I’m at my first rehearsal for a concert band at one of the local colleges, and it’s like half college kids, half retirees, and then me. I’m closer in age to the college kids, but I’m closer in spirit to the retirees.

It’s starting to look suspiciously like he loves me… 🤔🤔🤔

Love a chatty cat 🥰 Earl and I are having a whole conversation rn.

My hand tattoo started peeling, which has me chomping at the bit, bc my artist said once it finishes peeling I can put my rings (including my wedding ring!) back on.

What I miss most about the person I was
six years ago (at the pandemic’s start)
is how that person
could read an article arguing that the world was ready that the world was truly ready 
to handle a serious pandemic,
and naively believe it.

New rule at work says that if all your work is don’t you can’t read a book or do a coloring page or whatever else you’ve been doing, and I am literally bored to tears. Bored enough I nearly started crying. I want to scream.

Is it ableist to tell my son he can’t write because he doesn’t have thumbs He is also a cat

Something they don’t warn you about when you get a hand tattoo is that once it starts itching you’re kind of fucked. The normal slapping method doesn’t really work on your fingers.

Are you 🫵 a Hozier fan? Do you have opinions on the horniness of his songs? Great, take my survey ranking how horny different songs are! This is For Science*. Please share this survey with anyone who you think would have opinions on it! #hozier *not actually forms.gle/miNYbnYeEUmb...

I would like to note that he did it again last night, so either he’s finally warming up to me or I’m dying.

Earl, who doesn’t really cuddle with me, slept in my bed next to me until he was forcibly evicted, so that was weird.

I am gnawing on the bars of my enclosure. When will my ao3 return from war????

ANOTHER PROOFTEXT FOR WHY BILLIONAIRES (aka not Ms. Parton) SHOULD NOT EXIST (ps still believe Ms. Parton is a lamed vavnik) (tradition teaches that there are 36 unidentified righteous people at any given moment whose actions hold up the whole world.)

Everything I know about Heated Rivalry has been learned against my will, and everything I see about it just further solidifies that I am NOT the target demographic for this show.

That last one is Jeremy Knox and Laila Dermott, and that is all I know. #aftg

ao3 is down, time to make bad choices

If any of you use Finch, add me as a friend!

Most accurate thing I've ever read

#TVLSpoilers Loustat SOFTNESS LOUSTAT FIGHTING… Armandstans dragging lestat… ITS ALREADY PERFECT….

Oh yeah, he's coming. #TheVampireLestat

The new tvl clip I am VIBRATING

I am currently very full of soup, which is basically the same thing as being very full of love.

HAPPY PAST DEVIL'S MINION DAY

I sent a picture of Jake Guentzel getting his gold medal and captioned it “MY BOY” and my friend replied asking if it was “the gay hockey show” 😭😭😭

We love to see an Olympic gold medal USA hockey sweep

gold | noun | a medal awarded as the first prize in a competition

A GOLDEN GOAL FOR JACK HUGHES🥇 The United States beats Canada in OT to win its first gold medal in men's hockey since 1980. #WinterOlympics

US hockey players honored the late Johnny Gaudreau after their gold medal win ❤️ His family was in the stands to see the moment.

Both Team USA's men's and women's hockey teams took the gold over Canada in OT in Milan 🇺🇸 #WinterOlympics

dawg🥹

Sometimes having sensory issues is just “I am suddenly incredibly aware of my fingerprints and they feel Bad.”

GOLD MEDAL AND A WIFE FOR FIVE TIME OLYMPIAN HILARY KNIGHT #OLYMPICS

It's my pleasure to give this update, OTD* in Black History: Laila Edwards, the first African American woman to play for the USA Women's Hockey Team gave the assist to Hilary Knight, team captain & record-breaking goal scorer, that got USA to overtime and to the Olympic GOLD. 🇺🇸🏒🇺🇸 *02/19/2026 #BHM

We’re never going to watch Hilary Knight in an Olympics ever again and now I’m crying again

Hilary Knight had one more chance to beat an Olympic record, and she did it when the stakes were highest: in the final match of her Olympic career against the one rival team that has bested the United States. https://bit.ly/4tJu0SH

I think it’s so interesting how your experiences shape your idea of what’s normal. The book I’m reading described a river as “nearly a mile wide” and I’m just like yeah, that the width of a river, because I grew up at a point where the Susquehanna River is a mile wide.

One of the things about having chronic fatigue is being too tired to go to bed. Like, if I want to take a nap I need to do some things first (get my earplugs, plug in my phone) and I’m simply too tired to do those.

The thing about being married is that if you say “don’t tell anyone” I will assume that does not include my wife. She hears everything. You have to specifically say “don’t tell Jordan” for me not to tell her.

one of the fun things about being an adult is that you can eat just chips and dip for dinner and no one can stop you.

I have one episode left to be caught up on critical role and I cannot wait to be caught up and be able to go into the tag on tumblr.

I'm catching up on crit role and truly I keep getting distracted by how incredible @aabria.bsky.social is. Like she's gorgeous AND talented???

AQUARIUS: Water-bearer? More like What-a-Terror. You're spooky, Aquarius. I like that.

like honey on your tongue #iwtv

Our two cats who don’t totally get along were unsupervised together for some amount of time between two minutes and seven hours and like they were both alive when we came home and discovered the situation so I’m calling that a win

some good news buried among the horrible behavior listed: “The third woman said federal agents at her hotel are subsisting on microwavable bowls of Campbell’s chicken noodle soup, because it’s become so difficult for them to find restaurants willing to serve them.”

“in theater” is a crazy way to describe minneapolis

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Holy moly this chart: Cumulative US measles cases