The white Sox learned the pope is watching them fr fr and fucking exploded

Read the damn room, Mr. Met.

Just like Carlos Mendoza, the Mets are a day late and dollar short, doing the thing they should have done too late to make a difference

According to Joel Sherman and @jonheyman.bsky.social Carlos Mendoza has been fired by the #Mets

idk if I've said this on bluesky but it must be supremely weird to *know* the Pope is watching you play baseball

Mendoza fired king 👀 Mendoza fired tonight? 👀 Mendoza fired tonight king? 👀

6 errors and at least 1 error by every infielder. I don’t see how the #Mets keep Carlos Mendoza after this series totally unserious org

I voted for John Fitzgerald Kerry you hack, the party is a joke and deserves to be replaced by people who care

HOLY SHIT

Knicks fans were correct

Of all the really extremely funny things that happened in this game last night by far the funniest was pinch hitting for Bichette with Brett Baty

VIENTOS HITS A MONSTER HOME RUN TO BRING THE #METS WITHIN 10

Saying "drop it" at the TV when your baseball team hits a pop up like the outfielder is a dog with something supicious in its mouth

If any mutuals are looking for a ticket for today’s Mets game I have one up for grabs

Chicago White Sox: 111 million dollars, 36-31 New York #Mets: 381 million dollars, 30-38

GROUP CHATS YESSSSS BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Do the #mets have a hitting lab we can send Bo Bichette to

If the Supreme Court is a third house of Congress except not elected then it should be way bigger. 300 Supreme Court justices.

In honor of the self-defense strikes and the self-defense retaliation.

The fundamental problem, and it has been for weeks, is the US thinks they are negotiating "surrender" and Iran thinks they are negotiating "peace" and the two shall never meet

the definitive millennial movie is Starship Troopers I will not be elaborating

You missed the pets forum where a moderator kills birds with AC/DC hadokens

Backrooms is 4chan IP and therefore fash in this essay I will

maybe you’ve heard the rumors, or maybe you noticed the new split layout for chat on desktop. i’ll confirm it: group chats are on the way, and landing pretty soon too. it’s part of our move toward building for communities and closer social connection here.

What the Fuck Are You Doing: The Second Trump Era 2025 - 2029

I am deeply skeptical of financial analysis of war end dates because wars are inherently irrational and it takes 2 sides to end them. Trump also has constituencies and allies who can force the war to continue he's not the master of this situation

having learned that heterosexuality is gay from reactionary streamers, happy pride month to my fellow wife guys (a queer identity)

WALK THAT OFF MARLINS

It’s the #Mets second ab of the game and I’m already disgusted

Classic Mendoza to leave the Mets no pinch hitters in a tie game because he’s trying to galaxy brain the fuckin Marlins

I am no longer asking the #Mets must fire Carlos Mendoza. If Stearns loves him so much fire them both they can look for jobs together

MARK VIENTOS

NO BAD YOUTUBE. FUCK YOU YOUTUBE

If you were born in 2000 Donald Trump has been President for most of your adult life Geee cannot imagine why the line that measures vibes is down!

Good morning #Mets fans

Oh my god Spider-Man is here and he’s trolling J Jonah Jameson

Both places at Citi Field you can get apple pie nachos are closed today #Mets it’s over

Not all friction is good friction. Telling me I get to define my own experience and then throwing up roadblocks feels bad.

wow a walk off grand slam for the Marlins god damn that's a dagger

>be silicon valley >spend decades creating a right wing disinfosphere for money >slowly push the entire country right and bombard them with conservative propaganda >mfw America hates that I want to build something new

This DNC autopsy is embarrassing no wonder Ken Martin didn't release it. The literal only thing that could even be considered engaging with politics is bagging on identity politics. Ridiculous. Even the inflation hits are just about campaign spending, not the issue of economic inflation

Apropos of nothing if you keep a journal help future #historians out: today I wore a shirt ❌ today I wrote a short-sleeved t-shirt made of 100% cotton. I wore this because it was acceptable casual wear even though I am a salaried professional. ✅

wow I've never seen an inside the park grand slam before @jordanpelavin.bsky.social

OH MY GOD THE ANGELS that might break the As’s back holy shit

Bichette 0-4 so far today, his season OPS is down to .524 lol

In his last 7 games Bo Bichette has 2 hits for an AVG of 0.77 and an OPS of .277 In his last 15 games Bo Bichette has 10 hits for an AVG .167 and an OPS of .409 For some godforsaken reason the #Mets keep batting Bo at 2. Bring me Carlos Mendoza, I JUST WANT TO TALK

"twitter literally became what tumblr used to accuse something awful of being" I gasp raggedly on my deathbed. the year is 2068. nobody has any idea what the fuck I'm talking about