Poor little guy probably had to fend off some Australian nightmare like a spider that rips off its own face and throws it at you, injecting you with venom while you're frozen in horror

I got lost in a strange wombat's burrow. It had everything. Comfy couches. Food trucks. A three legged armadillo. The Starbucks lady. A lamp shaped like like Charlie Murphy with Unity on the forehead. But for serious, I've effectively cut out all social media

There were protesters outside the tesla dealership in Plano. Only two, but it still pleasantly caught me by surprise

NO KINGS is extremely effective because it’s simple, an extremely widely held belief, and gets right to the core of Trump’s assault without having to use words lots of people don’t understand

Do NOT obey in advance

How did I totally space on the fact that MURDERBOT is getting a TV show?!? I'm going to have to sign back up for Apple TV+, 😮‍💨

When you're too fascist for the far-right. Yikes

More miscarriages and dead women, but at least the price of eggs... oh

Remember when Elon fired that Icelandic guy Halli who had a massive golden parachute, so he had to backtrack rapid time? These people (Musk, Trump, all their shitfucks) never learn because they never suffer real consequences. 2021 was the chance to do just that. But, nooooo

"Intestate commerce is socialism!" signs coming to a right-wing march near you

Does Elon know that?

Hey, @schumer.senate.gov , it's time to shut down all the unanimous consent bullshit

If they take my SSRIs, I'm gonna burn that place down

I heard about a parent that rewarded their kids with a dollar for every book they read. I need to do that

Listen, ya need more of this sort of thing, but "sent a letter" is a fucking joke. Oh no! Not a letter! "Arkansas democrats PROTECTED THEIR STATE'S TEETH by keeping fluoride in the water." Explain the benefit, not just the action. "Democrats failed to block Tulsi" isn't a great look, btw

"I just can't believe a republican would lie. No, I'm not naive. It was a committee hearing, nobody lies in committee hearings" @vanhollen.senate.gov apparently

If the @democrats.org don't fumble this budget fight, I might just die from shock!

Elon is that script kiddie who figured out how to regedit and thinks he's hot shit. What a fake, lol

What could be more American than usurping minority successes to benefit rich white dudes?

The federal courts have nearly ZERO power of enforcement. Accepting judicial review lasts exactly as long as the executive wants to listen to it. Ffs, we were talking about this during his first fucking term. @democrats.org are criminally incompetent

When the robot overlords come for you, remember to respond with "I'm fucking in charge now" and they'll short circuit

Just saw a farmer say, "you don't have to admit you were wrong, you have to admit you were lied to, " and idk that seems like a good framing to call people in

The racist doge guy is just a “kid” but Trayvon Martin was a dangerous “man.”

"Lick my produce, meatnuts" is my new favorite phrase

I'd like to see more writing on how the Musk/Trump junta feels like a frontal attack on the entire concept of virtue, in even the most traditional senses. They are actively demonizing and punishing everyone who doesn't worship Mammon.

A pretty decent article about how the @democrats.org as a party fuckin suck right now because they don't stand for anything www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Archie Bunker would be proud

Popular or not Dems cannot bend on the need for trans people to be treated with basic humanity and respect. If we give up that because the right made trans people unpopular, we give up everything. They’ll dice us group by group like a salami. We die on this hill or we die alone in a ditch

Could really use @darthbluesky.bsky.social right about now 😮‍💨

The thing is, Musk and Trump are totally okay with killing and sickening people, as long as it isn't them

My kingdom for a functioning opposition party!

Funny how the Republicans managed to get so much of what they wanted when they were out of power, but democrats can't seem to do any of those things

This is why I'm pissed off at EVERY Democratic senator. @wyden.senate.gov @sanders.senate.gov @warren.senate.gov @schumer.senate.gov - you're ALL capitulating at a critical juncture, out of fear that fascists will call you mean names

I think the fascists who are now carrying out a coup in the US have spent the last 8 years conducting a Criminal Interview of the Democratic party. They've concluded, correctly, that the Democrats are incapable of making the mental shift required to do what's necessary to defend themselves. 5/

Please ignore typos during the fall of Democracy I will care more about typos when we rise back up

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

Literally ten years later. Motherfuckers, he said he was gonna!

"I'm still punk as fuck" I say to myself as I finally file my homestead exemption

It's not that they were caught flat-footed. They (every one of them in a leadership position) simply DO NOT CARE

Let's list off things more effectively blocking trump than the democrats! I'll go first! Captain Underpants

Disrupting markets, streamlining operations, improving productivity, department restructuring, reducing redundancies. All of these things are code for "fuck the middle class"

Nearly every Democratic senator: “What Trump is doing is dangerous and unprecedented. He shouldn’t do it. And that is why I am voting for his nominees and going home for the weekend.”

People are skeeting! They're skeeting so enthusiastically like I've never seen! Clay pigeon sales are through the roof!

Well it's a good thing they're on top of things and have a sense of urgency 🙄

These motherfuckers right here, istg

if constituents don't complain, Dems will interpret that as us being okay with it and not feel compelled to adjust their behavior. this is time to allow people to speak their minds. that is democracy. telling people to shut up is the opposite of that.

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My father used to tell me "they're all bums" when he'd talk about politicians. At the time, I thought he used it to justify voting republican. I still think that, but he's also right. Bunch of shitheads