Worth a read. Mali is definitely shaping up to be the weasel of 2026. #auspol www.crikey.com.au/2026/01/13/a...

Morning Skywalkers. Et tu, Albo? #auspol

Morning Skywalkers. In the 1990s, the weak minded and gullible believed that aliens built the pyramids. It was a far more innocent time...

Just saw @instanterudite.bsky.social on ABC talking about Adelaide Writer's Week. ICYMI, it's probably going to be a Writer's Afternoon and Malinauskas is has his tail between his legs. Profoundly sad that this has happened, but now everyone knows what happens when you fuck with bibliophiles...

Morning Skywalkers. No one saw this coming... www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Has Carse ever bowled a yorker in his career? Asking for a friend. #Ashes

Exactly this.

Morning Skywalkers. 2026, eh?

Well done, Jacob. An Ashes century is enough for a knighthood these days, so you can throw your wicket away now. #Ashes

Morning Skywalkers. Happy Douglas Adams Day, Melbourne. #melbourneweather

Morning Skywalkers. Last night I dragged out my howitzer, bombed my neighbour's farm and stole their biggest cow. I was worried that this made me a criminal, but Mark Butler on ABC breakfast news explained that I only MIGHT have broken the law. Thanks, Mark. #auspol

Morning Skywalkers.

I'll just leave this here, Albo. #auspol

Neither team have a specialist spinner for this test. #Ashes

An Instagram post by Sherele Moody. #FamilyViolence #MurderedWomenInAustralia

Morning Skywalkers.

FB Memories reminded me I created this little dish 2 years ago…Tempura Quail Egg in Summer Garden Pickled Cauliflower || Carrot Purée || Cucumber || Tomato | Asparagus || White Pearl Mushroom || Nasturtium || Walnut Rye Sauce #food #foodporn

Greg Jericho: “So let’s not let those who want to keep feathering their very plush nests get away with pretending that they are doing it hard scrabble. Albanese was quick to argue that being on $200,000 yr did not make you rich. It was a very silly statement then and remains silly now.”

Morning Skywalkers.

In 1984, Tim Marcus Clark took the reins at the SA Bank. By 1988, every knew that it was bleeding billions. Everyone. RC followed, Premier John Bannon said "I can't recall" about 150 times and got away with it. There have been other pointless RCs, but hey, keep calling for one. #auspol

Thai Red Curry Chicken Dim SIm

Waffles with Rosella Flower Syrup

Chocolate, salted caramel & vanilla twist doughnut

Crispy Fried Crocodile on Saltbush Waffles

So many new types of madeleines this year.

Rosella Flower Panna Cotta

Time line cleanse - my satsuma plum tree.

Morning Skywalkers.

England batsmen quite clearly adapted to the conditions. So fair call, they deserved to win. But that was not test cricket. WTF was it? #Ashes

If 3 batsmen decide to bazball it today, England will win. I don't begrudge them a win, but JFC, IT IS NOT FUCKING CRICKET. Shame on the curator. Shame. #Ashes

I'm going to mow the lawn (which is something a certain cricket ground curator might like to try, sometime) #Ashes

Australia in control at 8 for 120. Yes, I thought I'd be saying that one day... #Ashes

Morning Skywalkers. Shoutout to whichever ABC typesetter described Teump as "Zelenskyy's US counterpart" on breakfast news this morning.

Tippy go is for the kids, Cameron... #ausveng #ashes

Glad the stats for Tongue's RR were shown after 5 balls. I was trying to work it out... #ausveng

My friend coco sent me this image on Facebook bless her 😝

Ferrero Rocher inspired Madeleines - Burnt Butter & Hazelnut Madeleines with Dark Chocolate Ganache Centres, topped with Hazelnut Chocolate & Hazelnuts. #food #foodporn #baking #madeleines

Morning Skywalkers

Morning Skywalkers. #auspol

DOG DEATH TOLL RISES TO 104 💔 Three-year-old greyhound Goldstar Koda died of a heart attack immediately after his race on Nov 26 in Queensland, becoming the 104th dog killed on-track in 2025. He sustained "an acute cardiac incident in the catching pen". #Dogs #QldPol #AusPol #DogsofBsky #Animals

Stanlake just bowled Konstas, who tried to pull a ball hurtling to the top of off stump, out into the deep. No matter how many times I see a cross-bat shot in the #BBL, I can still hear my U11 coach screaming.

BK is spot on (again). One of my mates out here has 2 guns. One for rabbits and foxes, one for wild goats and wild pigs. But in 2025, it's legal for someone not remotely rural to own 6 guns? Fucking why? #auspol www.crikey.com.au/2025/12/16/b...

Morning Skywalkers. Sussan Ley is on ABC breakfast right now showing everybody how to turn a message of sympathy and solidarity into political snarking. #auspol

Ahh, Christianised Pagan Rituals...

Morning Skywalkers. According to ABC Breakfast News, Price might be defecting to ON to run in Barnaby's seat. #auspol

Someone who lives by the WWLRD creed... (What Would Linda Reynolds Do)

Apparently I developed my signature macarons 3 years ago….

Apple Cider Vinegar is worth a watch, if you haven't already. Then there is this: www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...