cleaning up a dead pigeon in the parking lot today a neighbor stopped to ask what i was doing and said “eww gross that’s so brave of you” i didn’t know how to tell her that pigeon sweeping was the least gross thing I’d done today

She’s so perfect 😭

PGPP acquired (post goth prom plantains)

pabu is looking especially ethel cain coded tonight

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turns out craft/thrift stores after halloween is the best place for me to get decor on sale that i’ll keep up year-round.

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

the only other person working at the funeral home today is blasting christmas music 😭

anyone know where to get 20-50 pillar and taper candles? i need fire in my fireplace yesterday but im not dealing with burning wood inside

wdym i have to wait until March for a physical copy of between two fires 😭 ofc ill preorder it but i neeeeed to get highlighting asap

maybe the real treasure was the drunk gay priest, foul-mouthed knight, and weird jesus girl we found along the way

reading dan simmons’ The Terror and watching Frankenstein in the same week makes me want to go down an arctic horror rabbit hole. maybe i’ll watch the thing tonight

if an earworm song is 13 minutes long does that make it a tapeworm?

frankenstein will be showing at the salt lake film society broadway theater, in case anyone is as ferally excited for it as i am ☺️

she sleep on my token til i gethsemane

This is the best thing I've read in ages

fomo but for the oddities i could’ve encountered when i miss my daily walk

i was not as productive during josh’s tx trip as i’d hoped but i *did* listen to tricky’s maxinquaye on repeat for 5+ hours so like…still a win

My coworker took my nye shift!!! thank god they r the best

love that it’s finally ‘take a walk after work without melting into the pavement’ weather

just realized i’m on call for both Halloween and nye (and thanksgiving but who gaf) 😭😭 fingers crossed there’s someone wanting to swap one of them bc those are the two best holidays

please 😭🙏 let there be a theatrical release of gdt’s frankenstein near me!! ik it’s going to be super limited but i need a win

no one talk to me*, my favorite perfume is being discontinued *unless you have recs similar to imaginary authors “o, unknown!”

obsessed w this mashup

to [redacted] who introduced me to grace by jeff buckley almost a decade ago: you will never know but i owe you my life

happy faetooth is under flenser now bc it means all my favorite abjectly morose tunes are under one record label like a fucked up college dorm of doom

it seems the fiona apple werewolf curse persists

Israel has systematically assassinated Palestinian journalists in Gaza while preventing international journalists from entering for nearly two years, and it does not take much to understand why the IDF views the very concept of journalism as an existential threat

i desperately need more bands to drop demos and stripped back versions of songs bc sometimes they go so much harder than the studio v.

if one more person assumes that because i like ravens/crows i must be super into edgar allan poe im going to lose it. he’s fine ig? but not even one of my top ten gothic authors. i just really like birds

does anyone know the record for number of tpks during act 1 of bg3? because i’ve got to be close to hitting it

no one show emily but i made a bouquet blanket as her housewarming gift

sometimes being a barista means making yourself the same 8oz black coffee 4 times and drinking none of them because they’re all ice cold by the time the line slows

til new hampshire and south carolina have official state spiders, which means the rest of us are slacking!!!!!

senator mike lee you are a lifetime bitch

i have completed my first clothing sewing project since probably middle school. is it good? fuck no, but it is complete.

picked the first ripe strawberry this morning so i’m basically unstoppable

buffalo chicken + baked sweet potato is a perfect combo and i can’t believe i only discovered it this year

pabu continues to prove his immaculate taste in music by purring so hard he drooled during mazzy star’s blue light

see a tort, share a tort

spotted: loving tribute to the dying joann in my neighborhood

too bad grape hyacinths are invasive bc those + dandelions make the cutest spring lawn accents 😭

do u carrot all for me?

You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.

well 6 months & 1 seasonal depression later the slug scarf is finally complete* *still need to weave in ~1/3 of the ends but who’s counting

can’t believe there’s only one episode left of my comfort cannibalism show this season :(

once a year i get the urge to listen to all 9 minutes of dance yrself clean ~20 times on repeat like a weird dance-punk sound bath