#KirbyAirRiders looks like a 99% game right now. Sakurai has beaten the ever-loving shit out of my expectations, and then some. That last 1%? Adeleine. If Adeleine is a playable character, this game will be literally flawless. (Fingers crossed for Ribbon too.) SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!

The first person who writes “Surrender Dorothy” in #KirbyAirRiders with Flight Star’s contrails will receive $1 million from me personally. Thank you.

Magical crows🐦‍⬛

Bring back fat Luka! We want fat Luka! #Lakers

NO KINGS

We knew CNN was bought and paid for. Now they’re brazenly editing interviews, like stripping out the word ‘plenary’ said by little Stephen Miller.

Colombian President Gustavo Petro called for criminal proceedings against Donald Trump, whom he compared to Adolph Hitler while speaking before the U.N. General Assembly this week. trib.al/8HjOWM9

@proxychicagosky.bsky.social so let me get this straight. T Spoon’s first year as coach, she comes out with a 13-27 record, misses the playoffs: fired. Tyler Marsh’s first year as coach? 10-34, also misses the playoffs: rehired. Make it make sense.

Fuck charlie kirk — may he rest in piss

#Squirrels are god’s least favorite animals.

#Chilis is my home away from home #Chilis is my Third Place

Hi, welcome to #Disneyland North Korea! Come see the new Home On The Range-inspired ride “Potato Plucker,” where you can pick, wash, peel & package your own potatoes! Come get a pic with Kim Jung Un and Minnie! We’re so happy you’re here, we won’t let you leave! And remember, NO PICTURES ALLOWED

Guess I am now at the stage of my life where I listen to the Lady Galadriel’s prologue from the Fellowship as background music… #TheWorldIsChanged #IFeelItInTheWater

The only #Potter I want to see is Beatrix, bitch! (I need that Peter Rabbit sticker book!!! 😭) 🩷🤍💙

AOC: When he talks about rapists and criminals, he should look in the mirror

Pulling out my quarters from #aldi shopping carts LIKE A BOSS

I stand with President Zelenskyy. The donald tRump regime must be put down. #resist

From the river to the sea Palestine won’t be free Because Arabs and Gen Z Voted for trump and JD