Luxon "misspoke". Three times. With prepared notes. Said the same thing three times followed by "I don't know how I could be any clearer". That kind of misspoke.

IELTS 9.0 reading and speaking material

And the only reason why he is a word salad like this is because he doesn’t want to risk his post PM relocation to murica. Can’t be playing with his murican retirement visa. #nzpol

Tricola says we're impatient....gtfo! Disengagement of their brain before their mouth since aaaages ago #nzpol

Cue all the tax avoidance immigrants in that region complaining how their passport gummint has not been helpful in getting them back to their country of origin. 3..2..1..

And it's only been 59 days in the Q2 of this century. True to form two geriatric boomers doing what geriatric boomers have been doing all their lives and their hubris. FAFO on levels they don't realise about to hit their brick-conducive faces.

Absolutely the fuck not! Nope. #nzpol

Voyager 1 is currently more than 24 billion kilometres from Earth and getting 17km farther every second and hilariously it is not as out of touch with New Zealand as our Prime Minister

Q. What do you call a half Bengali and half Russian? A. Ada roshun 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

....and the countdown to haere ra Infrastructure Commission begins....you should know better not to be anti-gummint! #nzpol

You are welcome.

Lol fuck all the way off

If the government is 35% of the economy and Willis forces a 5% contraction on the sector, then that's 1.75% knocked off GDP – which in turn means the private sector has to expand by 2.69% just to prevent us slipping back into recession. This seems fanciful #nzpol

The ultimate comfort dish of any Bengali person, মাছের ঝোল (Machher Jhol. In this case rui, aloo & panch phoron diye machher jhol. This is more than just a fish 'curry', it is an innate visceral emotion for every bangali & one that trumps every other Bengali dish in terms of comfort & identity.

This is how white-collar kidnapping is done. It ain't no 'captured', because there was nothing to capture as there was no war or enemy. This was, & still is, straight up kidnapping & now, the takeover of business interests. Donny boi, I don't think you realise the can of worms you've just opened.

Those cheeks haven't seen the sun since 2014...😂😂😂 What happens when you get hot and bothered and think yup, let's take it all off...

Seasons greetings whānau. Hope you all have a good one. . . . . . #seasonsgreetings #happyholidays

Winston Peter's 😂🤣😂🤣 PM: great deal, one for the ages... Foreign Minister:

Shears out! 🔎🕵️

💯facts especially the numerous times that line, ‘I’m not even going to try and pronounce the next name’ is casually meted out without hesitation….followed by a smirk

World famous in NZ: I give you the best of mainstream Thursday news here in EnZed...

Yeah nah, not that I had any intention of travelling there anytime in the near future. This just confirms that to a hard NO!

When the U16 social media ban comes into effect, I would also like it reciprocated to O61's as well. At least the U16's can be taught and are far more receptive to learning. Call it the super gold digital sunset programme.

Threw some barley 🌾 seeds in winter to fatten the pigeons. 👀👀 Nek minit, I is a 👨🏽‍🌾 now 😂😂😂

coming off WIPCE 2025 which was amazing, good listening this and reminds us why as people of the diaspora, we should care more and be advocating for and standing beside tangata whenua around the world.

New Zealand has a boomer problem

this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time

Wait....waiittttt...hold the fekking phone... @willdalrymple.bsky.social was in my area code?! In Aotearoa New Zealand! OMFG!! How did I miss this. 😭😭. Absolutely gutted. Oh maaaaannnnnn!

Counting down to the World Indigenous Peoples' Conference on Education (WIPCE) 2025 from 16-20 Nov in AKL. Aotea Square will be alive with the sights, sounds, tastes, & wairua of Te Ao Māori & Indigenous cultures as part of Te Ao Pūtahi festival which is open to all. Nau mai haere mai. #wipce2025

Happy Diwali! Happy Kali Puja! Now more than ever, may we always triumph light over darkness, good over evil, and knowledge over ignorance. 🪔🌟 Now I got to find me some mishti.

These younguns all about their 6-7’s pfffffttt puhleeeeeese…..don’t make me bust out the 369…. iykyk. ➡️ the🪟 ➡️ the 🧱, Till the 😰 💦👇 my 🏀

The second boil of a boil up is at the same gastronomic level as the day after any māngshor (meat) jhōl (gravy). Absofuckingdelicious! I'm saying it and I don't care if you harrumph. Signed this Ngāti Bangali. #aotearoakai #kai #nzfood

Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of.

Mōrena whānau - please remember if you still haven't voted in Auckland, you need to drop off your papers into an orange bin. See my post below for drop off locations. You cannot post your votes anymore. Voting closes midday this Saturday! 🗳️ #nzpol

whānau ma, if you have already voted ka pai you. If you haven't yet, you have until 12pm Saturday 11 October 2025 to drop your vote in Tāmaki Makaurau. Check the link to find out your nearest drop off place. You need to vote to effect changes we all want & can have by haere rā them dinosaurs. #nzpol

There's upper lip and then there's Nic White's upper lip. Only a matter of time till Sir David Attenborough narrates that special episode in his next documentary. #trc #bledisloecup #wallabies #rugby

If an incumbent councillor running in 2025 claims they support Māori wards please check receipts - there was a councillor vote on Māori wards in 2023. 11 voted against, & most are seeking your vote again - Fletcher, Lee, K Turner, Williamson, Baker, Newman, Walker, Watson: all said no.

In a race to stand for nothing, we are increasingly heading for first place.

This gummint keeps confirming its position as a useless spineless git. Now to wait for the 'we need more evidence and time' spin for its decision not to recognise 🇵🇸 as a state. Absolute wankers. #nzpol

following the Auckland Council’s Policy & Planning committee meeting on The Spinoff & I dont think I can control my facial reactions reading the kaka 🤦‍♂️. These dinosaur waste of spaces need to be voted out....go & open that voting pack, exercise your civic duty before 12pm 11 October. #nzpol

Kia kaha Black Ferns. You did us all proud. Good game but credit where credit is due, the Canadians were just outstanding today. It wasn’t that we played bad, more that 🇨🇦 was much better on the field. Man that was a bloody good game to watch. I know who I’m supporting in the finals. #wrwc2025

I wonder if the TAB will have bets on who gets rolled first in the CoC and when. DST surprise? #nzpol

We're right and truly faaaarked.

Grumpy Facebook rant ahoy. 🩷

My running mate @jonturnernz.bsky.social doing a great job of pointing out the hypocrisy and that there is an oversupply of carparking in the area around the Dominion Road one atm. You cannot say you truly support public transport and vote against measures to improve it.

Albert-Eden voters...actually all Tāmaki Makaurau local election voters, vote C&R out of existence...they are why we have not AND cannot have nice things... #nzpol

This absolute tosser, was as useless and incompetent when he was at AUT and has continued to cement his position as an absolute prick since. #nzpol

What I'm saying to you is...