Less than a week until Crypticon Seattle @crypticonseattle.bsky.social 2026! I’m excited to be back as a panelist and to see the Crypt Crew —PLUS this year I’ll be interviewing Nathan Baesel (aka Leslie freakin’ Vernon!) 🖤 Catch me at these panels May1-3rd:

As our Blood on the Clocktower series is about to hit its final episode this week, we turn our sights to Magic. Help us make an even better Commander Party and be sure to say hi to us if you see us at Magic Con Vegas this weekend! www.kickstarter.com/projects/goo...

He is our friend, he should be honored.

Reposts extremely appreciated, I get essentially zero traction on most sites now. Almost certainly due to being political.

Does the curse make your head explode leaving behind only your fake eye? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

aww damn, I really like Rose Red too. #MutantFam

Ahhh the feeling when you have a favorite kid and she screams so you both run off to help her and leave the kid you like slightly less alone in the car and then a giant buff monster happens along at eats that kid, that old chestnut. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

That kid's reading Secret Wars II? Damn, that's the REAL horror in this movie. #tldi #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Walpurgisnacht #WitchesNIght #WickedWitchyWingDing #RawheadRex

That kid is reading Secret Wars II. Honestly he might wish he were being eaten by a monster at this point. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

I still trust him, he just doesn't like pictures is all. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

I'm with @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social Midsommar isn't getting the folksy pronunciation from me. I've already expended more than enough energy on that movie. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

"and stay inside of each other" I mean if you insist #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn Okay fine I get it, its an accent thing. But you can't tell me that Clive Barker wouldn't approve.

wait a minute. That kid doesn't have Muscle Power... lying little brat with his bullshit shirt. This whole mess could abeen avoided if he had just zipped his lip and watched the movie. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

“Fuck you Easter Bunny”🤣 @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @shudder.com #thelastdrivein #mutantfam @themutantfam.bsky.social

It wouldn’t be #WitchesNight without a Spuds Mackenzie reference! #RawheadRex #JoeBobsWitchyWickedWingding #TheLastDriveIn #Walpurgisnacht @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @shudder.com #MutantFam

Lookin like she wandered onto the wrong set while filming "Don't Look Now"? in that coat. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

Damn right it's Monsoon season. Some might even call it the Monsoon Season of The Witch! #ImNotSorry #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

If you can't make a 10 foot tall rampaging penis with practical effects then you just aren't even trying. Thats what I always say #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

Damn, Rawhead really really really hates the way she has her kitchen set up. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

IM TRYING TO READ MY COMIC GODDAMMIT 🤬🤬 The kid has it coming. #rawheadrex #mutantfam #thelastdrivein

Those kids are out of control. Would be a damn shame if something happened to quiet them up a bit #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

Always a good sign when you meet a priest with an attitude problem. Nothing bad could come from this. I for one trust him. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

First Movie on #TheLastDriveIn ##Walpurgisnacht @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam

Rawhead Rex? What a treat what a treat! #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn RAWHEAD

Witches Night it is! #MutantFam #theLastDriveIn Ya'll in?

We need a movement to ensure that whatever platform picks up Joe Bob and Darcy buys rights to use Jeff Whitmire's "Hey Joe Bob" & "The Mail Girl Queen" as official show music. @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn @Jeffwhitmire.bsky.social

And we have countdown! #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn Let's get ready for some @therealjoebob123.bsky.social and @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social shenanigans and celebrate Walpurgisnacht in style!

The Monkey (2025) KILL COUNT www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDbo... #DeadMeat #TheMonkey #KillCount #HorrorMovie #HorrorMovies #HorrorFam #MutantFam #HorrorSky

Tuning in for tonight’s Walpurgisnacht celebration on The Last Drive-In w/ @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social! Looking forward to this with y’all! #Walpurgisnacht #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Oh hell yeah, @crypticonseattle.bsky.social in exactly one week and tonight #TheLastDriveIn and the Walpurgisnacht special. 3 words. Let's fuckin go! #mutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

Hah nice. Listening to The Dungeon Anarchists Cook-book by Matt Dinniman and there was a nice stealth King Kong Bundy reference.

Big brain move I've done today at least twice. Picked up my phone and opened up my email to check it, while sitting at my PC with my Email opened up on a screen.

I’m sure there are better examples of what I mean when I say “mid 90s horror is batshit crazy in the most fun ways possible” than “Killer Tongue” but at the moment I can’t name one. Good start on my getting ready for #crypticon Seattle kick. #Mutantfam cause I know some of y’all appreciate this one.

40 years ago... Ridley Scott's LEGEND

so let me get this straigh. @shudder.com cancels the 100% main reason to keep the subscription up full time and now they are increasing the price? I love the service but every day it's looking more and more like a reup for one month and ditch again.

It's another Thursday, so let's play some more Contra and enjoy some PBs www.twitch.tv/Lobrylla

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Sometimes out of nowhere this scene just runs through my mind. youtu.be/HDJEyqNw-9k?...

Happy International Transgender Day of Visibility! We're everywhere and we're cool. Here's the trans pride flag 🏳️‍⚧️ on a mid-90s Pentium running DOS.

When the art goblin and I vend at festivals, occasionally, there are lulls When there are lulls, occasionally, I make dumb memes I'm rather proud of this one, actually

Ayo just found out that the first day of #CrypticonSeattle this year is on one of the days of Walpurgisnacht.

Vincent Price is so awesome!

Crimson Desert used AI slop assets, which violates Steam policy. If you bought the game on Steam, you're eligible for a refund. www.ign.com/articles/cri...

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Well it looks like it’s that time again. Everyone join me in wishing The Greatest American Hero a very happy 45th birthday!

Have a Piccolo giving a thumbs-up with sunglasses removed entirely from context (there isn't much to begin with)

Happy St. Patrick's Day, hope you all remembered to leave out a pint for the Dropkick Murphys last night. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yg8...