I did it. Yesterday it finally happened. ONE. Wordle conquered.

it’s wild that this is just sort of the most openly corrupt administration of all time and they’re just allowed to do that and most media doesn’t say a word about it

Noooooooo

Hulu’s broke. ?

It’s back!!!? No one told me. 12 year old me has been waiting. #tacobell

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We fired people we had no reason or budgetary need to fire and we actually screwed up and fired the wrong people and then rehired them the next day and all because of Chuck Schumer

Has anyone bothered at least asking what tr*mp’s buyout would be?

Woo. Stressful. Roll Tide!!!

15th …

14th inning??? Sheeeesh.

Painful way to lose. Oh well. #phillies 🫢🫠

Oh we got like a week at best here

This guy butt-dialed a constitutional crisis. Amazing.

I’m sorry to see her go, but what a life.

Because he’s a douche?

If Joe Biden had written that birthday letter to Epstein, he would have been impeached and removed in 5 minutes.

Where are the "don't tread on me" people?

Like sending ICE officers to amble around the National Mall, or the Border Patrol to raid an empty park in LA, the Alaska summit appears to have accomplished nothing other than making Trump look tough and to get b-roll for White House social media. What a waste of time and money.

Mr. Rogers successfully defending The Corporation for Public Broadcasting from a threatened $20 million budget cut (67% of their funding) in 1969.

While cutting cancer research. It’s been fun.

@lilybart.bsky.social I’m not even sure how I got there - but I randomly re-read HimitsuBako last night. So very good. 😊

So funny that Meghan Markle was on the fairy tale princess episode of #Castle. #CastleRewatch

"Trump is a staple of pop culture. Just last week, he was GREAT on South Park." Thank you for your service, Mr. Colbert. 🫡

Apparently the true lesson of Trump/MAGA is that way to get away with being a terrible person is to simply do so openly & in broad daylight.

The governing party of the United States is shutting down the federal government to cover-up evidence the president sexually abused children so he can continue trying to implement dictatorship. That's just a true statement about the world!

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

I didn’t grow up in the wild, but I was raised by a family who used margarine containers as Tupperware.

When a network lays off one of America’s greatest satirists, it’s not because he failed. It’s because he succeeded too loudly.

RONALD ACUÑA JR. WITH THE THROW OF THE YEAR

🥶 🥶 🥶 THE best throw I’ve ever seen on a baseball field. Nonchalant. No step. LASER. OUT. Double play. Would have been 2 on with Judge coming up. That poor yankee, he was shocked. lol

Dear @stephencolbert.bsky.social, Thanks for all the years of speaking truth to power & finding the funny in fascism. Looking forward to following you wherever you land, Your fan, Mar🐫

Did Dylan on the today show just say she had seen “parts” of the Sound of Music?

If it's produced, streamed, or owned by Paramount, I'm not watching it. They don't get a view from me. They don't get a dime from me. Call it a boycott. Call it whatever you want. Colbert is the only Paramount property I'll watch until May, and after that, I'm done with them.

Stephen Colbert doesn’t need CBS anyway. Wherever he ends up, people are going to watch him even harder now. All CBS did was solidify the fact that they’ll be know until the end of time as just another spineless corporation that couldn’t do the right thing.

I hope Stephen Colbert goes absolutely scorched earth the remaining months of his show.

“I didn’t say funny. I said kinky.” #CastleRewatch

Well this sure as hell isn’t incriminating! Nothing to see here.

a software ceo got caught in 4k on the jumbotron with the company’s chief people officer at a coldplay concert

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The story about Colbert being cancelled because…. Trump doesn’t like him, should be a warning shot to everyone. The oligarchy has the power… they will use their money to silence you. Time to rise up.

Seriously, I don’t care where you lie on the political continuum. Whether you are a far-left liberal, a far-right conservative, or anywhere in between, has anyone, anywhere, anytime ever written in a letter, “…may every day be another wonderful secret” that wasn’t nefarious as fuck? Like ever? 🤷‍♂️

Stephen Colbert is a profoundly good and deeply talented man with a great staff and an excellent show. They all deserve better.

Are there people who like Liz and Ric? 🤢 #gh

This Stephen Colbert monologue from Monday night, followed by a bit about the MAGA contingent calling for Trump to release the Epstein files, is the reason why Paramount fired Colbert and canceled his show. That, and the Midterm elections are coming up, and he would continue to go after Trump.

I’d say that @stephencolbert.bsky.social is (with the lone exception of @maddow.msnbc.com) the most brilliant, humane person I’ve encountered in broadcasting. His mind works faster than anyone else’s at a level of sophistication that is unmatchable. Genuinely a generational talent.