*youth pastor voice* Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities

this is a work of art

Metroid Prime 4 reviews be like: “Yes, this was a visually stunning game. Yes, it plays phenomenally well. Yes, the core of Metroid Prime is there with plenty of isolation, aliens, & puzzles. BUT! This game did NOT clear my skin, feed the poor, or end all wars. Therefore, it’s obviously a 6/10.”

Am I the only one who thinks it’s kinda ironic that despite all its emphasis on letters, #PLZA didn’t include the alphabet Pokemon? I guess they didn’t want to be repetitive considering the Unown catch challenge in #PLA but still! Like how cool would a Mega Unown have been?! Thinking Falinks-style…

Soooo #Wendys got rid of their sweet n sour sauce and replaced it with NASTY “sweet chili” ?!?!? Wtaf. Guess I won’t be eating there in the foreseeable future…

My top 5 picks for the upcoming season of #TheTraitors are as follows: 1. Lisa Rinna 2. Lisa Rinna 3. Lisa Rinna 4. (Tie) Monet X Change & Lisa Rinna 5. Lisa Rinna Special shout-out to Dorinda Medley. @lisarinnaofficial.bsky.social @monetxchange.bsky.social

MMW: #ICE will be a *huge* fucking problem for Democrats in 2028. Dem voters are going to demand justice & accountability for ICE terrorists. I guarantee you the corporate/establishment Dem wing will have major heartburn about going after Federal agents as part of the Dem platform.

#LegendsArceus: Here are 5 *new* rideable Pokemon, all w/ very different transpo. methods! #ScarVi: Here’s a rideable Pokemon that encompasses *all* modes of transport! How neat! #PLZA: Here’s a fucking rotom phone that sorta catches you when you fall off buildings. Have fun walking Paris on foot.

So….. Pokemon #ZA in October, #KirbyAirRiders in November, #MetroidPrime in December, Now #AnimalCrossing in January? Nintendo please for the love of my bank account SLOW DOWN!!!!!!! 🙌😭💜

IIIIIIII’M GONNA SWIIIIIIING FROM MEGA CHANDELUREEEE, MEGA CHANDELUREEEEEEEE🎶🎶🎶 #PokemonLegendsZA #PLZA

#KirbyAirRiders looks like a 99% game right now. Sakurai has beaten the ever-loving shit out of my expectations, and then some. That last 1%? Adeleine. If Adeleine is a playable character, this game will be literally flawless. (Fingers crossed for Ribbon too.) SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!

The first person who writes “Surrender Dorothy” in #KirbyAirRiders with Flight Star’s contrails will receive $1 million from me personally. Thank you.

Magical crows🐦‍⬛

Bring back fat Luka! We want fat Luka! #Lakers

NO KINGS

We knew CNN was bought and paid for. Now they’re brazenly editing interviews, like stripping out the word ‘plenary’ said by little Stephen Miller.

Colombian President Gustavo Petro called for criminal proceedings against Donald Trump, whom he compared to Adolph Hitler while speaking before the U.N. General Assembly this week. trib.al/8HjOWM9

@proxychicagosky.bsky.social so let me get this straight. T Spoon’s first year as coach, she comes out with a 13-27 record, misses the playoffs: fired. Tyler Marsh’s first year as coach? 10-34, also misses the playoffs: rehired. Make it make sense.

Fuck charlie kirk — may he rest in piss

#Squirrels are god’s least favorite animals.

#Chilis is my home away from home #Chilis is my Third Place

Hi, welcome to #Disneyland North Korea! Come see the new Home On The Range-inspired ride “Potato Plucker,” where you can pick, wash, peel & package your own potatoes! Come get a pic with Kim Jung Un and Minnie! We’re so happy you’re here, we won’t let you leave! And remember, NO PICTURES ALLOWED

Guess I am now at the stage of my life where I listen to the Lady Galadriel’s prologue from the Fellowship as background music… #TheWorldIsChanged #IFeelItInTheWater

The only #Potter I want to see is Beatrix, bitch! (I need that Peter Rabbit sticker book!!! 😭) 🩷🤍💙

AOC: When he talks about rapists and criminals, he should look in the mirror

Pulling out my quarters from #aldi shopping carts LIKE A BOSS

I stand with President Zelenskyy. The donald tRump regime must be put down. #resist

From the river to the sea Palestine won’t be free Because Arabs and Gen Z Voted for trump and JD