A tad jarring when your GPS yells at you to turn right on gun street

Also, I thought we were all on the same page re: Internet Death Threats? As in, don't do it, and take them seriously when appropriate? "I was kidding!" OK, so don't kid about that? Also, literally every weird stalker that's gone on to kill their ex said the exact same thing? How are ppl to know?

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

This is grade-school level stuff. This is "don't joke about bombs at an airport" stuff. Nobody posts live, there's always a "Post" button between you and everyone else. Nothing "slips out". Which means you always have the option to just not make jokes about killing or harming other people!

3 day bans are 3 day vacations from this app and if you can't see it like that, you need to log off in the worst way. Eat the L.

Unlimited Toiletpaper is the name of her cellmate

If you are splitting hairs over what to call a child-rapist as a means of downplaying child-rape, you are irredeemable.

Megyn Kelly has a 14yo daughter

Megyn Kelly has a 14yo daughter.

"...it had nothing to do with who the president was!" he cries after looking directly at the president and doing the president's infamous dance.

Anyone wanna see the physical manifestation of cope?

These emails are famous because they were released by Congress! Calling someone "dirty" isn't even that weird! Hold on, I'm getting some info about who the emails were from, to, and about...

Per Dan Dakich’s request we have updated this story

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

My coworker is at a hotel in Hollywood and by sheer coincidence so are a handful of Golden Bachelor contestants and they've invited him clubbing. We're all in the group chat encouraging him to make interesting decisions.

The folks defending that sort of antisocial behavior really want it to be ok to say terrible things to and about other people, as long as they are angry and can screen their vitriol behind plausible deniability. It's playground bully behavior any child would recognize.

Tapping the sign...

Cops should have these. They should 100% be the first to have these.

My "I need constant physical restraint from committing crimes" nanny-robot has people asking a lot of questions...

Do they think we care?

Chaos Zero Nightmare is down for maintenance, just what the fuck am I supposed to do now?

I used the money I got from a Facebook class-action lawsuit settlement to buy BALL x PIT.

I'm willing to humor every person that says "primary them all!" on one condition: they have to support the eventual winner with their whole chest. No more mealy-mouthed bullshit about "your candidate" being screwed. If you want unconditional party support, you'd best be willing to give it.

If retaking the Senate isn't important, it means you're ok losing more seats to republicans, and buddy, that makes you indistinguishable from a republican.

This attitude about churches is baffling and WAY more prevalent than I expected. Having tax-exempt status doesn't make you a charity ATM for anyone who expresses a need. Churches are allowed to screen for scammers. They are not required to give cash to everyone who calls.

This person's definition of "purity tests" involves very basic measures to make sure the church isn't getting scammed, something you or I are allowed to do but mysteriously churches are not. Apparently calling churches with a fake story about a baby to "test their faith" is *not* a purity test...

For when you have enough money to buy a Peloton but already have a Peloton.

Welp, looks like an Axios article is going to make this app unusable for the next while, see y'all on the flip side.

Last night, the Trump Administration sent a letter suggesting Wisconsin should return our FoodShare payments. My response ⬇️

Can you imagine having to take orders from this man without laughing?

On TikTok there's a woman doing a fairly shitty scam operation. She's cold-calling churches around the US and lying about having a baby to catch them in "gotcha" moments when they kindly treat her like a scammer. It makes me wish we could strip TikTok accounts from users that harass other people.

This is like going to Disney World and getting in an argument with the hologram of Walt Disney and threatening it, then backing off because you're worried the hologram might kick you out of the park.

Ok this is good

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

This is amazing because he just acknowledges that Dems are fighting for people to keep their healthcare. It doesn't matter what the percentage is, ANYONE who hears this message and is struggling to make ends meet will know which side is trying to help them.

Look Ryan Grim! There’s that algorithm you like to argue with!

Hourly-Raccoon-Bot, I'm going to block you if you are truly this misinformed.

This question is similar to that old chestnut: "how many YouTube video descriptions can my 10yo give before I simply pass away".

I'm one of the four fired employees. I was a writer & producer at Bon Appétit for nearly five years, during which I helped organize our union and sat on our bargaining committee. I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them

Who is this for?

A short film directed by Wes Anderson

Trump at the end just staring into the middle distance as photographers snap pics of a dude who fainted. Christ, we are ruled by the dregs of society.

There's a gentleman's club by that name in my city, and they would be ashamed of this display.

Keep in mind, this is all happening IN HIS CITY! There is precisely 0 chance this doesn't hit home for him. We are closer than I imagined to the Pope himself pulling up to a detention center to personally deliver the eucharist.

Welp I downloaded Horny Slay The Spire. It's good!

My nerd ass read this as "Wheel of Time" and dear reader, I was confused.

There are New York based reasons for this, but the simplest one is that high enthusiasm favors the candidate that people can be enthusiastic about.

I will never understand wanting to know who blocks me or what lists I'm on. That's none of my business! And knowing won't make me any happier.

This is like saying "dragons that move to Texas will incur a 100% tariff".