This headline on point...

pssst pssst....it's not coming home...

The latest RW boomer retirement grift in NZ, announce to run for political office in the upcoming general election so you can openly scream and yell at the clouds while promoting racist populist BS while having the taxpayers fund your grift. #nzpol

The Chiefs never stood a chance once this happened. Jinxed. Having said that, brilliant play canes.

When the U16 social media ban comes into effect, I would also like it reciprocated to O61's as well. At least the U16's can be taught and are far more receptive to learning. Call it the super gold digital sunset programme.

When you spot a pricing error, you shush and check-out. 300gms of pure NZ grass fed deliciousness and I know I've cooked this to perfection. #kai #nzfood

The new terminology is out peoples - ‘lower-value human capital’… Get fcuked!

For those who think the Iran war oil crisis has been a bit of a nothing burger, thats because the real pain hasn't begun to hit yet. @bernardchickey.bsky.social

This is how it actually works. Read, share and educate. This is the only way to stop falling for rw/tory financial myths and their discourse...

NRL Anzac round, Cowboys vs Sharks...please get your anthem singers to sing the correct words to the Aotearoa New Zealand national anthem...FFS! #nrl

Typical performative BS expected from "I used to be the CEO of an airline". We all know you can't do accountability let alone answer simple questions. Useless since ages ago. Gtfo! #nzpol

Butter chicken tsunami pfffft, I’m more a kosha mangsho or chicken rezala tsunami, or a chicken chaap mmmmmmmm #nzpol

Trevally things. Half sashimi on rice, other half griddled

Timekeeping at Te Paparewa Māori ASB Polyfest 2026. Lessshgo

can you imagine if the "people" that Donnie Diaper is "negotiating with" in Iran ends up being a massive prank being played by a group where they are masquerading as the Iranians and these eejits know none the wiser.....

Replace world with NZ #nzpol

Eid Mubarak. May it be filled with kebabs, biriyanis, pulaos, sewai, mussalams, kormas, rezalas, firnis and all those numerous deliciousnesses that I'd like to fill my belly with but cannot.

Stuff probably got some extra ad spending this week from the gummint.... #nzpol

Whiskey-seth's whole strategy of his war is based on 300 the movie.

Truth be told, I shouldn't have been surprised given this was also the guy that wanted to trademark 'Kia Ora' when he was the ceo of an AirNZ. #AmINotEntitled #nzpol

True to form, requesting things he would never be given naturally. The continued arrogance and entitlement is mind boggling. #nzpol

So the system we’ve had two inquiries that say worked well and saved lives is now being used for another crisis. By those who said it was terrible. 😐😐😐

These people cannot be taxed enough

Daddy's given him his orders....cue the TACO coming up

HAVE YOU SAID THANK YOU!!! DONT BE A FOOL AND THINK DIFFERENTLY! Lord FARQUAD

Nek minit Crusher Collins… #nzpol

In spite of the continuous self inflicted own goals since 2024, the fact that a considerable section of the populace still thinks National are better at managing the economy is partly the reason why I think we are in the shitter currently & are always in during their tenure. #nzpol

Luxon "misspoke". Three times. With prepared notes. Said the same thing three times followed by "I don't know how I could be any clearer". That kind of misspoke.

IELTS 9.0 reading and speaking material

And the only reason why he is a word salad like this is because he doesn’t want to risk his post PM relocation to murica. Can’t be playing with his murican retirement visa. #nzpol

Tricola says we're impatient....gtfo! Disengagement of their brain before their mouth since aaaages ago #nzpol

Cue all the tax avoidance immigrants in that region complaining how their passport gummint has not been helpful in getting them back to their country of origin. 3..2..1..

And it's only been 59 days in the Q2 of this century. True to form two geriatric boomers doing what geriatric boomers have been doing all their lives and their hubris. FAFO on levels they don't realise about to hit their brick-conducive faces.

Absolutely the fuck not! Nope. #nzpol

Voyager 1 is currently more than 24 billion kilometres from Earth and getting 17km farther every second and hilariously it is not as out of touch with New Zealand as our Prime Minister

Q. What do you call a half Bengali and half Russian? A. Ada roshun 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

....and the countdown to haere ra Infrastructure Commission begins....you should know better not to be anti-gummint! #nzpol

You are welcome.

Lol fuck all the way off

If the government is 35% of the economy and Willis forces a 5% contraction on the sector, then that's 1.75% knocked off GDP – which in turn means the private sector has to expand by 2.69% just to prevent us slipping back into recession. This seems fanciful #nzpol

The ultimate comfort dish of any Bengali person, মাছের ঝোল (Machher Jhol. In this case rui, aloo & panch phoron diye machher jhol. This is more than just a fish 'curry', it is an innate visceral emotion for every bangali & one that trumps every other Bengali dish in terms of comfort & identity.

This is how white-collar kidnapping is done. It ain't no 'captured', because there was nothing to capture as there was no war or enemy. This was, & still is, straight up kidnapping & now, the takeover of business interests. Donny boi, I don't think you realise the can of worms you've just opened.

Those cheeks haven't seen the sun since 2014...😂😂😂 What happens when you get hot and bothered and think yup, let's take it all off...

Seasons greetings whānau. Hope you all have a good one. . . . . . #seasonsgreetings #happyholidays

Winston Peter's 😂🤣😂🤣 PM: great deal, one for the ages... Foreign Minister:

Shears out! 🔎🕵️

💯facts especially the numerous times that line, ‘I’m not even going to try and pronounce the next name’ is casually meted out without hesitation….followed by a smirk

World famous in NZ: I give you the best of mainstream Thursday news here in EnZed...

Yeah nah, not that I had any intention of travelling there anytime in the near future. This just confirms that to a hard NO!

When the U16 social media ban comes into effect, I would also like it reciprocated to O61's as well. At least the U16's can be taught and are far more receptive to learning. Call it the super gold digital sunset programme.