Join my team at @dcfpi.bsky.social! We're looking for a Director of Communications who cares about finding just policy solutions to rebuild inequitable systems in DC. Not to brag, but I think our crew is pretty great! dcfpi.org/jobs-and-int...

Ready to once again engage in my favorite summertime activity (Worrying about the mental situation of the Love Island music producer)

There are so many gross and awful dudes on survivor, it would be really great if we could send one of them home instead of continuously voting out cool women who are actually fun to watch

Idk what Chris Fleming's body is made of, but it can't be the same material that mine is. That kind of movement isn't standard issue.

This Valentine's Day, we want to share the love —just like the 1% need to share the wealth. So, we made some cards you can send to your friends, your partners, your neighbors, or maybe even your favorite council member!

Trying to decide what wedding pictures to print, but I can't because they are simply all too good

I'm so tired of this administration turning our city into a theme park for the overgrown toddler who happens to be the fucking president

🚨 Urgent action alert! 🚨 Congress wants to undo local legislation and cost DC $700 million in local revenue, and overturn our efforts to cut child poverty. Call these Senators and tell them to VOTE NO ON S.J.RES.102. Check out the last slide for a script you can use!

There can not possibly be anyone in the world who thinks about former Maryland Governor and Failed Presidential Candidate, Martin O'Malley, dressed up in weird Revolutionary War cosplay, on not one, but TWO separate occasions, more than I do. I think about it all the time.

Roughly every three weeks I learn that my husband has never heard of something that I consider a cornerstone of the Internet, and today it's this video youtube.com/shorts/2WNCh...

Happy holidays from the DCFPI team! We're logging off for the year, but we'll be back in January for another year of defending DC's autonomy and pushing for policies that support all DC residents.

This Giving Tuesday, we’re not sitting back—and neither should you. Every dollar you give today will be matched—up to $10,000. That means your gift goes twice as far! Donate now: loom.ly/7kS2IEg

Who sent Jeff Probst to the RuPaul school of Game Show Hosts Who Want To Be Therapists SO BAD

Last night, the House passed two bills that will unravel years of criminal justice reform in DC. This unprecedented act of federal interference is a threat to the District's right to self-governance. www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

Federal efforts to bring back cash bail in DC would harm Black residents and reverse decades of progress. @dcfpi.bsky.social explains why fair, risk-based pretrial systems keep communities safe and equitable. www.dcfpi.org/all/federal-...

📣 ACTION ALERT DC lawmakers must act to protect $658 million in local funds that could be used for housing, health care, & support for residents. Send an email: the DC Council should amend DC’s tax code to prevent costly federal tax cuts from draining our budget. https://loom.ly/smq56N0

excited to wake up to a thrilling new round of taylor swift discourse tomorrow morning 🤪

How it feels telling people you're a morning person

Hey so what are you supposed to do when you were really excited to finally have some time off but then your city starts experiencing a hostile militarized takeover, just a hypothetical question

Can I get a hell yeah

The most important thing that happened in July is that I remembered that I could just make myself a tuna melt if I wanted to

Just made my fiance pause a show 2/3rds of the way through because I was overcome by the urgent need to lay down in the dark and listen to Lorde.

I'm gonna be so honest I did not know it was possible to cancel e! news, I thought it just existed like the wind or the grass or the inevitably of death

Would truly do anything to get to ask the love island music supervisor questions for like 20 minutes

This bill is a disgrace and I'm sick at the thought of all of the harm this will cause in the short term and for decades to come.

Roughly once a week there is a cover of a song on Love Island that is so bad that I start to question if humans as a species deserve music

hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again

Join us on June 27th, from 12-1 PM, for the latest installment in our Federal Threats Watch webinar series: DC's Budget Offers No Shelter from Storm. This virtual discussion will feature speakers from DCFPI, @dcjwj.bsky.social & @dcpca.bsky.social Learn more & register today: loom.ly/FC3O3J0

Love to disassociate in the thrift store while they blast the theme to Ghostbusters and I am mentally confronting the idea of imminent nuclear war 💕

Spending my summer being an unwilling participant in the Washington Nationals collective public humiliation kink

Spending my summer profusely apologizing to my fiance for the person I become when watching a baseball game

Happy pride from the demon who haunts my texts, @mcnietzsche.bsky.social

The fruits of my labor (The berries I grew in my backyard)

It's genuinely crazy that I met a man on the internet and now he lives in my house and my cat likes him more than me and we're getting married and his mom texts me all the time???

Sitting in the back of my brother's wedding googling "how to dance with height difference"

Sometimes it's not that weird to live in DC and then sometimes you're trying to decide if it's worth it to yell at the United States Senator ahead of you in the TSA line, because he's made some awful policy decisions lately

DC is a city of grown adults in backpacks (I am a grown adult in a backpack)

This is a great resource to understand the (often confusing!) DC budget process!

Trying to convince my fiance that we should walk down the aisle to the Survivor theme song at our wedding (it is not working)

Every season of The Amazing Race has at least one woman who I hope watches it backs and then divorces her husband

Nearly 1/2 of all renters and more than 1/2 of Black renters in DC struggle to afford rent. DC lawmakers should focus on improving rental assistance, to ensure renters with low incomes have stable and affordable places to call home. Read more: www.dcfpi.org/all/nearly-h...

Even with everything going on in the world right now I still have it in me to be a huge hater for stupid chat gpt slop. I am dedicated to my hating game 🫡 I don't want to see your weird AI dolls, get a hobby

I think Gayle going to space is Oprah's karmic punishment for unleashing Dr. Oz on the world

i need the news to stop breaking for like 24 hours, please, I can not keep up at this pace

i should be in charge of the marvel movies. i will cast mark rylance, jared harris, mark strong, paul dano, and paul giamatti as the avengers. their headquarters are the municipal planning office of a midsize american city. the supervillain they defeat will be various challenges to zoning reform

Can't stop thinking about how my neurology office was blasting T-Pain at 8:30 am, very confusing vibes!!

Happy 8 year anniversary to the day I came home from work and the stairs to my apartment were just...gone

Getting involved in local politics is so embarrassing, why am I one of three people not employed by my town (out of 14 total) at this State of the Town event tonight

URGENT ACTION ALERT: If you are a literal Dickensian ghost, we need three of you to visit Chuck Schumer tonight in his sleep.