♻️

My man, my man, my man, my baby, my baby Dicking me down, spoiling me, driving me crazy 🤪

🥰🍂👻

idk idc going to the gym and getting strong is cool and fun like a year and a half ago I couldn’t do a single pull up and now I can do almost 40 on top of doing a bunch of other stuff like what’s not to love

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kys third reich barbie

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Rest in peace, Miss Major. We will carry the bricks forward.

destroyed quads today

I dress to go to the gym looking like I’m listening to knocked loose but in reality I’m listening to puss puss for an hour

cannot stress how much this altered my brain chemistry youtu.be/EGhO7qaxYWA?...

going to do one of those goofy Jeff nippard exercises at the gym today I love novelty and theatrics

Charli: “ur so famous i get insecure” Taylor: “ur a coke head loser!” Zara Larsson: “I wanna FUCK ur BOYFRIEND!!!!”

bite the bait

sooo happy to be going back to chicago tomorrow we had a good last day tho

pov ur a worm on the ground

ur fuckin inbred kys

bane szn

riiise & shiiine

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hey

c u tomorrow east coast

Chicago Eagle + Eagle Chicago = Go birrrrrrrrrds

I love days at the mall with my man and getting little drinks and getting food and bring little consumer piggies

heavy on it

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love when the children are having fun

big beefy idiot

started leaning back into a childhood delight (taking baths and reading)

something so special matt and i share is our love for a stale packaged cookie. he like a stale nilla wafer and i love a stale oreo. this transcends life itself. forget everything we share when we have this to experience.

When slayyyter said “I want a cigarette”….so true queen

my fineshyt 🖤 @ballsamic.bsky.social

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🌀 u wanna give me $40k no strings attached so baddddd 🌀

lunch time

kiss it kiss it by renee rapp

Demi was sipping on the Madison Beer flat tummy tea when she made this song like it really is short spandex slip dress, thigh high sock, smooth Barbie choochani

pov ur my la roche posay cleanser in my shower

no one’s got me like my daily mint dark chocolate chip and oreo ninja creami protein ice cream got me

thinkin about when we were babies

what the fuck

home alone so you know what that means????????????????????????? gotta watch a gay movie that will make me cry :)

I love matt because it will be silent, no one saying a damn thing, and he will go “did you know hermit crabs can live to be 50 years old” like I love my autistic Snapple cap husband why he say that

i love being a libra (i will kill myself)

Two striking DC33 workers, one of whom is pregnant, were the victims of a hit-and-run last week when a drunk driver drove into their picket line. Tyree Ford, a sanitation worker and father of four, sustained serious injuries and is still in critical condition. www.gofundme.com/f/tyree-ford...

hey!!! o0o0o0 is this illegal?????