does the monkey have any respect for the bloon after all is said and done

@tomfoolery--02.bsky.social come pick yo kids up

im building the first gay machine

im riding a sinister horse with a dark ambition

im the first patriot for planet earth. im in space saying how earth is the best planet in the universe

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i can’t wait for horrors beyond our comprehension to be advertised to us

they got mangadex....i will never forgive the japanese for this...........

ive eaten the roast chicken of fortune

im just a man made from stone and granite trying to make a few bucks in this savage garden we call earth

bro you have to trust me we ARE going to get that not guilty verdict you WILL walk free and you WILL NOT be burned in the fire bro

im in the human sciences building committing Horrors the likes of which you've never even thought of before. In a biologic way

the mosquitos have returned, i say again, the mosquitos are back. the evil has returned,

put my mysterious stone mask on baby feel my effects

will you shut up please

i used to stay awake at night praying for this

got you

First appearance of Japanese Icon "The Laughing Salesman" as he appeared in Shogakukan's "Big Comic magazine" in 1968.

as much as i love the metric system i cannot wrap my head around kilograms

have been playing sonic frontiers a lot recently. no game has made me feel this way

saw sonic 3 today...yeah....it was peam

with this technique, even a single cookie can be as dangerous as say, a bullet or other fast moving projectile

i love the cardigans. all their albums! i have a soft spot for emmerdale. it has an analog charm to it

watch this peanut 🥜

im learning how to blow people from on the inside

Donkey Kong 64 contains an extremely bizarre unused animation of Donkey Kong floating awkwardly in mid-air. The demo version reveals what the animation was meant to look like, with him undulating wildly during it, which is equally bizarre and unexplained.

dear daft punk pleeeaaase please please change the album cover for discovery back to the original one i hate the new one

the cart is tasting like seafood

im the perfect electromagnetic model

night time is a high risk high reward window of time. be careful!

my brain deep frying itself in its own oil like beef

i am the first swamp monster from the wetlands they taught to read and write

why did he ask for that? is he perverted?

im the first human to rider a roller coaster at intergalactic amusement park bing bing 5

im on that good kush and cereal

Me: Hey can you do your dishes My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink Me: Alright man

great lakes? gee, they sure are

that shooter is an american hero. not many times you can say such a sentence and have it be true!

Today we remember the legacy of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson

im not serious

this train gonna take a fortnite to get here

During the surfing tutorial in Super Mario Galaxy, it is possible to jump off the manta ray on the first frame. This will put Mario into a glitched "perpetual tiptoe" state whereby he will be tiptoeing no matter how fast he runs, as well as while standing still.

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