GF rewatching #MASH so I am going to pitch Season 12 MASH S12 E1: Klinger learns that Medal of Honor recipients are sent home, so plots to save Potter's life to earn one. Hawkeye deals with a complicated case. Mulcahy has his hands full with a new priest transferred under mysterious circumstances

The interesting thing about gutting the Voting Rights Act while simultaneously blessing partisan gerrymandering is the Supreme Court's conservative majority has embraced a maximally chaotic strategy over the limited, legally constrained option just because they hate the idea of Black voters so much.

Rockies sweep the Mets that was pathetic. Carlos Mendoza delenda est

Black Flag resync got me redownloading Assassin's Creed Odyssey for kicks.

Wow good thing I renewed my season tickets in December lmaoooooooo My friends will not escape coming to Mets games with me RIP to them

Yeah I think Mendoza is trying to get fired

Feeling great

The only positive about this #Mets spiral is Citi Field is gonna be EMPTY. It is pretty fun to watch a game with like 5000 other sickos and it’s so quiet you can hear the teams chirping at each other

Fire Mendoza

World feels terrible better take a big sip of coffee and check in on the #Mets the only thing keeping me going

The strait is open if you trade paper oil. If you need physical oil it is closed

#mets may suck but For All Mankind is cooking with gas

This lineup is like a joke I stg Mendoza is trying to get fired

Vesia's 9th inning against the #Mets. He struck out the side and threw exactly one (1) strike. We're looking like god damn dogshit out there man what the fuck

oil demand isn't real I say as I close my eyes and crash the USS Gerald R Ford into the strait of Hormuz

Me right now.

World feels terrible better take a big sip of coffee and check in on the #Mets the only thing keeping me going

I am no longer asking Mets must Fire Carlos Mendoza

🚨 Mets have activated Craig Kimbrel this is not a drill🚨

This Malcolm in the Middle reboot is great but it is SO jarring to see Bryan Cranston doing this after breaking bad lol

How are we going to extras AGAIN the bullpen arms are all going to be fried chicken wings 6 weeks into the season jfc

fuck me running Mets just moved the Dbacks game on 4/8 up to 4:10 from 7:10 lol

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ✨Maybe it could happen today take my Energy✨

The masculine urge to say we’re back after spending all day yesterday saying it’s over

REMINDER: Iran might not release a photo of the captured pilot because releasing propaganda photos of POWs is a war crime

Updat: At hopsital lost fingat

since opening day the Mets are 7-74 with RISP

it is incredible that the #Mets changed over the entire coaching staff except Midoza and SOMEHOW we have the exact same fucking problems!

mfw when I'm not sure where the ball is actually going

hey yo call my gf Paul Blackburn the way she's leaking CSF out of her spine

Donald Trump stayed long enough to watch Beltran strike out in 2006 but wouldn’t stick around for this

Nice Mets W, bummer clay couldn’t get the quality start but still a solid win

POV: you are Andy Weir enjoying non-political scifi

Aaron Judge ruined Nolan McLean. Team USA delenda est

#Mets are on pace 🏃‍♂️ for 162-0 season

Williams giving everyone at Citi the full Edwin Diaz experience lol

I'm so fucking mad right now but at least the Dodgers are leaning in

See THIS is innovation, science creating entirely new ways for me to get incredibly fucking mad about baseball

Mets do cause me a lot of suffering lmao

Lets fucking goooooooo

This captures it well I think

Wins Above Replika

I cannot fucking believe Trump did the thing again where he just pretended to negotiate leading up to attack. Kuwait and Bahrain are currently reported as being under bombardment

Seems wild that these events are connected and yet

US issuing a sanctions waiver and now buying Iranian oil is doing this meme but for real

Got a feeling some of you sickos might find this useful in the next 20 minutes

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ✨Sellers Take my Energy✨

>be Trump >Talking with Bibi & MBS >thinking about starting a Iran War >ask Bibi if war would be Iraq 1 or Iraq 2 >he doesn't get it >explain the differences of Iraq 1 & Iraq 2 >they don't get it >Show them pics of GHWB and GWB >they laugh and say it'll be Iraq War 1 >start the war >It's Iraq War 2

This is an INSULT to life if you are going to do the 9-9-9 challenge then you have to DO IT #mets

baseball has two basic modes: 1. grumpy, slow-paced cotillion 2. drama avalanche where it feels like you’ve been kidnapped but in a way you enjoy for some reason