Hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaa absolute scenes

MAX DOWMAN. 16 YEARS OLD. ETCH THAT INTO EMIRATES HISTORY, ARSENAL HISTORY, PREMIER LEAGUE HISTORY!

If Max Dowman wins this for Arsenal, we're winning everything

As Arsène put it: “The only moment of possible happiness is the present. The past gives regrets. And future uncertainties.” Words to live by. Four points clear.

It's time to talk to you about my cat.

A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate

Diese Geschichte ist unfassbar. Weil der Trump-Regierung die Arbeit des Internationalen Strafgerichtshofs nicht passt, wird ein französischer Richter digital de facto ausgelöscht und bekommt keine Kreditkarte und kein Bankkonto mehr:

Max Dowman is ridiculous.

All these generals and admirals listening to Hegseth is like the equivalent of Gary Neville giving a ted talk to a live audience of Wenger, Mourinho, Guardiola, Zidane, Conte, and Ancelotti

What’s more astonishing: 1) that the president clearly believes, and repeatedly suggests, that asylum seekers are people from mental asylums, or 2) that no journalist has ever challenged him on this and no mainstream media outlets have done any deep dives on this story?

Set piece FC 🩵

Immigration agents told a teenage US citizen: ‘You’ve got no rights.’ He secretly recorded his brutal arrest

Loneliness isn’t just an affliction to be cured but an experience that can shape us for the better, Paul Bloom writes. If A.I. companions eliminate the feeling, we might lose something essential about being human.

Me: take hours to read a book You: have your super hot ChatGPT girlfriend download a million books, read them, then summarize them all to you in a barrage of lies that you can't even tell are lies because you don't read books; also you have the critical thinking skills of a shovel-struck donkey

"ChatGPT isn't its own, unique problem. It's a symptom of a totalizing cultural paradigm in which passive consumption and regurgitation of content becomes the status quo."

Wie könnte man das Problem lösen, dass Menschen aufgrund prekärer Arbeitsbedingungen, hoher Arbeitsbelastung und anderer Faktoren neoliberaler Politik immer weniger Zeit für sich, die Familie und Freunde haben? Mit Chatbots, die Familie und Freunde simulieren. Wenn ein Vulkanier Lösungen entwickelt:

The Don is in the house tonight! ♥️

OH MY WORD!!!! Enjoy it, soak it all up. Arsenal have knocked out Real Madrid!!!!!!!! Gabriel Martinelli. 2-1 in the Bernabeu.

Dass nun überall diese unnötigen KI-Features eingebaut sind, ist auch einfach große 1 Einladung, mit minimalem Aufwand von 1 Klick unsere Welt durch achtloses Verballern von Energie schleichend zugrunde zu richten — & das alles oft nur für den fun oder aus Faulheit. Dem Klimawandel gefällt das.

I keep thinking of Declan Rice pulling those freekicks out of his arse for a Champions League game against Real fucking Madrid. He's like that cunt at karaoke who's never mentioned he can sing and out of nowhere has a voice that could make angels weep

#wowdw: 5er drehen in Englisch Videos über ihren Tagesablauf. Manche nehmen sich selber auf, manche filmen aus Egoperspektive, andere stellen Szenen mit Playmobil oder Lego nach. Das Ergebnis: super Videos mit herzzerreißenden Momenten, die die Welt da draußen für einen Moment verschwinden lassen.

Rice x2

DECCERS

“Why aren’t you wearing a suit?”

You can now read the article here: www.theguardian.com/world/commen... - if of interest, please share.

"Bestimmt nur beim Rasieren verrutscht" – Medien verteidigen Elon Musks neues Bärtchen

Humans love to see narratives in things — it's one of our most charming traits, I think. It's tempting to shape your year into an arc, whether that's a positive or negative one. But if that arc isn't useful, you can let it go. Years are arbitrary divisions. You have more time 💙

Untragbar, aber Realität.

Joy.

Arteta putting out a strong team. There's a long way to go yet, but it's hard not to see today as a must-win if Arsenal are to challenge. Many have commented on Odegaard possibly bringing back some attacking spark, at this point I'm happy with small moments of joy. It's just been drab recently

This place still feels a bit small, not football focused, but maybe we could try and connect Arsenal fans at least. If you are an Arsenal fan, leave a reply, people can follow, also please repost or whatever it's called her and hopefully it can spread. #arsenal

having to edit the election piece I pre-filed on Sunday and......yeah, I stand by this

Liebes #blueLZ, zum Start von Fiete.ai verteilen wir die Geschenke. Ihr seid eine tolle Community und große Imspirationsquelle. Wir verlosen 3 exklusive Zugänge mit doppelten Credits unter allen Lehrkräften, die diesen Tweet bis Sonntag retweeten.

Eine Kollegin heute morgen: “In jedem Unternehmen würde für die dringend nötige Transformation ein Team gebildet und aus dem Tagesgeschehen ausgeplant werden. Am liebsten würden wir uns ein halbes Jahr nehmen und mal alles hinterfragen.” Traurige Erkenntnis - trotzdem toll, ihre Energie zu fühlen.

Hello void! Schön, hier zu sein.