Hello kind and generous people. Please chuck a few quid in to this if you can. It’s doing the world of good and I hear it makes fascists cry. gofund.me/c6f022a58

if you can help this carry on a bit longer it would be amazing

You want me to believe AI is the future when Siri just suggested I “call in” to my sight test?

Currently locked in a dispute over a goddam magazine subscription that I bought for my nephew. They refuse to acknowledge that I want to cancel (he’s moved on to something else) and just took money out my account so now I gotta deal with the bank too.

What is it about working with computers (as opposed to working on the computer though they are not immune) that turns everyone into a Nazi?

I wanna play the new Silent Hill but I am skint. 😭

You need a degree for pretty much every job nowofdays

When they said Scooter was performing this is not what I expected

I contribute fuck all to this country and there’s fuck all anyone can do about it.

Hearing that Keir Starmer choked on a cocktail sausage and died at the Lime and Forest Karaoke Party last night RIP

And the two worst: surprise surprise it’s Warfare and 28 Years Later. Fuck you Alex Garland.

1. One Battle After Another 2. Nezha 2 3. Eddington 4. The Phoenician Scheme 5. Weapons The Brutalist came out here this year but is a 2024 movie otherwise it would be number one.

Israel will have broken any ceasefire by the end of the day

Mr Beast face

They only invited one third of Cumtown to the Riyadh Comedy Festival

what idiot decided on “clout” when “net value” was right there

It’s payday for some today. If you can please donate some money to this

I think I got real sick at the Karaoke & DJ night. I’ve been vomiting blood and all my hair is falling out.

Tech bros turning themselves into bombs is the most predictable twist this century has come up with yet.

I miss Angie Rayner every goddamn day

Shoutout to tonight’s sponsors, Lime Scooters, a great way to get around the city, just watch out for Keir am I right? Haha, only kidding, anyway here’s D:Ream again.

I’m at this, who else is coming?

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Remember going to Walmart in 2002? Everyone was all like “wow I can’t believe 9/11 happened last year.”

The fake film effect on this is so funny.

The Houses of Parliament should be demolished

These are not serious people

How do Labour see forcing a whole generation into jobs that they don’t want to do working out for them? Good? Yeah probably good.

Let me explain what’s going on with British politics using Andor references: it’s like that bit where Blurpo got Weebus fired from the Chubko shop.

What the hell is Michaelmas? What the fuck is going on??

The Labour Party have got to realise how historically unpopular they are right? Right??

One thing One Battle After Another does so well is portray just how vapid these ICE guys are. They’re not people, they’re machines that spout jargon. No inner lives.

I’m playing the original Borderlands and it’s remarkable how well it holds up aesthetically.

“Abolish” being the word they chose tells you everything you need to know.

Why doesn’t she move her head? Servos broken?

Cineworld are cancelling weekend screenings all over the shop because of this Taylor Swift “release party.” The funniest part is they won’t let you use your unlimited card for it so they’re determined to drain every ounce of cash from the fans.

Listening to the latest Feanor album which among all the usual Tolkien stuff has a song called Heavy Metal Jesus that is also very clearly a tribute to Running Free.

I know this isn’t about me because I would never buy a book

There’s a rumour going around Whitehall that Keir Starmer is demanding that Carol Vorderman and Ashley Banjo award him the Pride of Britain Award this year.

Istg if Cineworld cancels my screening of Avatar The Way of Water on Friday I will frow up

Hey gorgeous phone dwellers (yes you!) it's my birthday in 9 days! Gonna be 39! (Shhh don't tell anyone I'm getting old 👩‍🦳). No presh, but if you wanna buy me a pressie, I made an Amazon gift list (or you can just throw money at me if you prefer PayPal.me/ogsophiegee). Much love 🎉🫶

Yes absolutely

My uncle works for Nintendo and says medbeds are real

What the hell does TEMU dictator mean? Embarrassing

How angry do you think Glinner is that he didn’t get invited to the Riyadh comedy festival?

Star Wars book I just read had Anakin overcoming his racial enmity towards Neimoidians, and if Darth Vader can learn so can you.