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Back with the wonderful @katemccabe.bsky.social to talk about NOTHING.

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Me feeling the change in the air, in tune with the seasons and my senses, smelling pumpkin spice on the first day of September.

I don't give a shit about the logo. But shouldn't we be storing our crackers in Sistema boxes nowadays?

Murder Inc tomorrow in MCR. Comedy. Improv. Murder Mystery...set at a dog show. wegottickets.com/event/668164

I found this story interesting in that it helped me to understand why our birth rates are declining. www.nytimes.com/athletic/654...

Being a creative is a struggle and I have so many Bills to pay. Bills is a collective of cruel and muscular Williams who menace me.

Great fun. Grab a coffee and get to it.

An unrealistic thing about film and TV is that the music levels in pubs/clubs/venues are often such that people can be enjoying a musical ambience but it's still quiet enough that you can still converse at a normal level. I want that for us in real life.

am hereby nominating The Chordettes' Mr. Sandman as #songofthesummer Sure it's from 1958...but it's as catchy as Covid, has a beautiful progression, features four boss ladies from Sheboygan, and a primo use of the sax-a-ma-phone. Put it in your ears. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX45...

She issues the sickest of burns.

We're all dealing with this nonstop feeling of impending doom in different ways. For example, my wife just used the Iran situation as a rationale to buy more LEGO.

Murder Inc. presents: Nautikill – a comedy murder-mystery set under the sea! Who will fail to escape the jaws of death? Who’s got a fishy alibi? Will the suspects clam up? One thing’s for sure, we’ll have a whale of a time. 😀🐳 🎟️ Book now: wegottickets.com/event/659743 #Stockport #comedyclub

Come on guys. Let's all say it together. The new Will Smith song slaps.

Sometimes a recipe has ***** but then you look at user comments and they're like: This was GREAT. I added oregano, some prawns, used twice as much salt, and fried it instead of baking it. The whole family loved it. Like the Dish of Theseus.

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Murder Inc is happening this week! Wednesday in Leeds @ Seven Arts, 7:30pm! Thursday in Manchester @ Lock 91, 7:30pm!

Evri's mixed font logo makes it looks like a psychopath has your package and is gonna ransom it back to you whilst taunting journalists.

Marriage is mostly racing to be the first one to say 'that's you' when you see a weirdo in life or on TV.

Tomorrow in Manchester! Comedy, improv, murder, mystery. @murderinccomedy.bsky.social

White Lotus but in Center Parcs

We did this in Leeds last week and it was a nonsense riot! Come see us at ALIS - a brilliant gig and always so much fun!

Skipton! This Friday March 28th. Come to the beautiful Town Hall to watch the silliest ever crime noir play. We have stickers. #skipton #theatre #comedy

All that plus they used emojis.

Re: Tesco Screen Wipes, just use a sizers to cut them dope.

There’s a handful of tickets left for tonight. Bursting into life as a digital asset, they live for only a few short weeks, hoping to pair off with a human and reach a hilarious climax together. Book now, and help a lonely ticket fulfil its destiny: wegottickets.com/event/646615

Doing a rewatch of the brilliant #Hacks. On second viewing, Ava is really reminding me of Brian from Family Guy.

This is a very, very silly show.

Do you want to be distracted by something very funny and entertaining for an hour tomorrow? Then do I have the show for you? #manchester #Salford #comedy #theatre www.fatsoma.com/e/f4jb6toi/t...

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OK. I'm not allowed to pet you unless you sniff my hand 400 times and approve but you're allowed to totally step on my boob with your litter-foot. Great accord we have going on here. #cats

Watching the USA Traitors...whilst still great television, I don't dig it being cast with all the reality stars. I prefer the British style of it being all a bunch of normies. Don't mind the antipodean versions having a couple celebs mixed in...

I think we should, at least in some regards, remain mysteries to ourselves. Like...what if I tried on some of those toe-shoes. Where all your toes have their own little sections...what if I LOVED it? I don't want to know this.

I know what it's like to be those astronauts who were supposed to be gone for 8 days and are now stuck up there for 6 months because I've been caught out by Manchester football traffic.

We can agree to disagree on things like films and pizza toppings. But not on things like this. If you voted for Pete on Strictly, please unfollow me. #StrictlyComeDancing

Annoyed to see Montell in the bottom again. She's brilliant. Love watching her and Johannes every week. #StrictlyComeDancing

Great day Friday at @mcmcomiccon.bsky.social Birmingham with the awesome DorksnOrks @miramanga.bsky.social @katemccabe.bsky.social @philipscomedy.bsky.social

If the BBC would like to scout for new talent to replace Gregg Wallace, please know that I am available. I have been eating for over 4 decades. I enjoy flavours. I kept a mint plant alive for a year in my house once. #MasterChef

Very agree. Help us @andyburnham.bsky.social . My train into town was cancelled today. AGAIN.

Black Friday is the day after Thanksgiving. If you didn’t have to sit through a really awkward family dinner with a turkey that was simultaneously woefully overdone and pathogenically undercooked, then you don’t get to shop for “bargains.” Looking at you, New Zealand.

Very excited that Dorks n Orks are heading to @mcmcomiccon.bsky.social Birmingham this Friday

I think we should all be blocking/muting science/nature/wildlife/pet accounts that try to pass AI off as reality. The world is beautiful and interesting enough. We don't need to falsify it. Don't be dumb, guys.

I don't think this place is gonna be our salvation. People will continue to have differences of opinion and will sometimes be bad at communication/cynical/cruel. But let's try to keep this place at LEAST bot and AI free, fellow kids. Here's my cat.

Not even book jackets?