Just put Channel 5 on. Raynor Winn on Cornwall: A Year by the Sea. Oops

I need a few weeks off golf, chasing getting my handicap back so much I keep effing up rounds. Blobs on 17 and 18 yesterday. Maybe I need Rory's sports psychologist 🤣

Has anyone had their link to perform the season ticket identity check yet? #MUFC

Why do hotels always tuck the duvet into the bottom of the bed?

@imust.bsky.social hey, I've just had my season ticket renewal and it talks about name changes. Do you know if there are any conditions around this?

There's a certain group of ex-United pros (you know the ones) who haven't understood the modern game for about a decade, haven't made a worthwhile contribution to the discourse in even longer, and - most importantly - discovered they didn't actually *need* to in order to make headlines and £.

I think there's a new show idea in that, absolutely hilarious

Fantastic to not be the only Neighbours geek in the room, great show so far @joejulians.bsky.social

Shearer really hates Hojlund doesn't he?

I'd not had a drink this year. Tonight I drank a bottle of wine...

Tell me, John Lewis, are you selling many of these 👇 to Scottish households? 🤔 😆

Right-wing attacks singling out Sadiq Kahn - who is obviously & demonstrably an exceptionally popular mayor as far as Londoners are concerned - are so blatantly Islamophobic & racist that we don't even say it anymore. But we should say it. It isn't normal.

🧵You know when Ruben said… “We are going to suffer for a long period. We will try to win games but this will take time. We have to risk it a little bit and in the next year we will be better [otherwise] next year at the same stage we will be here with the same problems." That was November. (1/5)

Me watching MasterChef for the last 19 years

I’m going to give Dry January a go. Can’t be that hard going a whole month without a wash

As strange as Doncaster is, the Wool Market is excellent, Nigerian, Indian and Italian cuisine all being eaten at this table

🎶 She wore an Itsy bitsy teeny weeny…

I've been drinking steadily since 11am on Christmas Eve. Just remembered I'm working tomorrow. I think I'll write my handover document...

After 2 nights in my niece's room we're on an airbed (second time lucky as first one went down quickly) with lots of books, plenty of boxes and a fireplace waiting to be fitted tucked into the corner #duvetknowitschristmas @rhodri.biz

Imagine the media outcry if United's run was as bad as City's

In any group there can be horrendous people. Statistically, refugees and undocumented migrants are among the least likely groups to commit violent crime. When some do it is often more widely reported than for similar crimes committed by native citizens. Condemn the individual, not the group #r4today

#LUHG made it to Stafford

Manchester City's last 11 matches have seen more wins for Ruben Amorim than Pep Guardiola.

I think I might be able to take part this year, hooray. Cc: @julierandles.bsky.social

Has Shearer just said something sensible?!

I think this sums it up brilliantly 👏

Three people have managed Manchester United in matches since Manchester City last won a game.

Maybe because middle class women of a certain age are in a position to call out this shit without fear of losing a salary they need. And can do it on behalf of young women starting out in their careers who are just as sick of this shit but can’t say anything because they need to earn a living.

I didn't think the length of Wicked through

Got excited that my game was back after my 7.30 golf lesson in the sim, then came out to the snow and remembered there'll be no cards til April

Came to Portugal for some sunny winter golf

Ruuuuuuuud