Operation Epic Fuckup

In keeping with the secularizing tradition of his father's White Revolution, Reza has agreed to host Tony Dokoupil's Whiskey Fridays

The costs of this Iran war debacle will likely be more than the cost of extending the ACA health insurance subsidies. If you asked Americans, which do you want: another war in the Middle East or lower health care costs at home, is the margin 90 to 10? 95 to 5?

What's really striking about this clip is not only that he is struggling to read clusters of 4-5 words at a time with no sense of what each full sentence is, but that he stops to repeat the "Sadly... Likely be more" line as if he really digs it.

Most of us are not special boys

No thugs in our house, are there dear? We made that clear We made little Graham promise us he'd be a good boy

I have never seen a politician more directly copy this speech in my life

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You know what's offensive?

Do you feel safer now

Waiting for Tom Friedman to tell us that we'll turn the corner in six months

"He got a Nazi tattoo while drunk but later said sorry, ok?" plus "This is an Israeli ratfuck" are not the message you want to go with, believe me

Is it possible to be worse than Fetterman? Yes it is

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The president didn't bother to make the case for war in a marathon State of the Union address and then he fucked off to his sweaty gilded country club so he could literally phone in an unconstitutional war. Every single Democrat needs to be screaming about this at full volume.

They don't need CNN to be under Ellison ownership for CNN to behave like it's under Ellison ownership

We have concepts of a peace plan, will be releasing them in two weeks, they will be beautiful you're going to love them

Bored of peace

They told me if I voted for Kamala the US would continue to be involved in foreign wars, and they were right!

"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.

Any attempt by Trump to explain will lead to a further decline in the already limited support

Once again.

meanwhile, war rages on at home.

Evergreen post

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

Such a shame how John Cleese suddenly dropped dead right after his speech at Graham Chapman's memorial service in 1990. With his passionate commitment to social democratic politics, European integration, and human rights, and his self-deprecating wit, he could have been a powerful voice had he lived

The solution? Destroy roads, bridges, hospitals, and schools everywhere

Move fast and break things but never ever think of rebuilding

They went to war with Iran (which nobody in America was asking for) so they could conjure an excuse to allow ICE to keep murdering Americans and teargassing schools here at home with impunity (which nobody in America was asking for).

White Revolution 2: Brought to you by the white supremacists

Understatement alert

Caitlin Flanagan still trying to get her head around this

My statement on President Trump’s combat operations in Iran⬇️

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Epic Fury is a board game you play on the KITCHEN TABLE

Tulsi literally sold shirts

> @covie93.bsky.social

The man of the hour at Davos, when the hour is up

It would be cool to have a legislature that acted to defend its own constitutional prerogatives and, maybe as a treat, the interests of the people it represents too.

Sam Altman says OpenAI could have helped better target which school girls to murder

We’d be a lot better off as a country today if we’d thrown a president or two in the slammer for life.

85 girls in a school = "targeted strike on the regime's military assets"

85 girls in a school. Do you feel safer now

Trump squeezed in an appearance at an extravagant Mar-a-Lago gala while telling the country he launched a full-out war with Iran.

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The promise of OpenAI and Grok being used in war is that no human can be held accountable for the war crimes it commits, all the way up to where it sits on the chain of command. The total abdication of any kind of accountability, any kind of "am I following an unjust order" moral hesitation, etc.

Analysis | With Stephen Miller running America's domestic policy, Benjamin Netanyahu running its foreign policy, and Donald Trump heading up interior decorating and bribe-taking, the executive branch has tripled its efficiency.

Jesus Christ they're running the war from Mar-a-Lago www.reuters.com/world/us/top...

Sam Altman: Give me the contract