Who remembers the song Detachable Penis? Well, I don’t think I’ve thought about it since 1992, but I found myself singing the chorus today. Welp, my 9-yr-old overheard me and yelled, “whatttttttttttt?” Oops.

Wow

We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.

The image of the blood-soaked airbag next to the glove compartment overflowing with stuffed animals is going to stick with me for a very long time.

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

This is blatantly illegal. A president can’t go into the oil business and then decide where to spend the money. We are completely untethered from our founding document with a lawless president and a Republican Congress which has abdicated all Constitutional authority.

Saw this on the Today show this morning and was in complete & utter shock.

This is so important. I’ve taken care of children who didn’t die from their vaccine preventable illness but instead -lost limbs -developed kidney failure requiring dialysis -had strokes and permanent deficits Death isn’t the only bad outcome. And sometimes it may not be the worst one.

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We cannot become numb to the outrage of this. The wife of the President’s Senior Advisor threatens a sovereign nation.

In a study following 23 million people age 18-59 (pretty young) for 4 years…despite the fact that the ones who got the COVID vaccine were overall older and sicker at baseline, they not only had 74% lower risk of dying from COVID than the unvaccinated but 25% lower risk of dying from any other cause!

America is a rogue and malevolent state and global bad actor

Trump and his cronies can try to dress this up, but it is an illegal act of war to replace Maduro and grab Venezuela's oil for his billionaire buddies. Full statement below:

Don’t be fooled: you can’t both claim this was simply the execution of an arrest warrant AND say the U.S. is now "running" Venezuela & grabbing its oil resources. Trump just admitted this was a clear regime-change play to enrich U.S. oil companies & his billionaire buddies.

A: no

Chilly night in Chicago, but protesters have shown up to confront Trump’s illegal war.

NEW: At least 40 people killed in U.S. airstrikes on Venezuela, including military personnel and civilians, local official says - NYT

Trump campaigned on an “America First” platform. Now he wants to "run" Venezuela? 60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck. Health care is collapsing. Housing is unaffordable. Trump should address these major crises at home and end his illegal military adventurism abroad.

It’s 1990, I’m 1 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state It’s 2004, I’m 15 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state It’s 2026, I’m 37 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state

I was just reading this: ew.com/movies/dirty...

The biggest trending topic on social media is how Elon Musks’s generative AI tool grok is being used to make CSAM and other explicit and abusive content. But it’s not being covered by media or spoken by elected officials.

🧪A few more hours to go…

"What a year for the ultra wealthy. The world’s 500 richest people added a record $2.2 trillion to their collective fortunes in 2025’s… booming markets, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index. And about a quarter of this year’s gains went to just eight billionaires.” — Bloomberg Morning Brief

As we experience a huge surge of flu cases, a reminder that the widespread usage of masks at the start of the COVID pandemic wiped out a strain of the flu. If you haven’t been masking up lately, now would be a great time to restart.

Not just the rich and that's also something to sit with.

Issa Rae has canceled her sold out performance at the Kennedy Center. Pulitzer Prize winner Rhiannon Giddens, Peter Wolf, Low Cut Connie, and the Gay Men’s Chorus of Washington, D.C., have also canceled. Lin-Manuel Miranda has canceled the entire Kennedy Center run of Hamilton.

HAHAHAHA pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30101594/

The President of the United States is very seriously mentally ill, and elected Republicans are so afraid of him that they won’t do or say anything about it.

NORAD Santa tracker is Woke

There's always a Tweet.

My phone keeps autocorrecting it to Barf Weiss.

Expect a "revolt" among 60 Minutes staff over Bari Weiss pulling the CECOT segment at the last minute, one network insider told me. Another CBS News reporter added that a Rubicon had been crossed with this decision, which 60 Minutes correspondent Sharyn Alfonsi called "political" and not editorial.

Why did CBS delete this promo and cancel this from airing in full?

I’m old enough to remember when we had a free press. CBS yanks 60 Minutes segment on CECOT prison Trump sends deportees to: www.thedailybeast.com/60-minutes-s...

WELKER: Why was this photo of a desk with a drawer open containing photos of Trump taken down? BLANCHE: You can see in that photo there are photos of women. We learned there were concerns about them. W: Are you saying those women are victims of Epstein? B: No, that's not what I'm saying.

The US is funding another Tuskegee experiment, this time with black kids in Africa, exposing them to preventable diseases, so they could “prove” their antivax nonsense and not enough people are talking about it.

They’re actually redacting Trump’s name AFTER the release.

The President of the United States deleted this photo of the drawer full of photos with himself and Jeffrey Epstein from the DOJ's illegally redacted release of the files last night. We are watching a cover up in real time. This is file 468.

The White House has been caught. The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims. In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.

We regret to inform you that raw cookie dough is still unsafe to eat. Bake the cookies.

Tapper: This is one of the documents the DOJ released. It’s 100 pages. It’s all black. That’s the transparency we’re getting.

RFK Jr. has cancelled grants to the American Academy of Pediatrics because “they no longer align with departmental priorities”. The grants were on such topics as “reducing sudden infant death, rural access to health care, and mental health…” The AAP has criticized RFK Jr. That’s the real reason.

Two babies were born in New York within a year of each other, soon after WWII. One, Rob Reiner, lived a life of humanity and achievement. He brought us delight and joy. His memory will be a blessing. The other, Donald Trump, will be remembered as an embarrassment to our nation.

on this day in 2012, 20 children and 6 adults are killed in mass shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, CT. And with the awful shooting at Brown University yesterday, we still haven't done anything on meaningful national gun laws. Enough is enough.

There's just no way to prevent this, says the only modern country in the world where this occurs. Footage from inside Brown University #BrownUniversity #BanAssaultWeapons

Two Brown University students — Mia Tretta & Zoe Weissman — have now survived two different school shootings before age 22. Mia was shot in 2019. Zoe lived through Parkland in 2018. Now they’re hiding under desks again. “How dare this country allow this to happen to someone like #BlueSky #NewsSky

🇦🇺 AUSTRALIA: “The man who disarmed one of the Bondi Beach shooters has been identified as Ahmed al Ahmed. The father-of-two has been hailed a hero after pouncing on one of the gunmen and wrestling a rifle from his arms.” thenightly.com.au/australia/ns...

2 weeks ago, 4 blocks from my synagogue local police had a shootout with a man holed up in his house with an AK47. It took multiple armored vehicles to breach the house and I could hear the shooting and concussion grenades. The man had a nazi flag and other material in his house.