Clavicular Wakes Up As Hideous, Jawless Monster After Rating Old Crone A 4 https://theonion.com/clavicular-wakes-up-as-hideous-jawless-monster-after-rating-old-crone-a-4/

@davewhamond.bsky.social 😂😂😂

Huh. Are those solar panels on the roof? How has Trump not ripped those out and painted it gold yet? That fucking stage may as well be a giant indicator of how much of a joke we as a people really are now.

So. I’ve had this guitar since my first wife passed away. Somehow, life gets in the way every time I pick it up with the intention of actually learning. Let’s tempt fate by trying again. This is going to hurt my fingers isn’t it? I think I see multiple reasons to start with the sixth string now.

Excuse me human. Don’t stop.

Over 50 years later, this anti-Vietnam War PSA still rings true.

They do live charmed lives don’t they?

I’ve got bottom surgery coming in a month. And it’s got me thinking about the journey. In September 2021 my first wife passed away from Colon Cancer. At the end, she told me that i needed to go on living, and to find new love. She told me she would haunt me if I didn’t. If anyone could, she could.

I love this orange dress

Good morning kitties! Biscuit is camouflaged and Clark gives no fucks. They had breakfast before me, and now I get a show with my meal.

I post often about Biscuit. He’s got a big personality. But today let me show you Clark. A little anxious about everything. Always up for playtime. He’s kind of my shadow. Always nearby. A comforting little presence.

Marco Rubio when he finds out he’s the new Director of National Intelligence

So. I’m Ace and somewhat sex repulsed unless I’m comfy with a partner. I don’t like to seeing stranger’s bits at all. Alas, I am an IT support professional. So, when you go browsing sketch adult content on work machines, your porn habits end up searing my eyeballs.

"You want to talk fraud? Look in a mirror." minnesota50501.substack.com/p/gtfo-of-ou...

Biscuit has more brain cells than the average orange boy. He’s very inventive when creating new sounds to communicate. And he remembers to use the same ones. Behold, the Munchie Purr. Imagine this sound at 0400. And it’s coming from a 20 pound cat that’s decided to stand on your breasts.

I had to head to a client early this morning. I just got home and someone really doesn’t want to let me take my shoes off. I love you little man. But I thought cats were supposed to be independent?

Woohoo! New hat! Yes the VFW is a LGBTQ affirming space. And if yours Isn’t then it’s time to complain loudly. Fellow queer vets. There are support networks you are being left out of if your local VFW is excluding you. Be loud. Be heard.

According to my watch, my fitness age is 38. I n ed to get back to the gym.

Oh great, now I want a motorcycle. That’s just too fucking cool.

She can not feel a flower through the steel gauntlets. She can not walk without stomping in such heavy boots. She is protected from all harm. No weapon devised by men can penetrate the Goliath cage. Alice can only watch the Marigold dance through the single slit of her visor.

Good afternoon lovelies! I cleaned my car up and rearranges my bumper stickers. Heading out to be with friends at my local VFW. The weather is wonderful today so I’m wearing my backless orange paisley dress and sandals. I even painted my nails on my hands and feet to match.

I don’t want to stop. We should talk about him. His presidency should be studied and taught. There should be a unit in Civics courses that use him as a case study. We should spend the rest of our lives working to prevent another Mango Mussolini.

Biscuit would like me to keep the noise down for the latter half of the work day. He’s had a tough day barging into on camera meetings and meowing at the porch door to be let out.

17 states have banned child marriage as of today. W T F are we doing?! It’s 2026 and we let pedophiles groom children into marriage. But minorities are the problem right? Immigrants, Black people voting, Transgender human beings. Yup, I’m the fucking problem… oklahomavoice.com/2026/05/13/o...

ok i chuckled www.epicfurious.com

Classy Donald, making a national monument look like a suburban toilet.

I went to a market event at Queermunity today. New choker and dangly earrings!

Trying to eat healthier consistently can feel hard sometimes. I think I am succeeding today. Dinner and tomorrow’s lunch looks good. Total cost wasn’t too bad either. The veggies came from Aldi and Costco. I have enough for various recipes through mid next week. Fish was ten bucks

Quick, outlaw comedy before a standup artist causes WWIII.

Oh cool. That’s the jackass I naively used to look up to. I’ve never been so glad to have left that twit’s brand of atheism and thought behind. May his brain rot. May he render himself incapable of launching fresh attacks on trans folk. Go be with your sycophant robot sir. We won’t miss you.

"Sir, Maga Christian Nationalists *really* didn't like you posting a pic of you as Jesus healing someone." "Well, then why don't I post a pic of me as Jesus, only saying I sacrificed MORE for humanity than that stupid wuss??? That should win them over!"

I am doing as little as fucking possible today. I do believe a fine day in may such as today calls for copious amounts of gaming, cuddles, and bong rips. I thought maybe I'd finally play Alan Wake. With the lights on, because I am bad at horror.

Could we just fucking not for one god damn minute?! Get the hell out of our city! kstp.com/kstp-news/to...

What a concept right? Listen to the people voting and organizing on the ground. I’m scared. I’m scared that the establishment will pull back support and abandon the race. They want to dictate everything from the top down. And we all keep losing because they refuse to listen to the people.

Aisha Elmquist is the kind of fighter we need in our House. Minnesota 50501 is proud to endorse her in her race to represent Minnesotans in House District 40A. We’re confident she’s the best choice to make life easier, safer, and more affordable for all Minnesotans.

WTF #MayorFrey Maybe don’t go lick the 👢?! That asshole covered our city in Brown shirts who murdered people and called it patriotic. www.instagram.com/reel/DXnEJoa...

unrelenting

Arbeiter Brewing today. Nothing super fancy. Just a simple dress and jacket

I’m conducting cyber security training today.I sacrificed half a bag of candy to audience participation. I made sure that my students were connecting to the concepts by getting them to come up with events in their personal lives.

This is a war based on lies

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

The Onion has successfully bought InfoWars. Happy 4/20. 😂

When you are writing your piece of …. *checks notes* … fiction, please keep in mind that you may be upsetting very fragile people. #speirgorm

He's such a freakazoid