My head assploded and harsh words came out after reading the ABCs stupidest ever 730 report on EVs

This 👇🏽

How was the first dish not more creative, original & better executed technically than the second dish? #MasterChefAU #LeqaaWasRobbed

Oh I know why. Angus Taylor rang up Andy and told him that having a Yemeni-Australian on wouldn't be socially cohesive. Typical 2026ism.

WTF????

I can see Leqaa making it to finals week. #MasterchefAU

Grace's style brings back some treasured (and blurry) memories. #MasterchefAU

Did Andy just say "have you dusted off yesterday"? (I shaved off tomorrow, earlier - does that count?) #MasterchefAU

#MasterchefAU is one of the best fuck-you’s to Pauline Hanson and Angus Taylor’s anti-immigration racism too. As the whole nation cheers on people of Malaysian, Nigerian, Peruvian, Greek background and so much more - celebrating their heritage and their culture joyously and deliciously.

I've cooked for dinner parties where ghe main is a simple bread and filling many times. If you do it properly and handmake everything, it is pretty cool. #MasterchefAU

Duck's a tricky one, so fuck off. (He was so close) #MasterchefAU

Watch the brave policemen gang up to arrest a frail old man. 2026, eh? #auspol www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...

Caramelised Onion Tarte Tatin Tarte Tatin can be savoury not just sweet. This is gooey yum on crispy pastry. Check tomorrow for the rosemary puff pastry recipe. (Access via subscription/free trial) www.skool.com/food-cooking...

Thanks for that, Holly.

Morning Skywalkers

If a year ever needed Masterchef, it is 2026. Devenir Gris, JC. #MasterchefAU

Vanilla Panna Cotta Aim for the wobble! Recipes for Vanilla Panna Cotta & Coconut Vanilla Panna Cotta What’s your favourite flavour? (Access via subscription/free trial) www.skool.com/food-cooking...

Whose values, exactly? www.thenewdaily.com.au/news/politic...

As it continues to wean itself off fossil fuels, the #UK has been setting new #renewable energy generation records, while also pushing its share of imported #energy to the lowest level since 2004.

All he’s got. My @smh cartoon.

Sorbet Sweet and creamy - with no cream! Two recipes - Mango & Yuzu Sorbet AND Strawberry, Lemon Myrtle & Limoncello Sorbet What is your favourite flavour? (Access via subscription/free trial) www.skool.com/food-cooking...

Morning Skywalkers Anyone else got this stuck in their head this morning, thanks to the Orange Fuckwit? At least it's a brilliant song...

Chai-Nuts Like a cup of chai in bikkie/cookie form. Includes new tricky flavour enhancing technique - which may revolutionise your baking completely! (And I do not say that lightly) (Access via subscription/free trial) www.skool.com/food-cooking...

Morning Skywalkers

We should not move on from the President threatening to annihilate a civilization.

Iran war live: Israeli attacks on Lebanon threaten US-Iran ceasefire talks https://aje.news/7qj5i9

#iranwar #satire @ghostlyverse.bsky.social @southerngirlinnj.bsky.social

John Lyons "Of the thousands of words US President Donald Trump posts on social media, often in the middle of the night, one sentence is coming back to haunt him: "A whole civilisation will die tonight, never to be brought back again."

Morning Skywalkers Woke up and wondered how the fuck no one saw Israel bombing Lebanon as a boiling point for the cease fire? Glad that Penny is deeply concerned. Thanks Minister. Either way, I made a new friend over my Morning cuppa. Straya, eh?

No idea why this account has hardly any followers.

Australia has awarded $78 mil in genocide grants to F-35 suppliers, like US manufacturer Northrop Grumman. The F35 jet is critical to the illegal war on Iran and Israel’s genocide in Gaza. Important from @sstephanietrann.bsky.social & @michaelwestbiz.bsky.social michaelwest.com.au/genocide-gra...

Trump's insider opened a $52M oil short position right before the US-Iran peace deal announcement, making $174 million in just 3 hours. It's pure graft! Corruption! It's all one giant insider stock futures trading scheme. They all need prison.

Morning Skywalkers

Morning Skywalkers After waking up to yet another WTF TACO moment, I turned off the TV, made a cuppa and sat on the deck. Ratboy walked over, and suddenly the last few weeks made sense. Donald Trump is a cat.

Yep 🤬

Is Steven Erlanger a work experience kid, @nytimes.com? Send him straight back to school! NATO: North ATLANTIC Treaty Organization.

Morning Skywalkers I could drive from Leongatha to Yarram and pass through 7 or 8 towns like Foster, all being fucked over by that Orange Idiot. This is a longish read, but captures the sombre mood out here quite well. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...

He is hilarious. #auspol

On this day in 1977, the final episode of The Talons of Weng Chiang was broadcast.

Surely you're not telling me a proxy for the Australian Labor Party would have an interest in legitimising Pauline Hanson's One Nation and expanding the Overton window to include them. I am shocked. Shocked

Everything is fine.

Allowing 3 gambling ads per hour is not a crackdown, Guardian. Everyone knows your editorial policy is rusty AF, but there are limits to reader credulity.

FFS @albomp.bsky.social you didn’t even tell people to bring a towel. #Auspol #DontPanic.

On the plus side, I don't think Winston Churchill's reputation as giving the best rousing speeches in history is under threat. #auspol

"If you can, catch the tram or train." Thanks for that, Captain Obvious. #auspol

Angus Taylor whining on #AfternoonBriefing that he doesn't know if our navy has the capacity to go to the Gulf... ...even though Andrew Hastie talked about our navy in detail on #Insiders this week. Well done Angus. #auspol

Some advice, hopefully helpful, for dealing with the end of the world.

LarissaW on #AfternoonBriefing just now giving a good account of The Greens positions. She was willing to call out Albo's Trump worship becoming more pathetic by the day, as well as calling out the ALP support for a genocidal regime. #auspol

NSW Premier Minns has suggested Australia turn to electric cars. If the ALP had worked with the Greens for the last decade or so . . . never mind. #AusPol

A statement on behalf of the Australian Cartoonists Association regarding James Hillier aka Nordacious and the QLD Government: