That one little still of Crazy Rich Asians they show during the description of the #rhoslc flight from hell made me laugh. That’s my go to plane movie too, you crazy bitches!

The time change makes me so damn hungry. The biological urge to eat for the dark winter months ahead.

Watched Valkyrie last night and it was actually pretty good. We have to remember that the world was different back when it came out. Tom Cruise was jumping on couches, telling Matt Lauer he was glib and it seemed like Hitler was a thing of the past. Simpler times.

“Afford to live and afford to dream” is a helluva campaign slogan. #America

There’s a young southern woman on tt doing an experiment: calling churches & asking if they can help her get baby formula, saying she can’t afford it. Of the 30+ she’s called, nearly every church has said no. The ones who said yes were: Black Baptist Churches A Mosque A small Appalachian church

Wait. I just found out that Melissa Gorga didn’t spend the night with her #WifeSwap family and was put up in a hotel instead. She probably ordered room service instead of doing that juice fast too. #rhonj

Amsterdam Heather Dubrow is my favorite Heather Dubrow. She’s fun on hallucinogens, thoughtful regarding her family history, and justifiably furious with Gretchen over her biblical bullshit. #rhoc

Bring back iPhone cases with the built in pop socket. Why can’t I find one for the iPhone 17?

My favorite thing about #WifeSwap The Real Housewives Edition is how royally pissed off all the teenagers are in every episode. First Elektra and now the Gorga boys. I’m dying. #rhonj

Hey ChatGPT, fix my life.

To make a thief, make an owner; to create crime, create laws.

Super annoyed that Apple is forcing me to use 4 different types of charging cords for my devices. I don’t love that I’m inadvertently financing tacky narcissist ballrooms with my patronage either. Time to rethink how I vote with my dollar.

Moody, dark and scary period dramas for Halloween movie times: Nosferatu Jane Eyre Sinners The Witch Sweeney Todd The Others Last Night in SoHo Sleepy Hollow Emily Crimson Peak Interview With The Vampire What am I forgetting?

Watching CMT music videos this morning and every “country” man has a full set of white veneers, gelled hair, Botox and self-tanner. Lol, so rugged and real America. Can we please make naturally weathered skin great again?

Look, Tamara started the whole Gretchen problem back in the day with bass lake and naked wasted, but Gretchen is playing the long revenge fame by simply driving Tamara crazy with her existence. #rhoc

Ok, I’ve always loved #WifeSwap and Angie is one of my favorite housewives so Real Housewife Swap is a win in my book. I’m actually crying watching this sweetness. #rhoslc

Ooooh I think John is o-v-e-r Lisa Barlow. Yikes. #rhoslc

Reading Diane Keaton’s memoir, Then Again. 😭😭😭 #booksky

Chicago has such a pretty skyline. We ❤️.

All these celebrities who are cutting excess skin from their eyelids need to stop. Y’all look crazy, not younger.

#belowdeckmed is a 💩 show this season. Watch #TheWomaninCabin10 on Netflix instead. The adaptation is better than the book. #booksky

"In the end, Keaton became the rare female star whose name could reliably open a movie — not just when she was young, but well into her 60s. Women of her generation were arguably as loyal to her as men of Clint Eastwood’s." www.vulture.com/article/the-...

Thankful to Tylenol for helping with the mild effects of the covid booster. I feel good!

Enjoying watching Lisa Barlow spiral into a narcissistic panic at her DISMISSED legal brunch. #rhoslc

Ok the moon is really on one tonight

All I hear is two women hurting, probably from some shit a guy stirred up for his own entertainment. #actuallyromantic #sympathyisaknife

Ok, I like “The Fate of Ophelia” video. I like the song. Backlash to the backlash. Let’s go.

I’m not a Meghan Markle hater, but I’ve truly learned nothing from her Netflix series. The guest interactions are awkward and the projects feel like more trouble than they’re worth trying IRL. It’s pretty but just not connecting. #withlovemeghan

Georgia Football remains the most glorious hedonic treadmill conjured by a punishing God

Of all the billionaires, Taylor Swift is my favorite.

I have Taylor Swift fatigue but I still think she’s a songwriting genius. She’s simply too prolific for us. We need a year or two off. Girl, go have fun. Produce someone else. Enjoy your man and your billions. We love you, but let us miss you.

I love that Gwyneth Paltrow looks close to her actual age in these Gap ads with daughter, Apple Martin. I want to see more real-ish women’s faces as I age. I need to know what 39, 45, 52 and 60 actually looks like.

I love Captain Sandy as a person and leader but she always has the most incompetent crew from the jump. Cringe to watch. #belowdeckmed

Anyone else notice it’s been really hard to find red tissue paper in stores for the past year or so? What’s up with that?

i want excellent health insurance for everyone

I keep saying this but the reason members of congress want to stay in office until they die is they can't buy that kind of elder care anywhere else, even if they are rich

Missed 5 kicks in 4 games. Butker is washed

Politics aside, I am deeply concerned about the near future of health insurance costs and coverage in this country.

This Georgia game hasn’t even started yet and I’m already exhausted. #ugavbama

I know y’all love some Lisa Barlow, but I am personally enjoying her long overdue comeuppance. I’m smirking along with Whitney, Angie and Bronwyn. #rhoslc

Well that escalatored quickly!

Kacey Musgraves just did a live Instagram acoustic session and it HEALED ME. 🥹😊

I’m still mad that we ran out of time on Double Jeopardy before that last “Composers” answer. What was it, kenjennings.bsky.social?

Sinclair is so cringe.

“tough it out” the eternal advice from men to women

Every mom who has a child with autism but never took Tylenol when pregnant, please step forward.

A boutique in a small town that is near and dear to my heart was robbed and ransacked last night by two young men for their Hermes and Chanel resale bags. Leather and thread, traded for life-changing sums of money, attracting violent crime to the safest corners of America. Is this luxury?

Even though Reese Witherspoon seems more intellectual than Jenna Bush Hager, “Read with Jenna” consistently selects more serious and thought-provoking authors than Reese’s Book Club. I enjoy both! Just an observation. #booksky

Marginally entertained by the delusional world Todd Chrisley and family live in. The toxic parent-child relationships, the fraud convictions, the Trump pardon, the obvi substance abuse, the diamond cross necklaces and MAGA hats. I want one of them to break free and admit it’s all a con. C’mon Julie!

I feel like we're operating at a rate of a Watergate-and-a-half a week.