We implemented Pluey.

S for sinister A for avaricious M for manipulative I for irredeemable R for radical

the nature of my relationship with abi and how intimate and sexually charged it is is completely irrelevant. it's also irrelevant how freaky and kinky it gets too. so shut up. it also doesn't matter how taboo it is either. and it's also irrelevant on the legality of it.

im the insect that jacks off on the couch and plays fortnite all day

Hi Gang!

What’s the exchange rate for likes on Twitter to likes on Bluesky?

really im here just to get my ducks in a row in the event of getting banned on twitter. currently, i cannot imagine this platform to be anything other than sauceless. without the zeal and dangerous vitality that keeps me coming back to twitter

somebody ring the tom alarm!

i was thinking about making my first post on here something along the lines of "castrating myself with a rusty spoon rn," but that just felt cheap. lazy. what kinda first impression is that? not one i wanna make. i am castrating myself with a rusty spoon though