I'm team darlene but I'm also team darlene's fiance 😮‍💨

oh my god oh my god OH MY GOD boards of canada is back

covering for the other head writer means I wrote 31 consecutive days of trivia games for work and now that I'm getting back to a regular schedule (and catching up on my own work), I'm literally dreaming about writing trivia questions reader, I am *burnt out*

I’m sorry, this sign popping up in the middle of brawls on the AEW show tonight is sending me

trapped! in a straight friend’s party invite group text

new taskmaster AND new hacks starting tonight? oh I'm a lucky boy

the hype they built for this is impeccable tbh

astronauts sometimes describe a transcendent feeling of connection with all human beings when viewing the earth from space, an effect previously only achievable by taking a little edible and grilling hot dogs in the sunshine

me when I get over being sick

chidi anagonye (the good place, 2016-2020)

My cartoon in the first issue of Now Voyager, a new print magazine dedicated to long form international reporting, photography and art. Plus cartoons!

frasier actress this week’s drag race 🤝 jane leeves

the orioles have lost a baseball game so I will be despondent for the next six months probably?

The Daft Punk reunion tour looks like absolute dogshit

people, I am tired of repeating myself. re-file skulls when you're done with them. that means back in the skull filing cabinet. not on the cabinet, not near the cabinet, in the cabinet. we have a skull filing cabinet for a reason

this is the second time this season they've ended an episode like that with no warning and I'm not okay

tackling a child is such a funny thing for a wrestling heel to do. i'm hesitant to say we should normalize it but god damn

or maybe this was him playing the long game to finally shoot his shot with bobby witt jr, which I fully support

my theory is that vinnie p hit all those home runs tonight because he wanted a reason to kiss boys in the dugout

looks like I'm putting my vacation plans for the end of the month on hold because I'm getting another writer's workload thrown into my lap with absolutely no notice

oh the temps are in the high 60s and we get daylight for one more hour in the evening? is this therapy?

begging y'all to tag your naughty stuff "I don't have to do it because the moderation tools will do it for me" is lazy and doesn't take into account times like today when the moderation tools are broken

hell yeah

Me, approaching my microwave and stove this evening.

you, in another decade (twink era)

friday 2 pm and my work for the week is done. time for a nap and then viddy games, as god intended

a bottom who passive aggressively agrees to everything is a “k”-hole

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

up way too early for a sunday after a longform dream I really wish I didn’t have

gm

I would lowkey watch a darlene/nini (darlini?) web show where they just talk about random drag race shit

wake up babe, new american football song just dropped (and it's great)

wait...

I've been unable to shake being sick off and on for a month, so I finally gave in, took most of the last week off, and spent my time sleeping, watching movies, and playing video games funny how that has me feeling better (I'm very excited to work out again tomorrow.)

it shifted back east so a dusting I shall receive

the storm shifted slightly to the west and now we’re in for some nonsense

how good can this challenge possibly be when even rupaul can't get the name right

I thought this was gonna be about Jordan Westburg

tariffs got axed AND there's baseball on the tv today

Matt Drudge hasn't been this happy in years

good morning or whatever

my 3-year-old niece just baited me into a 6-7 reference and I don't know how to feel about this

this is actually pretty damn surprising (*shocking*, even...?), but I don't hate it! www.quotev.com/quiz/1234335...

I can be ned or maude here (or marge or homer, honestly)

I know they wouldn't be able to use it in most venues they run but man, this stage setup for the AEW australia show is *phenomenal*

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

just because *i'm* jaded doesn't mean i'm gonna yuck anyone's valentine's yum today 🧡 probably gonna do an eternal sunshine/godzilla double feature this morning because that's what valentine's day means to me

if I worked out in a dream, I should be able to show that progress in real life

this is incredible and has me hyped to watch it again in the morning