Therefore, send not to know for whom the doom scrolls. It scrolls for thee.

Seeing Ian Watkins has been killed in prison, I can’t help but think of a quote that I’ve seen attributed to a number of people (including Mark Twain), “I’ve never wished a man dead but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.” #lostprophets #karma #ianwatkins

Is it because they’re cunts? I bet it’s because they’re cunts.

#20TBRbookchallenge 📚 Choose 20 books from your TBR shelf. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. 20/20, The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini. #Booksky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readersky

Wait, wait, wait… hang on. Woah. There are people out there right now who aren’t thinking anything? It’s just *silence* in the old noggin? Noodle taking a snooze? That is baffling to me. I’m so uncomfortable with this knowledge. I’ve never experienced true silence.

#20TBRbookchallenge 📚 Choose 20 books from your TBR shelf. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. 19/20, The Colour of Magic by Terry Pratchett. #Booksky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readersky

Yo astrology peeps, is there a moon/planet/star I can blame my current mood on? TIA.

#20TBRbookchallenge 📚 Choose 20 books from your TBR shelf. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. 18/20, Where the Crawdads Sing by Delia Owens. #Booksky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readersky

“They can dance, we'll stay home instead.” Bitch, this type of nonsense is EXACTLY why she didn’t wake you up before she went went.

#20TBRbookchallenge 📚 Choose 20 books from your TBR shelf. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. 17/20, Under a Greek Moon by Carol Kirkwood. #Booksky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readersky

#20TBRbookchallenge 📚 Choose 20 books from your TBR shelf. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. 16/20, Outlier by Susie Tate. #Booksky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readersky

#20TBRbookchallenge 📚 Choose 20 books from your TBR shelf. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. 15/20, Jaws by Peter Benchley. #Booksky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readersky

Sad to see Patricia Routledge has kicked the bouquet. … … …I know, I know. I really think she would have appreciated it though.

#20TBRbookchallenge 📚 Choose 20 books from your TBR shelf. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. 14/20, Shark Heart by Emily Habeck. #Booksky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readersky

Stephen Miller seems like an absolute weapon. What a gimboid.

#20TBRbookchallenge 📚 Choose 20 books from your TBR shelf. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. 13/20, Frankenstein by Mary Shelley. #Booksky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readersky

I tell you one thing for sure, the world isn’t feeling very Fergalicious right now.

#20TBRbookchallenge 📚 Choose 20 books from your TBR shelf. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. 12/20, The Bewitching by Silvia Moreno-Garcia. #Booksky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readersky

One of the little mascot kids kissed the ball as he carried it onto the pitch and omg it was so cute! #LFC #redsky #YNWA

#20TBRbookchallenge 📚 Choose 20 books from your TBR shelf. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. 11/20, The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger. #Booksky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readersky

A lot of people had the #Chiefs written off after game one, but it feels like the mojo is back. Let’s gooooo! #ChiefsKingdom #NFL #Ravens #Kansas #Chiefsky

#20TBRbookchallenge 📚 Choose 20 books from your TBR shelf. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. 10/20, The Book of Beginnings by Sally Page. #Booksky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readersky

Read this over the weekend and it was great. A few elements I could nitpick, but overall it’s a well written, gripping mystery. I’d recommend it! #booksky #readersky #books #bookclub #reading #bookreview #thriller #mystery #crime #fiction

Love that is was Shane’s putt that sealed it. Buzzing! Go on, lads! #TeamEurope #RyderCup #RyderCup2025 #Golf #Europe

#20TBRbookchallenge 📚 Choose 20 books from your TBR shelf. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. 09/20, Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry. #Booksky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readersky

#20TBRbookchallenge 📚 Choose 20 books from your TBR shelf. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. 08/20, The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid. #Booksky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readersky … missed yesterday. Oops!

This weekend is all about the Ryder Cup! (Sod’s Law it would be the weekend there’s daytime #NFL on tv, though 🤦🏻‍♀️) #Day1Foursomes #RyderCup  #TeamEurope  #RyderCup2025

I’ve decided to write a book. Henceforth, I shall tell everyone I meet that I am an author. Full disclosure, the book will be the first page of a new notepad and the writing will be my name.

#20TBRbookchallenge 📚 Choose 20 books from your TBR shelf. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. 07/20, Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo. #Booksky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readersky

Imagine how full God’s prayer inbox must be with awful requests from all the scumbags and villains who think they’re besties. Ain’t nodeity got time for that.

Clearly shouldn’t be allowed in charity shops unattended. I think I have a problem 👀📚🤣 #bookaddict #bargain #booksky #readersky #books #happy

Honk, honk, honk, honk, honk The sky calls a formation Too chilly for geese #haiku #autumn #poetry #migration

#20TBRbookchallenge 📚 Choose 20 books from your TBR shelf. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. 06/20, Just Mercy by Bryan Stevenson. #Booksky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readersky

Is there anything more cringe than writing your CV? Not even allowed to be sarcastic and self-deprecating. It’s all wrong! Got to be up there with one of the least comfortable activities you can do as a Brit. Well, that and getting up to leave without slapping your knees and saying “Right!”

What do you mean, you’ve never heard of ‘nonsense’?! It’s nonsense. You know nonsense. The sense of non? The nonsensical sense of nonces!

A large scale study in Sweden already determined that acetaminophen (paracetamol/tylenol) does not cause autism or ADHD: jamanetwork.com/journals/jam... #autism #adhd #tylenol #paracetamol #trump #science

#20TBRbookchallenge 📚 Choose 20 books from your TBR shelf. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. 05/20, The Nightingale by Kristin Hannah. #Booksky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readersky

So, I hear the Rapture is happening tomorrow. I’ve got my 3-month x-Ray and consult with the neurosurgeon and really want to find out if my #spinalfusion has taken. Any chance we can push it back?

Watching the #Chiefs highlights (couldn’t stay awake for the game last night). Totally forgot and have been brazenly scrolling socials this morning. No idea how I haven’t been spoilered! #ChiefsKingdom #NFL #Giants #KansasCityChiefs #NewYorkGiants #KCNYG

Free speech and fearless I to thee allow.

#20TBRbookchallenge 📚 Choose 20 books from your TBR shelf. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. 04/20, The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson. #Booksky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readersky

Smooth operatooooor! Go on Carlos! 🏎️ #Williams #CarlosSainz #F1 #FormulaOne #Baku

#20TBRbookchallenge 📚 Choose 20 books from your TBR shelf. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. 03/20, Invisible Women: Data Bias in a World Designed for Men by Caroline Criado Perez. #Booksky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readersky

Well, this is more stressful than I thought it would be a goal ago. #MerseysideDerby #LIVEVE #YNWA #UpTheReds

My Beanie Baby collection still isn’t worth a damn thing!

The evolution of man, but it’s just my posture getting worse and worse as my back betrays me.

#20TBRbookchallenge 📚 Choose 20 books from your TBR shelf. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. 02/20, I Who Have Never Known Men by Jacqueline Harpman. #Booksky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readersky … Took me a day to cock it up. 1:35AM still counts as yesterday, right? 😂

Apparently, it’s only Free Speech if it comes from the Censure De Droite region in France. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling communism. #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files #FirstAmendment #Censorship

Is Amazon down? It can’t be. I’ll forget what I randomly fancied buying and never get the Homer & Virgil clothbound classics that I absolutely don’t need! 😱 #ADHD #Booksky #Readersky