#Overwatch Characters by Chinese Zodiac animal: Rat — Wrecking Ball Ox — Orisa Tiger — Jetpack Cat Rabbit — Mei Dragon — Hanzo/Genji Snake — Widowmaker Horse — Reinhardt Goat — Brigitte Monkey — Winston Rooster — Bastion Dog — Kiriko Pig — Roadhog

As an Illinoisan, I will not vote for @congressmanraja.bsky.social given his continuing ties to AIPAC and other shady PACs. If this means writing in an Independent in the general, so be it. I am officially done voting blue no matter who. @julianastratton.bsky.social FOR IL SENATOR! #Stratton2026 💙

***LEGALLY OBLIGATED*** to watch!!!

The Pokémon Company, apparently:

Fundamentally, Government operates by and through *law*. For 250 years, the United States Government had three co-equal branches—each providing critical checks and balances on the other…

go off jack white

america needs to rip the bandaid and just rename every airport ‘trump international’

Perfection

Watching Bluesky grieve the death of WaPo as if it didn’t die the day Bezos purchased it. Genuinely stunning shit. Can someone please tell bluesky liberals that US democracy is dead, has been dead, and the opportunity to fix all this and go back to normal is long gone. Wake the fuck up already.

So so so happy that #Messy by @lolayoung.music-social.com won a Grammy last night!!!! DESERVED!!! Definitely one of my top songs of 2025! 🏆 #AndYouHateTheFuckingLot

‘Don’t mind me! Just giving my child 1 terabyte of CSAM to review unsupervised. This is the world we live in. I am a very good parent.’

America will start to heal as soon as folks realize that timothee chalamet is not even half as talented as he thinks he is. #ToBeOneOfTheGreats #YouActuallyHaveToBeGreat

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

Ursula K. Le Guin on trumpism - 10 years ago. Her way with words… #TheWayOfWater

Who’s ready for a #PikachuParade…?!?! Featuring: The various Pikachu plushes my partner and I purchased during our trip to Japan in 2025! Here we gooooooo!!!

Do I need to watch the other 27 years to understand 28 Years Later: Bone Temple?

Normal Americans in 2026: Please do something to stop him. #Democrats: We’ll start saying the F word! Americans: Cool. Are you gonna do anything else? Democrats: FUCK NO!!!

you’re laughing? a piano fell on an ice agents head leaving him with 4 dangly piano keys as teeth and you’re laughing?

My boyfriend is sleeping and randomly just woke up and whispered “I left them there by the tower of Tostitos” three times then rolled over and went back to sleep. 2026 continues to be kafkaesque.

LOVE what we’re seeing from Erika this season of #RHOBH !!! 💖 The GENTLE queen is coming out honey!! We’ve never seen this bashful side of her, I’m living for it! (And that man she picked up… 🥵)

This dumbass robin outside my house isn’t even thinking about the longterm structural integrity of its nest. Woke. DEI hire. 🙄

ICE is murdering americans now. The trump regime is murdering americans. Donald trump is a pedophilic criminal, and everyone who support his regime is an enemy of the american people.

So we’ve officially reached the stage where (hetero) Dems think we can call Republicans “gay” again for a laugh. How do people not see this as the erosion of decency and civility? If Dems can make jokes about Repubs being closeted, then Repubs are given license to fire back. Fuck 2026. This sucks.

My dad had the gall to act shocked when I came out as gay yet regularly read Frog and Toad to me as a child. Pick a fucking lane.

Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.

I’ve been playing #AnimalCrossing since its Gamecube days. I’m 31, turning 32 next month. …and I *just* figured out that Tom Nook is a play on the word “tanooki” Goodnight, everybody! 🦝🐻🦝

*youth pastor voice* Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities

this is a work of art

Metroid Prime 4 reviews be like: “Yes, this was a visually stunning game. Yes, it plays phenomenally well. Yes, the core of Metroid Prime is there with plenty of isolation, aliens, & puzzles. BUT! This game did NOT clear my skin, feed the poor, or end all wars. Therefore, it’s obviously a 6/10.”

Am I the only one who thinks it’s kinda ironic that despite all its emphasis on letters, #PLZA didn’t include the alphabet Pokemon? I guess they didn’t want to be repetitive considering the Unown catch challenge in #PLA but still! Like how cool would a Mega Unown have been?! Thinking Falinks-style…

Soooo #Wendys got rid of their sweet n sour sauce and replaced it with NASTY “sweet chili” ?!?!? Wtaf. Guess I won’t be eating there in the foreseeable future…

My top 5 picks for the upcoming season of #TheTraitors are as follows: 1. Lisa Rinna 2. Lisa Rinna 3. Lisa Rinna 4. (Tie) Monet X Change & Lisa Rinna 5. Lisa Rinna Special shout-out to Dorinda Medley. @lisarinnaofficial.bsky.social @monetxchange.bsky.social

MMW: #ICE will be a *huge* fucking problem for Democrats in 2028. Dem voters are going to demand justice & accountability for ICE terrorists. I guarantee you the corporate/establishment Dem wing will have major heartburn about going after Federal agents as part of the Dem platform.

#LegendsArceus: Here are 5 *new* rideable Pokemon, all w/ very different transpo. methods! #ScarVi: Here’s a rideable Pokemon that encompasses *all* modes of transport! How neat! #PLZA: Here’s a fucking rotom phone that sorta catches you when you fall off buildings. Have fun walking Paris on foot.

So….. Pokemon #ZA in October, #KirbyAirRiders in November, #MetroidPrime in December, Now #AnimalCrossing in January? Nintendo please for the love of my bank account SLOW DOWN!!!!!!! 🙌😭💜

IIIIIIII’M GONNA SWIIIIIIING FROM MEGA CHANDELUREEEE, MEGA CHANDELUREEEEEEEE🎶🎶🎶 #PokemonLegendsZA #PLZA

#KirbyAirRiders looks like a 99% game right now. Sakurai has beaten the ever-loving shit out of my expectations, and then some. That last 1%? Adeleine. If Adeleine is a playable character, this game will be literally flawless. (Fingers crossed for Ribbon too.) SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!

The first person who writes “Surrender Dorothy” in #KirbyAirRiders with Flight Star’s contrails will receive $1 million from me personally. Thank you.

Magical crows🐦‍⬛

Bring back fat Luka! We want fat Luka! #Lakers

NO KINGS

We knew CNN was bought and paid for. Now they’re brazenly editing interviews, like stripping out the word ‘plenary’ said by little Stephen Miller.

Colombian President Gustavo Petro called for criminal proceedings against Donald Trump, whom he compared to Adolph Hitler while speaking before the U.N. General Assembly this week. trib.al/8HjOWM9

@proxychicagosky.bsky.social so let me get this straight. T Spoon’s first year as coach, she comes out with a 13-27 record, misses the playoffs: fired. Tyler Marsh’s first year as coach? 10-34, also misses the playoffs: rehired. Make it make sense.

Fuck charlie kirk — may he rest in piss

#Squirrels are god’s least favorite animals.

#Chilis is my home away from home #Chilis is my Third Place

Hi, welcome to #Disneyland North Korea! Come see the new Home On The Range-inspired ride “Potato Plucker,” where you can pick, wash, peel & package your own potatoes! Come get a pic with Kim Jung Un and Minnie! We’re so happy you’re here, we won’t let you leave! And remember, NO PICTURES ALLOWED

Guess I am now at the stage of my life where I listen to the Lady Galadriel’s prologue from the Fellowship as background music… #TheWorldIsChanged #IFeelItInTheWater