Those who remember me back in the early twitter days will know exactly how in the tank I was for this dude

And since I never got around to uploading pics of how close I was, let's just say Calafiori could have spit on me and not extended any effort in doing so. @druorfalse.bsky.social will appreciate this.

Yesterday was so incredible. As frustrating as all the tube station closures were it only added to the experience of trekking through seemingly the whole of Islington and seeing joy and partying everywhere.

I have the left hip of an octogenarian

The sheer amount of images and videos I took will never make it to bluesky. They are barely even making it to my local Facebook group chat

Spent over five hours on blackstock road waiting for the bus. The crowd was bouncing balls back and forth across the street, throwing aubergines, onions, and crawling out of windows and onto rooftops to watch. Insane atmosphere. After the bus passed we broke the barriers and followed them the street

I came to the parade around 9am from the Arsenal station. Couldn't leave through that station so walked to Finsbury park. That was closed too. Trekked to Manor House where the entrance queue stretched back to the opening of Finsbury park. Make it to kings cross and they evacuated the station

I have never seen so many people in one area in my life. The entirety of Islington is just one big giant series of block parties every couple hundred meters

I may not make it back to the hotel let alone America at this point

It doesn't matter how many trophies any other club wins nothing will ever change the very obvious fact that the biggest club in London is Arsenal and it's not even close.

I have an amazing ability to always identify one single person within a crowd or an event and immediately irrationally hate them. To the lady across the street in the red and white jester hat, you don't deserve it, but you now have an enemy for life.

Noon time

I'm way more mad about the Eze pen than the Gabriel one. Gabriel stood up and took the pressure upon himself like a leader. The Eze stutter step pause routine was a blatant example of cracking in the moment. I was having flashbacks of the FA cup against United last season before he even kicked it

I'm exhausted after yesterday. Gotta get myself right to head out for the parade later.

They didn't even sell tickets for the entire clock end and it was still the craziest crowd for a game I've ever seen outside at the Emirates

Made it to my seat in the Emirates and I think I've never been closer to actually dying

Twenty more minutes and I'm in London.

Flight to gatwick forced to deplane to investigate potential fuel leak. Pushes our departure back a minimum of two hours

If you boarded the flight for Heathrow from Boston I wish you well while I sit here another 3 hours waiting to go to Gatwick

Just got my ticket for the screening at the Emirates. Yasss

Time for a long layover in Boston

so, this is deeply, deeply horrifying thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-...

It's 2026 you have a pause button

I try to give JR the benefit of the doubt but it was really really annoying how he kept talking Kyle up as like some no name kid trying to get his first break in the business.

Darby is just made of flubber

That's the most Darby thing to ever Darby

Mark Davis remains the most cursed man in AEW

Harlem Heat vs Nasty Boys Halloween Havoc

There is a distinct lack of stadium in the stampede

It's a human anklepede

To all my Arsenal friends and family: I'm going to be in London for the UCL final and the parade. I'd love to be able to meet up and hang to watch the final and celebrate together

Arsenal have won 14 League titles - that's six more than all other London clubs put together.

Today is not May 21st, 2026 CE Today is Day 2, 0 PBE (Post Banter Era)

I can never rely on my wife to talk me out of anything... So uh... I guess I'm going to be in London in a few days....

The greatest thing I’ve ever done tbh

Real onions, cry me a river 🤣 #AEWDynamite

The @arsenalvpodcast.bsky.social fundraiser did massive numbers this season. I can't even begin to imagine how much bigger it would have been if it waited until after the title was won. Easily seven figures.

The post title win spending spree has already been brutal.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

❤️🤍 Bukayo Saka and Gabriel. 🫂

Arsenal players celebrate winning the League title.

ARRRRSENAL ARRRRRSENAL ARRRSENAL!!!!

This got me 😭

If the Armoury decided to sell these en masse tomorrow, we could sign Mbappe on Thursday.

Honestly I’ve never seen anything like it. This is insane.

❤️🤍 Arsenal fans celebrate at Emirates Stadium.

If you grow a spine after you have nothing left to lose then you never had a spine and you still don't have a spine