOVE HERSELF A GIRL WHO RECOGNISES HER FLAWS AND IMPROVES HERSELF!

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Felt cute today, might delete later. 💅 #OmArt #art

⚡Oharai, Racckuchens! You made it to the second Friday The 13th of this year! It's not every day or year or millennia that we'd get two of those in succession, but it makes my day unlucky already, then it's working because this heat is a weh. I'm hoping things get more colder later, but take care!

Having a friendship be remade that I thought I lost has given me a much needed burst of not everything is hopeless. I really hope for more good moment like these it really helps me keep going!

How i be looking at my GF when she shows me boobies

Fun Fact of the Day: A day late, but on March 12th, 1951, two different versions of Dennis the Menace debuted...completely unrelated to each other. Created by Hank Ketcham (US) and David Law, (UK) neither knew about the other, creating one of the greatest pop-culture synchronicities of all time.

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