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there's something sort of perversely satisfying that even these yale investment banker freaks get their marching orders from a brain dead bubble boy who thinks there's some kind of "walmart report" and have to go out there and ape him by saying the most feeble childlike lies

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Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, emerged from his outer shell to condemn Zohran Mamdani. “Zohran needs to denounce his call for violence against the Jewish people,” said Lavos, as the doors of doom opened behind him

Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky

Andrew Cuomo is afraid he'll lose, so his donors want you to fear me. His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard. This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.

"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."

@jonbois.bsky.social watching climate change

My awesome idea for the day is that the NBA should make an expansion team in Halifax Nova Scotia, so that their games would start at 6pm Eastern. They could be called the Shit Hawks.

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