Come on, Bluesky! Let’s get this bag of tortellini home!

Spirit… had money before?

{incredulously at the potluck} Oh, oh, I see... so you'll all drink Josh Wine but nobody's touched the Jeff's Milk I brought??

Can’t get a bead on the vibe here and I don’t care, I feel free.

A wine called Josh? What’s next a Josh called wine?

Hall Mops Car Bastards

Has Bluesky had its weird twitter phase yet?

Happy Know Nut November

Reluctantly crouched At the starting line Parsley Sage Rosemary and thyme

The Albanese gummy bears are plotting something and one day I’m going to find out what it is

Crazy how Elon Musk is the name of an awful man and not a drugstore cologne.

You ever have a therapy session so intense you feel like you should leave a tip

What kind of stuff do people like here I just wanna be popular