Nobody expects the Conservatives to know how to throw a good party, but their latest end-of-season shindig went so badly it might end up tipping the balance of power in Ottawa. #cdnpoli www.wonkette.com/p/christmas-...

The lunatic right have seen a lot of comparisons to the Galactic Empire from Star Wars in recent years but the UCP have taken it next level with building a targetable thermal exhaust vent to their Death Star with Recall Act. My latest for Wonkette: www.wonkette.com/p/alberta-se...

I've enjoyed Steve Burgess' columns since back in ye olde Westender days and the man deserves a raise.

Hegseth hears a hooah. My latest for Wonkette: open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...

Canadian Armed Forces give new meaning to "five for fighting" with new plan for volunteer military service: www.wonkette.com/p/canadian-m...

Remembrance Day ceremony hit a bit different this year now that the close ally we fought so many wars alongside openly wants to destroy us.

Or they could respond to Rebecca’s offer but changing Wonkette’s name won’t be on the table. open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...

I will never not be weird to hear the announcer say “Will Smith hits right.” Like we didn’t all see the Slap. #bluejays

King Charles being suspenseful with a pencil ever since a prince turned himself into a symbol.

We may never know if Katy Perry saw the “Fuck Trudeau” signs on her recent tour of Canada and took it as a sign. open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...

Is that a fly ball, or is it a Nazgûl, coming in from the lake just to catch the game? My latest rant for Wonkette on spotty Jays fans attendance at Mariners games. h/t @harrisonmooney.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/blue-jays-...

Proud to see former colleagues fighting the good fight bringing local news back to communities in need. Good choice of name too: www.freshetnews.ca/a-new-beginn...

This time it’s personal

Top 5 birthdays to celebrate today that aren’t Charlie Kirk’s! www.wonkette.com/p/charlie-ki...

The guy at the end who came to shake his hand and said thank you kinda broke me. Dude might've saved his life.

I made a listicle! www.wonkette.com/p/charlie-ki...

"Nice little advance screening system you've got there, it would be a shame if anything happened to it." My latest for Wonkette: www.wonkette.com/p/maga-pitch...

It will never not feel strange to be making double time and a half on September 30 thanks to systemic racism.

Sarah McLachlan is mad as hell and isn't going to take it anymore! cc @michellecyca.com www.wonkette.com/p/lilith-fai...

How the fuck does CBC Gem not carry Da Vinci's Inquest??

Giving this homegrown @gandersocial.bsky.social social media the old college try for meta reasons. Surely cobra chickens are better than the Twiter bird.

Welp, that’s $25 I wasted sending some BCcentric Wonkette posts for City Mike award consideration. Surely must’ve been the swearing. jackwebster.com/webster-awar...

Give a standing ovation for a Nazi once, shame on you. Give a standing ovation for a Nazi twice and you seem shamefully unclear on why it’s wrong to cheer for them. cc @gregorrobertson.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/charlie-ki...

NEW: I've never seen as many retractions as I have this week, and that speaks volumes about the degradation of corporate media. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/the-abject...

Paging Brian Kilmeade!

Canada demolished Israel this weekend but nobody was there to see it: www.wonkette.com/p/what-if-ca...

Everything is awful now but a recent @wonkettemedia.bsky.social post having 911 upvotes on Reddit seems as good a way as any to start this particular day.

It’s not a good idea to fuck with librarians, no matter what you might’ve seen on Pornhub. My latest on #Edmonton book ban brouhaha: www.wonkette.com/p/hero-libra...

Whoops, DOJ Employee Admitted Epstein Files Coverup To His Honeypot Date! It's so hard for MAGA to get laid these days. www.wonkette.com/p/whoops-doj...

Having Pink Pony Club in my head all frickin day is the price I have to pay for writing about Chappell Roan and Saskatchewan. www.wonkette.com/p/chappell-r...

Nice to have a chance to write about my home province New Brunswick although different circumstances wouldd've been preferred: www.wonkette.com/p/a-tale-of-...

Hat tip to @marciej.bsky.social for not one but TWO Corey Hart references in one sentence! I can’t believe it but you’ve got it made when she’s throwing shade.

I wrote about Katy Perry for Wonkette and some people liked it: www.wonkette.com/p/is-katy-pe...

Look, I TRIED multiple times to delete my Facebook account to be a good citizen but they wouldn’t let me.

Who would’ve imagined Big Balls getting beaten up by two 15-year-olds would be be the modern equivalent of setting the Reichstag fire?

Girl Guides guided away from USA. Margaret Atwood unavailable for comment.

The emperor is buck naked. And everyone knows it. But if you say it out loud, he’ll take your head. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

South Park owns must of the blame for keeping the Canadian stereotype we pronounce "about" as aboot alive. They just made their Trump pronounce it the same way. This may not bode well. www.wonkette.com/p/south-park...

I wrote about this late last night and he just ... tweeted it out.* *said it out loud www.wonkette.com/p/trump-shut...

An 18th century Canadian military base was successfully defended from being overtaken by Christian nationalists last Wednesday without a single shot being fired. My latest for @wonkettemedia.bsky.social #seanfeucht www.wonkette.com/p/canada-tel...

The Prince of Darkness has died. Unfortunately it’s Ozzy.

“Rural Alberta Advantage,” my ass. Today’s post in @wonkettemedia.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/alberta-cl...

For last five months, Globe’s @carrietait.bsky.social has been going hard at the Alberta Health Services procurement scandal. Then she became a target, with ppl surreptitiously photographing her in public, posting about private moments and spoofing her number www.theglobeandmail.com/gift/e0c398c...

I hear he does a sweet Cracklin’ Rose Walker as well!

We’re some sorry aboot the smoke, eh. www.wonkette.com/p/maga-deman...

It might’ve gone over better if @mark-carney.bsky.social had axes the Daylight Saving Time DST instead of the Digital Services Tax. My latest for Wonkette: www.wonkette.com/p/canada-obe...

Suck it, haters

I'm being bombarded with ads for electric scooters after researching them online. I guess it's a good thing the algorithm doesn't somehow know I actually bought one since?

This post from yesterday hasn’t aged well. open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...

Just signed up for beta testing at @gandersocial.bsky.social. Fingers crossed and elbows up. I still can’t believe I didn’t visit the airport during a visit, which was famous even pre-9/11.