As confetti filled the arena, Fletcher’s pals held hands and the Annunciation contingent sang along to “Ordinary.” (🎁 link)

Fantasiaroolipeli. Don't lie, your brain immediately knew what that meant. D&D is a universal language.

Tom isn't saying that trying to help Gaza is bad. He's saying that trying to help them to the exclusion of everyone in your own country is bad. It's a prioritization issue. It should be lower than a LOT of domestic policy. It's going to hurt us if people keep insisting it's all we should care about.

Joe Biden was, in fact, a good president.

It was close, they nearly trapped him there, he had to sneak out during juice time.

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The Woody's Roundup Extended Cinematic Universe is getting weird.

So if there are any #Hamilton nerds in downtown #Minneapolis, tonight is your night, they're showing the movie in the park and ITS A SING-A-LONG.

The fact that annoying people who don't know me will get upset that I (or anyone) play D&D just makes me wanna play D&D even more. I didn't know I had that power, it feels amazing.

Joining a community is becoming a local, anyone gets to be a local if they decide they wanna be a part ofand contribute to the community. Except this weirdo.

Dude, your demo is the reason we even need a 14th amendment. Chew on THAT.

You don't have to dig very far to find the antisemitism... This shit has no place in our society.

Hey guys should immigrants live in fear in America? Should we refrain from reassuring them that America is for them? Even when our conservative Supreme Court still rules that they belong here?

Once more, it needs to be said: if you are on Bluesky, this message is not written in a tone intended to make you happy (if that's possible). This message is not for militant leftists, it's for voters, it's for the Dem base (Bluesky is not the Dem base). You caught words intended for someone else.

Answer: "Eat a better QB and consume his powers"

Track AIPAC is an evil propaganda outlet that is stirring up paranoia and anti-semitism. In reality, Ossoff has taken no money from AIPAC.

Y'all kicked a gay Jewish man out of Pride over an I/P purity test that *no one else* was required to pass. You are not acting in anyone's best interest.

I'm hoping we are past this shit in 2033, so we can have an America 250 Mulligan, using the anniversary of the recognition of American independence as a reason to celebrate again.

His obsession with landscaping is really weird.

Good Lord she has a *cannon* for an arm.

Repatriate Willy

I regret to inform everyone that voting continuously is part of our civic duty. Democracy is a lifelong project. No, not your life. The country's.

When "I want the Dems to use the tools of our enemies" includes mass murder. Disgusting.

I earned 8 years last month. We got this, brother.

My wedding was on July 4th, we didn't win any fans either 🙁

Me when the Terrible Bug Spray makes me COUGH!:

Kevin Sorbo was busy with another project I guess.

Not sure I'm incredibly happy about the Timberwolves selling out their drafts until 2033 to get LaMello Ball. If this doesn't work, they won't have anything else to use as leverage for a LONG time.

Oof oof oof

Shouldn't they be ready to frustrate Trump?

I’d venture to guess 98% of elected Democrats, at least, support “Free Palestine.” It’s putting it on the campaign sign that is the signal, but what it’s signaling has essentially nothing to do with freeing Palestine.

Lovecraftian-level blunt rotation.

RFK Jr is gonna be pissed they raided his rare vintages of algae and peptide tonics.

*Me interviewing for a Serious Job:* Employer: We're gonna need a drug screen. "Not a problem." There will be a background check and a polygraph. "That's fine." Also Isaac Chotiner would like to ask you a few questions. *starts sweating profusely and eyeing the exit*

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Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.

The cows are feisty this morning.

Ah come on man.

Star Wars is great, some random alien is named Scuba Steve

It's ok to have mixed — or just negative — feelings about Father's Day

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

Bro, chill, you're gonna blow Kevin Federline's cover.

...he says, while watching Dems win special election after special election and flip red seats as Trump's approval tanks worse than anyone ever.

They really designed this without guard rails...

An excellent 🧵 worth reading.