roaring knight? no, I'm the yearning knight. ooooughghhgh wife. my wiiiife. i wanna kiss my wiiiife oughghghgh.

Spend enough time around your girlfriends and you will learn all of their Girlfriend Noises. Every lesbian has one. You only get to hear it when they are comfortable and relaxed. Sometimes when zoning out, sometimes when yanked back to reality by surprise. It's the cutest thing in the universe.

found a place that uses a s allion pancake as a breakfast sandwich wrap. literally a bacon egg and cheese in scallion pancake. im in awe of this breakfast technology

I wanna be a mech so bad. Giant fucking laser sword and big-ass cannons. Mmm blow up everything

Hiya! I've put out ch2 and ch3 of my little #mechsploitation thingy about the engineer who has to make all the stuff the Handler/Hounds need. I think I've started getting into the meat of things now. If ya read it, lemme know what you think! archiveofourown.org/works/86861556

Columbo in Mechsploverse: Ah, Ms. Handler, just one more thing and I'll be outta your hair. You tell me that this whole doggone hound business is just for honest military application; yet, I noticed that when I walked in here an hour ago, your boots were wet.

Not to be all Magneto was right all along, but I honestly think we need a direct action group called The Sisterhood of Evil Trans Women.

Kill la Kill: Ryuko Matoi

they made a goose WORK???????????????? this fucking world is so fucking fucked

Houndbreaking a girl and skilling in OSRS on my phone on the side so that when she finally snaps and falls fully under my control I can say "hey guys I got pet" in clan chat and watch the confusion as she barks and humps my boot

Mechsplo this mechsplo that. Why doesnt anyone finish the spell. Mechsplosion 💥💣🧨💥🎆

kris deltarune with a hooded shawl

cherrymaus

621 hasn't had a trim since cryosleep- good thing they've got some downtime between missions. #ac6 #armoredcore

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

龍寶寶

She's just like me

RTS pop-up: you need more cocksuckers. me: [clicking my one cocksucker unit while i wait for barracks to make more] cocksucker: something need doing? cocksucker: something need doing? cocksucker: you ever tongue a tub of cream cheese frosting like it's ass? cocksucker: something need doing?

The episode of TNG where they put Data’s humanity on trial is incredibly funny because they make Riker be the lawyer against Data despite them being friends so he spends 20 minutes of the show going DATA IS A TOASTER, LOOK AT THIS DUMBASS WITH NO SOUL and Picard goes “he does make a formidable case”

how many optical sensors does human has？ robot deltarune aqua

why it hot

Hey im doing this kinda

Further developments

some day history books are gonna talk about the US the way they talk about Nazi Germany now

I used to laugh at the line as a teen but I painfully understand Bilbo's "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread" whole deal now

mesmerizing #deltarune

Hoi, I've started my own little #mechsploitation thingy about the engineer they need to make the whole process work. If you read it, please let me know what you think! <3 Still lots to write! archiveofourown.org/works/868615...

White Woman Hits PERFECT Exasperated "Aiyaaaaa" At The Function; STUNS Asian Onlooker

watching Dave Grohl say Kurt Cobain would have loved the Green Yuri and saying "Well yeah, tons of trans girls love that manga, so it makes sense that—" before being tackled at 130 mph by Mungo the Discourse Gorilla

I like when a character in an anime undergoes an edgy corruption transformation.

fuck character limits

So is this that mechsplo #Warhound thing everyones been talkin about

the goat is boiling with rage #deltarune

every subsequent deltarune chapter makes his deal funnier. what the fuck was his problem

Thinking of destroying tha whole world. Anyone have tips or advice.

Ouhhh,,,, im not sure i even know what this spread means,,

Many of you

I wish pokemon berries existed in real life and worked on people. I wanna stop bein confused. I wanna know what it's like to heal 10 hp.

Do you think if we dig a hole deep enough (opposite of a tower) we can make everyone mutually intelligible again

The left needs a Queen of Blades