New Aldi's Health Potion just dropped.

Zak Snyder has fallen on hard times it seems...

someone in the comments claims stancil is just doing this to gain street cred and generate content for some future campaign, and, well... (disclaimer: I don't think kat is cynically trying to generate content, either.)

I'm mad you did a hit-piece on Will after he told you he wasn't the story and didn't want to be the focus of any articles. It seems very much out of character for someone who claims to be focused on what "really matters". Hope the paycheck was worthwhile I guess...

Started a character on the anniversary WoW TBC server and trying to get to level 70 without dying. Level 14 currently. Wish me luck. #nerdspeak

As a Vikings fan, I see no downsides to signing your backup QB to a $47.3m contract in the hopes of trading him.

Fuck Grok

This thread, which demonizes Will Stancil for being ableist, is based on a lie. The quote is not from Will, it's from Tim Miller of The Bulwark. This should be taken down as disinfo. But because it reinforces so many people's priors about Will, it'll probably stay up to earn more likes.

This whole thread was designed in a lab to make me smile.

"challenge him to a head-to-head appearance and status comparison" So a Zoolander walk off?

I'm trying to think of what would convince me to buy a basketball net for my kids and tbh sinking a 20-footer cold like that, in the middle of a Costco, would probably do the trick.

It always astonishes me how people in other countries think they have it all figured out for us. Nevermind how they would feel if I pretended to know what the hell was going on in their country, it's the US so everyone gets to have an opinion and *be angry when they get called out for it*. The gall!

A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy

And people say video games aren't art!

A thing that annoys me about the Axios newsletter is that the tone is consistently “I am one of the top experts on this thing I learned about five minutes ago.” Also that they have 280 sources in the White House but their only source on the left is Rep. Capitulate Middle (D).

Imagine being this gullible.

Ofelia Torres' bravery in the face of injustice was beyond words — her courage became a symbol of strength at a time when even the strongest would have bowed. My deepest condolences to her family and loved ones. May her memory be a blessing.

Every single reply to this post saying "he's right, AI is garbage" has admitted to only ever using it as a web search, something they and industry experts agree is a bad use for it. I'm a skeptic, but I know groupthink when I see it...

I got tricked, but it was a good trick! Here's why the lie that tricked me reinforces my priors:

Republicans think most Americans are bigots. The far left thinks most are communists. They're both wrong, but the GOP is at least closer to the truth. And the far left is wrong primarily because they don't get that.

We built Jikipedia, a new wiki that compiles Jmail data into exhaustive reports on key figures in the Epstein scandal. It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated.

lol. lmao

this fucking thumbnail lmao

If capitalism convinces poor people that they're temporarily embarrassed millionaires, Marxism convinces leftists that they're temporarily retired firebrands.

I think it's a life raft. Open in an emergency, stow it when you're safe. I like that Dems have historically fought gerrymandering, but I love that they decided correctly to use it in this emergency. I hope we'll be able to fix this someday.

"Surely, thou canst sate thy lusts upon mine person without turning every garment I own into confetti? I look upon my shredded silks and weep, Lathaniel! My bosom heaves with anguish. And what shall support it? Not my bodices!" www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ple...

This is blackout poetry to me

The biggest political divide on here is not between left and liberal but between "politics is real and involves real outcomes for real people" and "no it doesn't fuck you"

If "Abolish ICE" is supposed to be the median opinion, shouldn't "Dems refuse to fund DHS" be a winning headline?

Hey we're doing an article about a new wave of Dems, like Mamdani, the mayor of NYC. However we're going to put him in the background with a woman who may or may not be Analilia Mejia or Adelita Grijalva. We just gotta put the white guy with the Nazi tattoo who's -10 to Janet Mills front and center.

New life goal. I must slap the relay button at 60mph.

Here's one of her comments. Yeah, somehow not buying that...

I love that every single reply to this loser's post is calling them out for blatant antisemitism. Hey AIPAC tracker! None of those organizations are AIPAC! To imply that all Jewish organizations are the same and share the same goals is absolutely 100% antisemitism. Full stop. Fix yourselves.

How can I turn off reposts from specific people I follow? I like them but sometimes they repost 8,000 replies to a thread they started and my timeline becomes unusable.

Your own thread contradicts itself. In one post the nominee was “chosen by Obama, Pelosi, and Clooney in a smoke filled room” no primaries at all. In the next, the primaries were “rigged for Biden due to his health.” Which is it? Either the primaries mattered or they didn’t. You can’t claim both.

haven't made a step sound yet so i'm using a clip of alucard saying "What?!" from castlevania symphony of the night with randomized pitch as a placeholder.

I love the drone footage but having curled before, it would be gratuitously annoying and distracting to the players, not to mention potentially dangerous if it collided with someone trying to brush in front of a stone or move out of the way of a ricochet.

Lol I made this. Didn't get much traction on tiktok so I'm glad it found its way to peoples eyes somehow but it sucks that without the caption the credit to @shanabartels.bsky.social for actually doing all the work of catching it gets lost

Caffeine? That pales in comparison to my plan of putting myself into a diabetic coma.

Keep in mind this is an Olympic Games that has been on for less than a week and already had a ski jumping scandal called "Penisgate".

Something compelled me to make this

Attendance be like:

Age verification? I had to lower the windows on my first car manually. Oh also I had to shift gears manually.

This is a fun one. "Because powerful people are scared of her testimony" is high on the list, closely followed by "they genuinely don't want pedophiles to see jail time", and don't forget the classic "their friends shouldn't have to be in prison, that's reserved for their enemies".

this is the first clip I’ve seen of the tpusa show and omg

Lane Kifffin

@wiscogrant.bsky.social is Bill on terrestrial radio in MKE?

Your average Vietnam vet, six beers in at the local VFW, seeing this shit and having flashbacks:

Here's my hot take: "Golden" is not a karaoke song.