I did not know that was Rumi on the stage aggressively hugging Beyoncé’ while Blue was in the back. Now that I do know… why was Blue giving her that ultra stank face….

It’s Mother’s Day?

Does the function now work? Lol. Was one of the reasons I left for a minute.

Turns out this sht was a world wide bust. Saw monkey man together, movie was campy. He confesses that night that we can be friends but the age gap is too big for anything more (apparently he’s 55). Tried the friends route and he just left me on read. Another day another what? Exactly.

Yeah. I’ll keep the wide/flat with AA bewbs.

We’re back. But only for a minute. Updates: — taking a hiking break — I cut my hair — I’m over staff-side of BigLaw — my next degree will involve science, due to my growing interest and found therapeutic value in genes and fungi — I’m trying mushroom tea; pic and current rankings below.

Good morning, you on the wrong app for this. If you want to be a dumbass I suggest you go down that hall to Threads.net HOWEVER, if you just want to be a piece of shit then you need to go pass the Threads office, make a right and the 2nd door on your left is X.com

It left?

“What fresh hell” is so cringe. Please stop. Omg.

Where did the phrase “fresh hell” come from

My farts stinkkkkk. Straight BEANS lol. Can’t stop sniffing though 🫣🫣🫣🫣

The economy is about to fall harder than Jason Derulo at the Met Gala.

You're not a Twitter "refugee" stop saying that and get a life

I’ve been pooting and nutting. Nutting and pooting. Thinking of hiking Bae. Guysssssss

Millennial smug

Might as well get my commissary ready cus imma be gone for a good half a century or more

4. Who tryna be my valentine 👀👀

Girl…

Underdiscussed

Reading reviews from people who didn’t like The Substance saying that it should have been “feminist” look if you can’t figure out what’s happening in a movie it’s ok to ask for help

I am “picked up the large bag of dog food yesterday so now I can’t move” old.

Bingo…

Do y’all sleep with dentist-provided/tailored night guards, and if so how long does it take for the tightness to wear off and no longer result in mild/temporary teeth soreness in the morning? Doc said the guard will loosen up; I’m asking out of concern for bite change. Please answer. Gracias.

Girl…

I’m so fucking glad Harlem is ending. The way they wrote Angie as some hyper-sexual, careless, and fiscally irresponsible gold digger (that’s somewhat artsy) is soooooooo annoying lol. Like bitch why is she moaning everything and charging 50k to a nigga’s Amex? For a wedding venue?

I definitelyyyyy do not want to hear y’all’s “thoughts” about pro-American symbolism that y’all are mistaking as pro-black and anti-Maga. Some of y’all are desperate for a commercial black messiah.

The way I thought he croaked?

Just blocked a btvh on here with a cheap ass thong pulled alllllll the way past her pelvic bones. BYTCH

Took off that day. Hiking this weekend.

People who LIKE EACH OTHER, don't have these hypoghettocal problems y'all be having on dates

Victorianly gaunt pilates bodies are sooooo aggy

Today was soooooo Anyway finna sleep. But before I do, I just wanna say that I’m pissed hiking Bae won’t be at Saturday’s hike. I bought this Columbia and Nike gear for nothing!!! He’s sick. I told him I’ll see him later and that I hope he gets better. Ain’t nothin but the devil!

Mouth guard on for the first time. Permanent crown on as well. Cost 500 each. Let’s see what gives.

Periodddd

Rihanna has updated her profile picture to a Smurfette-inspired version of her iconic image that she used for 10 years.

Scene at Treasury

Read my Buddha book I printed out. I’m a convert.

Yes!

As fckkkkkkk

Each box is 6$ and samoas are 7$. #tarrifs

You don't want a self driving car, you want good public transit

When I say older black women are addicted to having beef with younger black women who mind their business. BABAYYYYY They love painting them as aggressive too. And they ALWAYS be dog-faced. This is #corporate America.

Since when? Lol

Why and who.

30 day pause Whatever I'll continue to avoid any US purchases The damage is done Never negotiate with a known felon 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

I don’t understand this category. What are you in a hurry for that you’d want to stop and watch Netflix?

Told the therapist about hiking Bae. She said I should be open and authentic with him and tell him my feelings and invite him somewhere. I told her I’m scared to do this bc I don’t wanna ruin a good thing or our lovely hiking group dynamic.

I don't get it. How is this idiot allowed access to ANYTHING related to the US Treasury? And where is Democratic leadership in the House and Senate? Once again Democrats appear totally helpless when Trump or his allies say something absolutely ridiculous.