egg sausage and salty potatoes. cannot go wrong with this meal. i feed myself so right after a night of debauchery 🥰

debating whether to decorate for christmas or not. i've never had my own tree but i have all the ornaments from my mom and my apartment would look very cute. but it would be a lot more to pack away with an impending move happening in a few months.

And back to our regular scheduled programming

i've had a banana, a large glass of water, and a small glass of OJ. i'm trying to make a hearty breakfast rn but the hangover gods are not on my side. the smell of boiling water is making me nauseous. 🫠

it doesn't feel like the worst hangover but i had four doubles on an empty stomach last night so it's not the best either... 🫩😣😮‍💨

sleep warm skin is my fave 💕

i ended h going to Massive and had SUCH a good time. I got fucked by like 4 ppl and it was just so nice. convo was fun and good. glad i socialized. :) ☺️🥰😌🥵

can someone explain why i always see these together? #gay #cruising #prep #hiv

i just came so hard it hurt my ovaries

forgot how nice cockwarming my dildos is. keeping me plugged and stretched feels so nice. i wanna try it on a real dick but everyone busts so fast when they fuck me. 😩

is it #fcf yet? need to be filled by one soon, but i guess this 7" will have to do for now. #ftm #transman #pussy #clit #dildo #masturbating

i need a yap session w someone over drinks and then get drilled into my mattress after :/

It's such a weird quirk of being ND where sharing close physical touch with someone, like hugging/cuddling/kissing, are hugely rewarding for me and something I love to seek out. But some types of touch make me want to punch you in the face 😅

yes, um, hello. i'll be moving to chicago in April. may I have that pls? 🥵👀

looks like i'll be doing far away errands tomorrow, a great reason to get out of my apt since the water will be shut off at 9a for most of the day. anyone like running errands? or want Dreamland chicken and waffles? or maybe opposite side of town and just walk through IKEA for a couple hours.

hoping for a relationship that shows me how easy it is to love me and shows me such undeniable affection that i'm shown this is what it was supposed to be like all along. 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

one of the most annoying things about the apps is when I let a conversation die because I’m the only one asking any questions about the other person or adding anything I’ll still get stupid ass « happy thanksgiving » message. like you can send that but don’t want to know what my hobbies are. ok.

went on sniffies. 2 DL guys cheating on their gfs back home while visiting hmu. 2 drug dealers. 1 guy who can't hold a conversation to save his life. This is the Bad Place. Happy Holiday to me ig

sometimes i refresh my own profile to see if i posted any new nudes 🙃🤷‍♂️

deserved its own post tbh #ftm #transman #tattoos #gay #ass

ready to be properly stuffed (i know so original) the holiday appropriate socks stay on #happyturkeyday #gay #ftm #transman #stuffme #ass #christenthiscouch

hey, where can i pick someone like this up at for black friday? any local spots? farmers market? online small business? any help is appreciated thanks! :)

this is the first year i haven't worked on a holiday since having a job and honestly i hate it. i'd rather have something to do and get paid. i've had public-facing jobs til this year and it was really nice to add to someone else's holiday when i didn't have anything myself

i guess i'm thankful i can still afford groceries even though they don't stretch as long, and i can still reliably pay my rent.

reminder that if you're gay and you call your asshole a pussy, you're wrong and disgusting imo. i have my rights taken away and am socially and sexual outcast for actually having one as a man. cis men need to be stopped.

I need to be massaged within an inch of my life

anime and stroke kinda start to my holiday extended weekend. who wants to watch jujutsu kaisen with me?

last minute for #humpday shaved and can't stop touching myself. need someone to hump to celebrate but no one's around. #ftm #transman #pussy #clit #smooth #bottom #gay

also happy #humpday. I get my T injections done on my way home from work so i always get a new bandaid to show off ✨ peek the treats in the corner #ftm #transman #ass #tattoos #treatyoself #itiswednesdaymydudes

since it's my weekend, i'm due for a trim so i'm going to do a little pampering before bed tonight #ftm #transman #otter #gay #tattoos

what color should i paint my nails? i have four days to myself for the holiday (don't have any friends here and family isn't available- seeing them for christmas instead) so im trying to think of activities i can do besides just sitting around doom scrolling. 🙃

recently heard "the best man is a mediocre woman" (from the mouth of a cis man) and it's so true. like my relationships with my female friends is so much more enriching and fulfilling. the only thing i need men for is sex and they can barely even get that right tbh 💅🏼

seattle tops: have more substance and ability to hold a conversation pls and ty. yall are boring.

10 years 💕✨ (21 - 31)

kinda tired of seeing other bottoms follow me tbh

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

It’s so cool to have hitched your wagon 20 years ago to an industry that was booming beyond anyone’s expectations and have it turn out to be stripmined and utterly hollowed out by Shareholder Value, and every other industry you could slot into has been, surprise, hollowed out by Shareholder Value

going to Linda's Tavern for Drag Bingo tonight if anyone wants to join.

seattle feels dead on arrival now tbh

had to make a new profile on sniffies and now all the profiles i blocked are viewable again. i'm having a crisis of disgust towards men. since having the new one, 5 different straight guys have hmu despite having "NO STRAIGHT/CURIOUS" in my profile at the top. 🫩🫩🫩

kinda feel like dipping from bluesky and/or turning off my notifications here bc a lot of them are from guys i would never want near me or just bot accounts. pretty boring to be wanted by a bunch of creeps tbh. :/

home and haggard

coming back to seattle feels weird and feels kind of boring in the gay space. chicago was so much bigger and alive than this smaller sleepy city feels.

deeply uninterested in guys who can't take simple direction. it makes me think cis men just can't read. basics for hooking up are stats and a dick and body pic, and there's only a bunch of zoomed in poorly lit dick pics in my inbox without anything else, not even a simple message. 🙄🙄🙄

so sniffies just suspended my account because i put in my bio "send full stats and pics or i'll bully you" since mfers can't seem to read and do that, and their automated filter suspended me. 🙃🙃🙃🙃

glad i'm taking all of Monday off to travel home and reset. chicago has been chill. really want to see what it's like living here more completely than just out of a hotel downtown where no one else is.

ended up having fun and getting super stretched out at steamworks chicago. and i walked out to this sunrise. the view said trans rights!!! (peek the flag in the corner)

for anyone in Chicago looking at my profile this weekend: i am iso of a new bf pls and ty. one who is taller than me, has nice arms, pretty eyes, and nice hair. one who likes sex, cheat days, museums, markets, and being monogamous. if you are him, pls apply tysm ✨🥺

It should come as no surprise that I’m craving cock 🤤

hello chicago, hello my love