So I've watched a few games with the ABS now and my only problem with the system TBH is that the challenges are so limited, batter and pitchers should draw from a different pool if a pitcher fucks up a challenge why should the batters be penalized?

Mike Tauchman with the three-run BLAST! 💥

I have a robot that cooks rice for me and sings to me when it’s done because I am no longer a Chinese peasant

happy hot dog holiday let’s go mets

I recently received “The Bomber Mafia” as a birthday gift (heh). It was bad, so bad that I believe it cannot be read as a reliable account of strategic bombing in World War II. In so many ways, it demonstrates the worst tendencies of the “pop history” genre. My review (and latest)⬇️

Lakshya Jain sucks and if you know why I'm posting this I'm sorry

IT'S FUCKIGN HAPPENIG

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the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House

Bruhhhh how on gods green earth is Lindor already god damn injured it’s the first day!!!

Real talk I cannot believe #Mets single game tickets are on sale and we still don't have a gate promo schedule. WHERE ARE THE BOBBLEHEADS

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Saylor posting to HODL it's over over youtu.be/x5rh8NNLHV0?...

Editor: Did you get the video of Kamala? Photographer: Yes, she looks real short and it sounds like she's being held hostage, just like you wanted boss. Editor: what

Was going through my old posts searching for something about tanks, like the fighting vehicle, and found this gem. The more you look at it the funnier it gets. Omar Narvaez batting 5th, Jeff in left field at lead off lol

Eric Barone says Stardew Valley 1.7 will include 2 new marriage candidates. FINALLY WE WILL BE ABLE TO FUCK GUS

69K of course means millennials still reign supreme

If MSTR explodes at Bitcoin 67K that would be true zoomer supremacy

Every time I read Craig Kimbrel's name this pops into my head because I have a very specific form of millennial brain damage but it is funny

Are you the kind of #Mets sicko who will watch Spring Training games? Of course you are so here’s the broadcast schedule

broke: pee is stored in the balls woke: politics is stored in the balls

Everyone loves the cubus!

look, i don't know if there will be history graduate students in the year 2073, but if there are, you need to know this: colonel lockjaw was not a satire of greg bovino. one battle after another was filmed entirely before he was a public figure.

IT'S HAPPENING

Oh my godddddddddd

"Different creative direction" does not bode well for SNY 2026 broadcasts ngl

@JeffPassan tweeted BREAKING: The New York Mets have acquired All-Star right-hander Freddy Peralta in a trade with the Milwaukee Brewers, sources tell ESPN. Deal is done. Top prospects Jett Williams and Brandon Sproat are headed to Milwaukee. One more big league pitcher will head to the Mets.

Fondly remembering the time in 2009 when my friend texted me from a Bolt Bus “haha this is so weird, a cop pulled over our bus AND is making the driver do a field sobriety test??” and then five minutes later texted me “oh my God he failed”

See Chinatown Express doesn’t have the Best Bus problem because the drivers are way too zooted out in meth to decide to change routes

people were right Obama was a communist we just didn't have the eyes to see

enclose.horse Day 21 🥇 Excellent! 🥇 94% 3 points shy of perfection!

enclose.horse Day 20 🥇 Excellent! 🥇 96% So close to 99% if I had made a few strategic changes

Brett Baty you are a Boston Red Sock!

I get that it's in vogue to hate the Dodgers right now but really this IS about teams being cheap. Any team could have offered Tucker 36-40 million AAV for a long contract a month ago and he probably would have signed. Everyone instead waited for his market to collapse and it didn't so here we are

So like, #Mets are gonna sign Harrison Bader again right?

So my problem this off season with how Stearns has conducted negotiations based on what we know is he seems to believe his counter parties are fucking morons. OF COURSE Tucker wouldn’t only sell you his good years and none of his bad ones without a massive premium #Mets

Any bets on whether the leaker got turned in by WashPo?

Dug this out of my closet to wear to the Odd Lots meet up this week @peark.es

If I was advising the EU—and I 100% should be—my advice is that you prepare three sets of sanction packages: 1. Deliberate targeting of personal/corporate assets of Trump, Musk, Andressen, Sacks, etc like they’re Russian oligarchs by doing stuff like seizing Gigafactory Berlin. This gets used first.

Okay am I insane or is making the CSAM robot paid only somehow even more illegal than what they were doing before???

Amazin Advisors out here all no-lifing the #Mets lol

The ending of Mad Men was perfect

So like, #Mets are gonna sign Harrison Bader again right?

Outlook for the new year ...

Time for my favorite game: WHO PLAYED MORE BASEBALL: Ted Williams during World War 2 or Anthony Rendon for the Angels?

As long as you have absolutely no follow up questions, yes I have read a book this year

I got dinner with Joe and Tracy from oddlots once