An inflatable Planetarium my friend helps out with had been stolen from the Uni of Herts www.instagram.com/p/DB1rGSqI3b...

Yeah, why not?

I shall call her Benita

Question for 80s/90s kids. When did is flip from being uncool carrying your rucksack on both shoulders to the thing to do?

Son, 13, playing Xbox with his mates. “You know what annoys me? The sacking of the library of Alexandria.”

FFS, lovely dream and just before I wake up some twat ruins it by driving too fast and running a lamb’s head over. Really set me up for today, that has.

Really surprised when this came up in Release Radar. Thought they’d packed it in 30 years ago open.spotify.com/album/1PS5md...

Went to see the Sistine Chapel and the best bit was this guy

‘Durable cucumber’

Is there such a thing as Door bluesky?

Just woke up to see my phone clock tip over from 03:00 to 02:01

Dendrochronology xkcd.com/2847

At the barbers with 15 getting his Oakey cut

Yeah, going to sleep with my nicotine patch on was not a good idea

I don't why its always the elderly who are quoted as being unable to use smartphones. They've existed at least 20 years, so the elderly have had far longer to get their heads round them than my 12 year old son. And he's also had to learn how to eat solid food, crawl, walk, talk and read in that time

Quote skeet with a picture of graffiti from your phone

Quote skeet with a picture of water you took

Quote skeet with a photo of water you took

Quote skeet with a photo of water you took

Well, that was a nice 13 walk home from work

A Maniac

Forgot to post this one. No matter, everyone hates playlists anyway spotify.link/mzIK7YgO1Db

Whoops, been in the bath reading for two hours. Bit wrinkly

Home for tonight

I’ve been a Beaver, Cub and Scout leader, moving up as my son has moved up. Unlike the younger ages I’m finding Explorers really hard as it’s making me sad I’m not young any more.

First they came for the vowels nd dd nt spk t, Thn thy cm fr th cnsnnts .

I’ve just discovered that #tags don’t hyperlinks here, but they do get used for creating searches for feeds

Dog posting

Acorn tortoise. #art

🤣🤣🤣🤣

How Billie Ray Martin isn’t a bigger star, I really don’t know spotify.link/I9UPL1XdmDb

Introduce yourself with some jobs you’ve done apart from the one you do now: Ovaltine counter Dog food shoveler Intercontinental Windows 2000 installer

To bed, to sleep the sleep of the righteous

Great album to listen to on a late night flit to Filey. Knackered now, can’t drive at night like I could in my yoof

Quoteskeet with you in sunglasses (Failing to get the angry right wing bloke look quite right)

Why doesn’t Elon charge people who don’t use Twitter, it’s a faster-growing market segment.

Does anyone else’s dog only decide they want to sniff the amazing smell when they’ve gone 10 feet beyond it?

Ocean Drive - Lighthouse Family Makes me so angry how insipid it is

“I was not attempting to escape from Wandsworth prison. I was just relaxing lying on the floor outside, wearing a fetching outfit I’d made out of bedsheets, when, to my surprise, a food truck drove over me, caught hold of my sheet outfit and dragged me out of the prison gates.”

Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.

horrifying people in the hellthread with bird facts so I'll do more fucked up animal facts. moray eels have pharyngeal jaws. most fish do, but in most fish they don't move. morays send theirs out like the Xenomorph. This was not discovered until AFTER Alien came out.