Lassie, what’s that?! An incident at the dick sucking factory?! Come quick? I always do!

🎵 I am going to claw out your eyes And drown you to death 🎵 Honestly one of the hottest things a woman could ever say to me

Hop in the shower with me

Morning boobs

As a woman in her thirties my current special interest is women in their thirties

I made this

Small titty jiggles

Trolling my partner once again

I wasn't into Moros in Hades 2 before, but hello beautiful 👀

Finished the Hades 2 story and damn that was good. At 10ish hours in I thought it was good but a clear step down from 1, but now I consider it just as great 💜

I never would've dreamed of having tits like this Im so lucky

The girl/the cat butt she's currently seeing lol

*lubing up a pistol and hum-singing to myself* 🎵 girls just wanna fuck guh-uns Girls just wanna fuck guuuuuns🎵

The fembots from Austin Powers but after they shoot me they fuck me ro death with their anatomically correct pussies as I bleed out 🥵

Good morning, suck these titties

remember, if the dick sucking factory demands that you spit you’re being alienated from the fruits of your labor

I woke up an no one was sucking my titties

this might be my new favorite photo of myself lol

If I text you like this it means I like you

You are truly blessed to see this today Sound on, love

Getting further on Hades 2 and Nemesis is a huge bitch to me every time I see her God I hope I can romance her

Going on a little coffee date with a cis man for the first time since transitioning Wish him luck lol

be a faggot. be a pervert. enjoy life

*Me cuddling my partner completely normal* Get touched, faggot 😌

Finally playing Hades 2 and I find Artemis is the sister of Melinoë? The only kinda sister I wanna be with Artemis is a scissor sister

Just lay your pretty head on my breast and let me take care of you

I do love a little shadow play with breasts pics

Im not sure what the best part of this picture is

Good morning, breasts lovers

Me flirting with a 24 year old trans woman: When I was a kid grocery store paper bags were actually thick and sturdy. . . Know what is thick and sturdy though?

The hair is what really sells this as dyke to me

I had a 4th date and did sex stuff with a trans woman who hasn't had sex in years because of sexual trauma. It feels so good to be trusted by someone to help them through that 🥹💜

When Beyoncé says 🎵 take all of me, I just want to be the kind of girl you like🎵 I cant help but think shes a trans woman top

I visited Chicago today for pc parts which was a 5 hour round trip, and I like to think that I personally cursed the Bears to lose tonight 💅

I cum fat loads still as a trans woman (without supplements even) and someday y'all will get to see that

Idk why I post my grungiest pics to social media but enjoy perverts

I play League of Legends because if I didn't I'd be too cool for anyone to ever date me. Everyone would be intimidated by my aura But I do play LoL so my coolness level is 2 out of 100 💅

Everyone should root for the Bears to win the Super Bowl & here’s why: 11/2/2016: the Cubs win World Series 11/8/2016: Orange Fuckface wins the election 2017-2026: Literal Hell If Bears win the SB it will close the loop on whatever black magic curse allowed the Cubs to win & end this nightmare

*Me sitting around my place* Omg life sucks, why am I never happy? *me hanging out with a friend* Omg life is great yippeeeee! :D

Re-sharing because these low effort pics actually slap hard Also how the fuck are my boobs getting so big 😳

Why is there not a tongue on me during my work break?

It so embarrassing when I think I have a cat hair on my face and it turns out to be one of my hairs Like damn maybe im the dirty, hairy bitch fr fr

Will my tits ever not be sore? - an Andi Mears story

I think my next sexual goal in life is to sexually beat the shit out of a pathetic woman sub, and to get sexually beaten the shit out of by a dominant fem in the same day

Pooping is a scam dont do it Big Agriculture just wants you to dispose of your previous nutrients so you need to eat more

Hey, if you need to work out anything by projecting your complicated feelings about an older woman (disappointed teacher, mean older sister, a disinterested ex), I've got you 💜

Oh hey im very soft and squeezable btw

HAPPY NUDE DEER 🍾

Happy new year, sluts