I keep trying to think of useless video game facts, but every time I think of one, I decide it's not actually useless information.

Off Book!

I think I'm going to skip submitting to Frost Fatales this time around. I've been feeling a lot of burnout from work and I just haven't had the energy to dedicate to making submissions. Hopefully by the time Flame submissions come around I'll feel a bit better.

Struggling with the motivation to record my Frost Fatales submission video.

yesterday was the only day you could post this. why is it here. you can't post this today!! fuck i'm so sorry i'm trying to get rid of it this is the wrong day to post this goddamn image please don't send me to jail

I move too slow and I think too fast.

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

I showed you my Wiglett please respond

The TV in this waiting room will play the same ad 4-6 times in a row, then play some footage of fish, then go back to the same ad another 4-6 times. This keeps repeating. I now have a grudge against Stelo, even if it makes tracking your glucose as easy as tracking the weather.

Lightning Returns Final Fantasy XIII

Yoooooo it's fuckin Desert Bus time!

You know it's gonna be a day when you have cramps in the first hour of work.

I forgot my hair appointment today. There goes that deposit down the drain. Fuck.

I still don't know what I'm doing wrong...

I'm on a stakeout.

Looks like I'm gonna have to Blitz through recording my submissions this weekend!

The problem with 99% of my wardrobe being t-shirts is that they don't show off my cleavage.

credits that include the names of everyone who worked on the game at any point

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

We're live now! twitch.tv/metroidcrime ✨

Hell yeah

I play the Nintendo games

Where's the link to that Nintendo thing everyone's been posting about that shows how long you've played games for?

Could I eat an entire rotisserie chicken by myself? I'd have to eat the dark meat though. Maybe if I ate the dark meat first then I could have the white meat as a treat.

Critics are calling dijonketchup "very funny," "a laugh riot," and "not a serial arsonist."

I'm on my phone at work cause there's literally nothing to do.

Critics are calling dijonketchup "very funny," "a laugh riot," and "not a serial arsonist."

Important reminder

If you're looking for someone silly to be on your couch for AGDQ, hit me up! Not to toot my own horn, but I am very silly.

Didn't get in, but that's okay, cause the games list is stacked as hell. And I'll still be volunteering and hanging out with friends at AGDQ!

It's two Nokia phones!

women repost if you agree

why are there missing children posters coded into Mini Golf and other Bally Sente arcade cabinets? for @endlessmode.bsky.social, I tried to get to the bottom of it.

I am absolutely sore from work today. Everything hurts. Ow.

The new system we're switching to at work abbreviates Job Order to JO and I am very mature about this.

What does this even MEAN?

Day 1/12 straight days of work.

Shiny Zorua get!

Today's my last day of freedom before 12 straight days of work. Send help.

We're gonna get started early while we wait for the train to arrive. We're raising money for Paradox Opera today! It's an AMAZING queer indie opera company that does live in person productions that *also* get streamed on twitch! Let's vamp for a little bit then at noon, its go time! flannel.live

Saturday morning cartoons.

I'm a 1. There's nothing intimidating about me lol.

One of the part locations at work is F404, and I always joke to myself that I can't find it, and I always laugh at myself.

"We've all got our junk, and my junk is you."

completely agreed, donkey kong 64 strategy guide

Application submitted. Now to be anxious until I hear something back.

Am I glad he’s frozen in there, and that we’re out here, and that he’s the trainer, and that we’re frozen out here, and that we’re in there, and I just remembered we’re out here. What I wanna know is, where’s the Numel?

VOLCANO BAKEMEAT

Everyone at work says it smells like gas downstairs, but I can't smell it. I do have a notoriously bad sense of smell. Also, it probably shouldn't smell like gas.

The radio at work played Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry completely uncensored.