Eventually, #snluk will have a five-timers club for hosts and Hannah Waddingham should be their first member.

Got this on Merlin today. Love birdwatching, me.

Right now, in America, I'm most grateful that all of our table water comes packed to the brim with ice cubes so I can use them to offset this absolutely shite and tepid airport chardonnay. #suffering #gratitude

Saw lots of birds of prey on my trip home this week but unfortunately I don't know what any of them are because from underneath, most of them look like shadow puppets.

TBF to him, a lot of male authors struggle to write in the female voice.

This is a very long but very wonderful article about bread and restaurants and taste and history and economics. I know I'm late to share it. Others already have. But I was lollygagging my way through it, enjoying every paragraph. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

Yeah yeah happy Earth Day. But when is it MARS day?

Not many tickets left for next week’s Murder Inc presents: Cirque Du Slay 🎪🎟️ An improvised comedy murder-mystery set at a circus? Yes please! 🤩 Book now: wegottickets.com/event/696401 #stockport #comedy #improv #murdermystery

Weird they keep asking Tim Peake space questions. I wanna know who killed Laura Palmer.

WellWoman should make a Pinot Grigio. #womenshealth #selfcare

#SNLUK was off to a great start. Happy to see it. Now...what we need is the patience of the public to understand that they won't ALL be funny. That's part of the institution. If you want this awesome thing, you have to bear with it sometimes sucking, because that's how it works.

It’s Thursday 19 March, Stockport will see highs of 17°C and Thread will be filled with 120dB of laughter. Have a lovely day, Stopfordians, we’ll see you this evening. 🌞 Murder Inc. presents: Box Office Hit Tickets (£10): wegottickets.com/event/693268 ❤️ #stockport #comedy #improv #murdermystery

Interested in different improv formats? @mancimprovbuzz.bsky.social is a great account to follow to check out what's going on in Manchester and the surrounding environs. Whilst I'm on about it....come see both short form and an Armando this Wednesday wegottickets.com/event/695830/

VOTE SMERSH

Oldham, some daft shenanigans are on offer tomorrow... #comedy #thingstodo #fringetheatre hla.oldham.gov.uk/event/liveth...

Call the Midwife has been on the air for so long. First series depicted the 1950s. Current series is set in 2078.

New Toddits! youtu.be/ioSFkvmN0N8?...

Pen15 was one of the funniest shows of the last decade and there's no way for me to own it in the UK. Sad.

nobody wants to talk about it, but I think ice is just way too slippery to do sports on.

Wow, these AI caricatures are incredible. Really great trend.

Supporting Team USA whilst also being a good global citizen. #olympics

Good people of the Doncaster environs. Come see my daft play. I co-wrote and co-star in it and it's fast, it's dumb, it's real fun. #doncaster #thingstodo #theatre doncasterlittletheatre.co.uk/events/the-n...

oh no, the fake ass pixelbux crypto nonsense techcoinz are worth fewer real dollars than usual? wow, really makes you think

When Gonzo dies a lot of chickens will come forward, sadly. Be ready for it.

Catherine O'Hara was one of the best. I'm also grateful that her comedy collaborators cast her in projects knowing that she would shine. Lotta dudes out there aren't so eager to let women steal some laughs is all.

Murder Inc return to Thread on Thursday 19th February for Decomposed, a comedy murder-mystery set in an orchestra. 🎻 Last week’s show was both FAB and SOLD OUT, so don’t leave it too late to get your tickets. 🙂 🎟️ stockportcomedy.short.gy/decomp-show #stockport #comedy #comedyclub

We’ve got loads of great comedy coming up at Thread in the next few weeks. Let’s make the market place rock with laughter 😃 Check out what’s on: stockportcomedy.short.gy/sk-shows #stockport #comedy

Which part of the pear represents things going wrong when things go 'pear-shaped'? The slender oval top or the ba-donk-a-donk round bottom?

Kate. Kate McCabe.

Less than two weeks until our next comedy murder mystery! Murder Inc presents: Louvre & Let Live Thurs 22nd January at Thread 🎟️ stockportcomedy.short.gy/louvre-laugh #stockport #comedy #improv #murdermystery

All it takes is one bad gig.

Hello everyone. Keir Starmer, Lad Lawyer, here. Just to say that if you have enjoyed Smersh Pod's 2025 output, why not tell everyone? Why not review and rate on your platform of choice? Why not join the Patreon?

Same, girl.

Loved chatting about this...one of my faves even out of season.

A CHRISTMAS STORY with @katemccabe.bsky.social shows.acast.com/smershpod/ep...

LIVE dates through the end of November. Come through and feel good about supporting live comedy!

DON'T do it, idiots. It's a scam. You let them in your house and they'll steal your laptops and jewellery. They're wearing masks for crying out loud.

That said, we did a Hallowe'en show in Kendal today and it's genuinely reassuring that @katemccabe.bsky.social's vampire shows up in the mirror photos. (Also argh, loophole, she's 🧛‍♀️definitely🧛‍♀️ been invited into the building if we've booked her for a set.)

The first episode is out now! With the wonderful guests @tobyhadoke.bsky.social @katemccabe.bsky.social and #katiemitchell tinyurl.com/2bhhh29s

Kendal! Families of Cumbria! We're bringing #halfterm #Halloween comedy goodness to Brewery Arts on Wednesday 29th October, with @runitalwar.bsky.social, David Hoare, and @seanmason87.bsky.social & @katemccabe.bsky.social from @totallyimprovised.bsky.social! 🎟️ www.breweryarts.co.uk/event/comedy...

In the Cotswolds performing a two-man play with the brilliant @katemccabe.bsky.social. What a lovely theatre this is!

Gigged in Cheltenham recently and they told me that, historically, it was a Spa town but it looked more Waitrose-y to me.

DIRTY DANCING with @katemccabe.bsky.social shows.acast.com/smershpod/ep...

Back with the wonderful @katemccabe.bsky.social to talk about NOTHING.

Next week...

Me feeling the change in the air, in tune with the seasons and my senses, smelling pumpkin spice on the first day of September.

I don't give a shit about the logo. But shouldn't we be storing our crackers in Sistema boxes nowadays?

Murder Inc tomorrow in MCR. Comedy. Improv. Murder Mystery...set at a dog show. wegottickets.com/event/668164