oldie but a goodie for hump day 🤭

one more morning in this hotel before I trudge back home someone come crawl into this bed and big spoon me for a couple hours

well hey, happy father’s day

greetings from a warm sunny pride beer garden!

I could leave to go get drinks or I could leave to go get ice cream

anyway I won thanks for a halftime round about women directors

hmm maybe I'll wander over and play some trivia in DC tonight

it's a three-day week for me -- for real this time! I advocated for myself and delegated my tasks to other people instead of drowning myself in work like usual, which is... a really good feeling apparently?

that lipsync made me go "wait I've heard this song before but it wasn't THIS song" come to find out bonnie tyler's song was reworked and turned into "you give love a bad name" by bon jovi??

this all-stars bracket is actually just six bitches looking at each other saying 'exactlyyyyyy' (and I love it)

why am I up this early

whoops waited til now but still got what I wanted and a damn good deal for it

yourself, but as a cartoon

Final Fantasy 7 Revelation reveal during Pride month? The gays stay winning. 🏳️‍🌈

raja taking darlene's shoulder ruffle gold piece for the ruview is so fantastic and so reaffirming for me loving darlene from the jump

"I am a Fruit" was one of the categories I had to announce on the mic at trivia last night and three regular players said "Happy Pride" in response

I should probably 1) figure the days I’m taking off to go to DC for pride and 2) book the hotel for that time

"Today-ay-ay-ay I am the gayest person-son-son on the face of the Earth-rth-rth." - Lou Gehrig in Pride of the Yankees

kissed some boys today, then got a root beer float and now I’m in bed kicking my feet and giggling to mst3k sunday scaries? I don’t think so

I got a bunch of money in a godzilla birthday card and a really nice bottle of whiskey as part of a really good night with a bunch of friends. I legit feel so loved this morning :)

birthday/summer kickoff party today and it's a rainy 50 degrees LOVE that for me

woke up in an absolute 😈 mood and it hasn’t gone away so here’s some butt for ya

I'm just going to assume all the pics of y'all flexing this weekend were birthday presents to me, purposeful or not, and I thank each and every one of you

since I had three nights of hosting trivia this past week where my regulars celebrated my birthday, and my actual party is next weekend, I have decided to end my birthday by ordering a bunch of boneless wings and watching godzilla movies the way god(zilla) intended

(but it’s also my birthday)

a'keria on the runway this week

it's my birthday this week so who is doing this with me

wait now the avalanches are dropping new mystery videos?? this year, man

holy shit this is the good stuff

how I’m gonna feel all day today

“People have been asking for a new Star Fox game for decades” Wrong! Not me! I have been asking for a sequel to F-Zero GX for the GameCube for decades. Try again.

my internal monologue at all times (in visual form)

it’s my birthday in a week and a half and uhhhh maybe I should plan to do something

they don't tell you how good it feels to have an empty work inbox after pulling double duty for a month and a half, then playing catch-up on your own work for a couple more weeks fuck it, I'm working out then playing video games this afternoon

my 1001 album project gave me a count basie album today so I’ll just be enjoying that this morning, thank you

I got a poke bowl and a pineapple smoothie before this week's double feature, and this was a very good decision

I’ve been lazy and haven’t shaved anything but my neck in a week, but a regular trivia player of mine complimented how I look with a little bit of a beard last night so I’ll be riding that high for a couple of days

you don’t understand how happy this makes me

I'm team darlene but I'm also team darlene's fiance 😮‍💨

oh my god oh my god OH MY GOD boards of canada is back

covering for the other head writer means I wrote 31 consecutive days of trivia games for work and now that I'm getting back to a regular schedule (and catching up on my own work), I'm literally dreaming about writing trivia questions reader, I am *burnt out*

I’m sorry, this sign popping up in the middle of brawls on the AEW show tonight is sending me

trapped! in a straight friend’s party invite group text

new taskmaster AND new hacks starting tonight? oh I'm a lucky boy

the hype they built for this is impeccable tbh

astronauts sometimes describe a transcendent feeling of connection with all human beings when viewing the earth from space, an effect previously only achievable by taking a little edible and grilling hot dogs in the sunshine

me when I get over being sick

chidi anagonye (the good place, 2016-2020)

My cartoon in the first issue of Now Voyager, a new print magazine dedicated to long form international reporting, photography and art. Plus cartoons!