You are offered a seat at the table. You can take the seat and make changes to the table. You can take the seat and do nothing. You can refuse the seat and build your own table. You can refuse the seat and bitch about how the table isn't being the type of table you want it to be and do nothing.

I've been called weird A snob A weird snob A b*tch, a c*nt, and more. Rarely to my face Always through other channels Channels I eventually realized Reveled in the hurt it would cause secondhand I operate on Good Faith I continue to operate on Good Faith It is the only Faith I have

Have any normal ideas? Go fish! #burlesque Photo by Stanky Chicken

I don't actually have only good ideas. I just say that for television.

Ready for more shenanigans and fun with @everiotartist.bsky.social at Bourbon City Steam this weekend? We certainly are!

Blood sport or blood play? Both sound more fun than they end up. Judith decapitated. Artemisia painted.

The sun and the moon.

Is this hard mode? My first thought was Reanimator or Moulin Rouge.

Content! Come get your content!

Our Bourbon City Steam Schedule!

The best book to read while house hunting with your partner

They are a 10 but only refer to sexual activity as Canoodling

Misogyny? Is there a mister ogyny in the picture?

Yeah, olive oil and cheese and pastries can make you a little fat. Yeah, sunshine gives you wrinkles and wine ruins your liver and spending money on pretty things eats up your savings. But unfortunately, I've decided to enjoy life anyways

So many cannabis ads. Who knew I'd be surrounded by more pot heads in the south than in California.

I know people say their favorite sin is lust. But I'd argue it's gluttony. The problem is people only think gluttony pertains to food. But in all things I'm insatiable.

When a coworker says Good Flag in a meeting I resist asking what color it is.

A love without loss? No. A love through all the loss.

If I could tear myself to pieces and just give them to those who need me to be devoted to them - I would be akin to a puzzle in seconds.

Why do white cis straight male content creators exist? Go do stock exchange.

I always turn off my work meeting camera when I'm eating. Not out of shame. But I feel like that should be a paid service.

Coachella is why the gods have abandoned us. Because they've made hedonism capitalist.

I took a nap and it betrayed me.

Someone has pointed out that Elle Woods's Dad in #legallyblonde is drinking a martini at her graduation which is probably at like 10 am and I can't stop thinking about it.

Busy April Ahead!

Apple blossom trees Branches with the fleurs

Slapping people with bedazzled fish is my new kink.

Stupid Cupid stop picking on me! I loved altering this jacket to be cupid themed without being typical. It may not have translated enough for the audience but it is a beautiful piece of work regardless. Photos by Pete Mecozzi Photography

Heading home today. Masked and tired but content.

It is a travel day! Arizona bound.

The yearly trip to Arizona is nearly here! Get ready for wild wild (West con) burlesque & drag show!

Jeffrey Combs as Herbert West - my baby girl. Jeffrey Combs as Crawford Tillinghast - my darling girl failure. Either way - adorable.

Whenever I hear someone talk about Tucker Carlson I get confused because I thought he was murdered. And I realize I confused him with Charlie Kirk. They're both just so insufferable.

Chat GPT ads make the humans using it seem so stupid. What do you mean you don't know how read the back of a book or write a fucking thank you letter. How do you function?

Burlesque class with no context. Sometimes you create a moose! And then you murder that moose.

Smoke & Queers March 13 8pm Second Story - Covington KY No cover! Bring your tips!

What a delightful write up! We have plans to make this bigger (and run smoother) already in the works!

Being a snob is a matter of taste. Photo by Capture the Moment

Hot Take- Some men are photographers and some just have a nice camera and good models. 😬

I think I just have to accept my role as Pop Culture Hater.

When a performer has the first name of one artist you like and the last name of a different artist you like and your brain just makes static sounds trying to figure out which one of three people they are.

IG reels are not a good substitution for tiktok. Ive blocked over 600 accounts in two weeks for Ai, religion, or weight loss. What. The. Fuck.

The Fourth Annual Tippy Golden Teacup Awards will be presented Friday night during a free live streaming event. The awards recognize accomplishments by #steampunk luminaries. @madameaskew.bsky.social @teagrandarbiter.bsky.social @everiotartist.bsky.social steampunk-explorer.com/news/fourth-...

I love being off the ground when doing rope. It's a comfort and a challenge in equal measure. #shibari

Herbert West is the embodiment of Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss. While also being BabyGirl. In this essay, I will....

Turns out I'm easy to love.

New bio tag lines I have acquired: Too hot for Meta. Approved by Mothman. A Morbid Treasure #burlesque #taglines

Cross over episodes of Pommer and Nyssa are going well.

Good morning

Today has felt like wearing wet jeans.