Seeing the scenes at all the airports right now, it's crazy how me and my kid absolutely flew through security at Heathrow and JFK on Thursday. This is up there with making it back from London right before everything shut down for covid.

This is a man who knows he's in Hell

The only person on earth who thinks Schumer has any concern for Palestine is Trump

Further proof that the only policy the GOP has anymore is "owning the libs"

You could play a game where you try and guess whether the kids names are stars and exoplanets or fonts.

Donald Trump out here fucking up the price of my cans of Monster. Gahdamn

The world was better when Gonzaga was the team you wanted to upset someone else

When this dude croaks it's gonna hit like the 4th of July and New Years rolled into one

“Here’s what losing four games in a row taught me about B2B sales”

Did James Milner destroy Ekitike's leg purely with old man aura

The United States is contemplating threatening to kill people with HIV in another country as leverage to get that country's minerals. We have become a sick nation, just as depraved and disgusting as its leader.

The brain rot in this guy's head is starting to catch up to the state of this guy's house. Every facet of this dude's existence is quite literally disgusting.

Attacking Iran and fucking up the world oil market so badly that you have to lift sanctions on Russia AND THE VERY IRAN YOU ARE ATTACKING has to be one of the dumbest military/geopolitical blunders I've ever seen.

That sucks. The Caleb injuries really screwed this season over.

Welp. That's not ideal.

It's actually going to be hilarious when the only team Unai couldn't win a Europa League with was Arsenal

We are never recovering from the shit stains left on this republic

This guy could tell you the jockstrap size of every member of the US hockey team but couldn't tell you anything about the FBI

There's a sick part of me that wants to see Tottenham pull off the miracle today just to see Barca have a turn at them

Anthony Elanga scores two goals Barcelona:

Currently at Camp Nou

Collateral damage to the oil industry is higher on their priority board than schools full of kids

In case you are wondering I have no intention nor desire to play for the Miami Dolphins

You voted for him three times and only regretted it after your gas price went up. Apparently? No, clearly you are an idiot.

North London Forever

I can promise you this man is absolutely dumber than a box of rocks

This dude has never in his life even heard of kharg island until a few days ago.

Literally the USA

The consumers would be hurt but that's the last of our concerns.

✅ Arsenal vs Everton Saturday ☑️ Crystal Palace vs Leeds Sunday ✅ Tattoo Session Monday ⬛ Arsenal vs Leverkusen Tuesday ⬛ Who Knows Wednesday ⬛ Travel Back Thursday

Aew isn't progressive they just don't stop progressives from being progressive

To absolutely no surprise I caught my traditional London cold.

The seats at selhurst park

A premier league season is only 38 games long, but because we got close the previous 3 seasons but fell short, this season's title charge has felt like it's been going on for 152 for us fans, this group of players, and the coaching staff, which is a big reason why league games feel so life or death.

Finding out that the big fight in the Everton away end below us was between Everton fans and Thierno Barry's Arsenal-supporting friends he got tickets for is nuts.

Yesterday: Arsenal vs Everton Today: Crystal Palace vs Leeds Monday: Finish tattoo Tuesday: Arsenal vs Leverkusen

This is basically the entire metaphor of the song Black Honey by Thrice

Me at the sub: Oh my God I might actually see Max's first goal in person Me as he's racing the pitch:

Views

Trump administration takes the term "wag the dog" and manages to turn it into "tries to fuck the dog but ends up mistakenly sticking its dick in an electrical socket"

This is a chatgpt output

I'll never get over how basically the entire silicon valley tech class that I was in awe of as a kid and young adult are pretty much all just complete and utter degenerate fascists now.

This is all demonstrably false using basically every single metric. And even your average Trump voter will see the prices at the stores. But they are also all delusional and will still believe him.

I was going to write something about Chelsea being a potentially very good team that also just happens to be a bit of very stupid and then there was that last fifteen and change.

You guys can spend all your energy crying about what this means for City rest wise or you can just focus on Arsenal

Me before the game: I think Valverde is one of the best players in the world both in quality and versatility. Me at half time:

I was really dreading being at the game on Tuesday there for a while. I barely survived the Porto game.

Bam Adebayo 83 points as if I needed any other proof that the simulation we're living in isn't crashing.

They have no problem spending a billion dollars a day on war, but fight for every penny when it comes to caring for Veterans.