If we could give Luigi immunity, we would. Be grateful we're choosing Zohran.

"Lightning Crashes" is my favorite song about placentas.

But what about North Carerdddd??!!

Once again, I call on the people of the world to unite and denounce the New York Times' Connections puzzle.

What's your favorite kind of moth? Mine's a behemoth.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Current status: building a time machine to travel back to that night when she told me that she would date me if I could assure her I'd be monogamous.

Can someone make an AI video of an elderly, "blonde" king being dragged from a fighter jet off to the guillotine?

Why did they go with "skims" when "merKims" was right there?

Why is serving on a jury a duty but voting is a right? Make elections compulsory and everyone gets to vote. That's what democracy means.

No kings - but especially not elderly pedophile kings.

"What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity. And what you don't have in integrity, you can never make up for in experience." Murdered by words.

Two loudmouthed old guys tried a stupid argument against a guy who said he wanted the job so he could help people instead of partying. The establishment is tone deaf.

Omg, Chuck Schumer, shut the fuck up and get a fucking clue. Endorse Zohran. Don't pick sides in primaries, like you're doing against Graham Platner in Maine and Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan. The establishment has only gotten us loss after loss. Let the people choose their leadership.

Pirating isn't theft if purchasing isn't ownership 🤸

People who fondly endorse American slavery these days always seem quite reluctant to be enslaved. Why is that? If slavery was a valid activity, why isn't it good enough for them?

I do not trust any kind of religious fundamentalist. What kind of insanity drives this?

Two Former Trump Officials Warn About Trump and Miller's Plan For Absolute Power With @oliviaoftroye.com and @milestaylor.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/thelefth...

That got dark quickly.

The real antifa was the friends we made along the way.

Michigan Avenue right now.

This picture of Bea Arthur and Angela Lansbury from 1989 seems to be unlocking certain feelings in some of my friends.

Hey @npr.org and WJCT - Thomas Jefferson didn't have a "controversial relationship with his slave Sally Hemmings". He abused, raped, and trafficked the teenage half-sister of his dead wife and then enslaved their children.

"And that is why we must invade Sweden and seize from them the Nobel Peace Prize."

This is a man who wants to kill Americans.

People like this should be trespassed from every store.

Any man who does this to a woman, has done it many, many times before. Guaranteed. Is sadistic personality disorder a requirement for ICE? Sadism never exists in isolation. It's *always* accompanied by sociopathy-psychopathy (ASPD).

I feel like some people watched "Wag the Dog" and thought, "I could do that." I don't think I'll listen to John Schneider's song about Charlie Kirk, largely because I don't respect either man.

There go the Republicans, further destroying traditional marriage.

The president flexed the full extent of his power to give a late night show’s staff a five day hiatus.

So this is the guy who started a lot of our trouble :-/ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ne...

Good news, everyone! Except Jimmy Kimmel if he was hoping to get out of work because of a rapture (unlikely) or Trump if he was hoping to not have to release the Epstein Files or the Holman Tape.

Good news, everyone! Jimmy's back on starting tomorrow night.

I yearn for a world where Bill Kristol and I stop agreeing.

Girl, what do you have to offer Canada?? You're white - stay here and fight to fix this bullshit our grandparents left us. (checks production date) I mean this bullshit you left us.

There goes the First Amendment.

How often do I forget to check the account name? Every time. Every single time. I am left chuckling even after I notice it. "Oh, you," I say, "you got me again."

Very normal. I'm certain companies are fine with this.

Watching first season Perry Mason (1957) and a woman visits her finace at his work as a chemist. He is seen removing a cork from a test tube with his teeth. He then goes on to kiss her. What. The Actual. Fuck.

“Debate Me” culture is not organic, endemic, or apolitical. This mode of high jacking discourse is and has been central to a 30-year conservative training program that has produced untold numbers of people to do this for every reason but “civil discourse”

Maybe Erika wanted to take control and hired a contractor to deal with Charlie. #makeconspiracytheoristsworkforyou

If you think I'm bad now, wait until The Day It Finally Happens.

I'm so tired of Nazi Mace. The shooter was a fellow cracker, you fucking bitch.

So Matthew Dowd was right. Will MSNBC re-hire him?

I want to know how the ICE agent could be dragged. Was the agent acting illegally? Why don't they have body cameras? If someone fears being deported to a country where they may face torture, wouldn't you expect them to try to evade that cruel fate?

Every time someone talks about needing a gun for defense, I'll ask why Charlie Kirk didn't protect himself with one. Or the victims of the 2017 Las Vegas mass shooting. Or pretty much any shooting because that's not how guns work.

But Nancy said that Democrats owned this?!?!

And a higher standard than Charlie Kirk, himself.