Ah sweet, fresh horrors at the grocery store

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Lightning Bolt @ Knockdown Center

lightning hockey is back tomorrow

The Courettes @ TV Eye

Frankie & the Witch Fingers + Population II @ Music Hall of Williamsburg

Sayonara Wild Hearts was released six years ago on this day.

Trans rights are not the rights of a tiny minority, trans rights are everyone’s rights to self-determination, control of our bodies, and a society where opportunity and aesthetics are not restricted by sex assigned at birth You should support and defend trans people because trans people are people

"Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a 'significant cognitive disadvantage' compared to those who do use the tech."

TV on the Radio, Sudan Archives, Hannibal Buress @ Under the K Bridge

Peelander-Z @ Littlefield

Random wishes, not predictions, for Apple event: - 4K spatial video recording on iPhone - Native Apple Intelligence on Apple Watch, no need for paired iPhone - New Apple TV retains Ethernet port

Unwound @ Elsewhere

@perennialtheband.bsky.social at Purgatory

Tear Dungeon @ Alphaville

I AM THE FIRST CUSTOMER TO WALK INSIDE NYC’S BRAND NEW HORROR BOOKSTORE THE TWISTED SPINE DO YOU WANT TO TAKE A TOUR OF THIS GORGEOUS STORE WITH MEEEEEEEE @twistedspinebooks.bsky.social

The Big Rig is back in town! The #GoBolts have hired Stanley Cup champion Pat Maroon as an alumni relations brand ambassador. Maroon, who retired from playing in the NHL after the 2024-25 season, will help with community appearances, youth hockey initiatives and TV broadcasts.

Seaman Gummy Worms (1999-2000): Sour gummy worms that came in a novelty contained shaped like a can of tuna, featuring the likeness of Seaman, from the eponymous Dreamcast game. When you opened it, it would say, “I’m Seaman. You can’t send me back if that’s what you’re thinking.”

The Free State of Florida is now trying to ban *sidewalk chalking*

Hey look at who Cuomo has running his socials

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

Game Changer Wrestling: Bash at the Ballpark

Dog Date @ Maria Hernandez Park, Brooklyn #showbrain

Bodega/Nodega @ Alphaville, Brooklyn

@kaijubigbattel.bsky.social @ The Bell House, Brooklyn

As a sports fan, a man who would say "both" , is a man who cannot be trusted at all on any topic, he is a disgrace, run him out of town

STORY: Anna-Saphia Rogers battled serious medical conditions across 18 years of life, but the Tampa Bay Lightning and the sport of hockey provided a constant sense of fulfillment until her passing in May. On her life, one centered on bravery, hockey & #GoBolts fandom: www.nhl.com/lightning/ne...

The only king we recognize. 👑

Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Android codes for Civilization VI courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway ends on June 15th, 6PM PT New update available now www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-N6...

My prayers have been answered: Windowed apps on iPad mini are perfect.

It is here and it is glorious. Unbelievable work by @vinsyn.bsky.social

Interview with Harvard's 2025 valedictorian, a Chinese national, while two American men fight over nothing in the background

The shrine I built to a worn-out VHS copy of Dirty Work 22 years ago finally hears my prayers. www.indiewire.com/features/int...

Aaron Ekblad has been suspended for 2 games by the NHL Department of Player Safety for elbowing #GoBolts forward Brandon Hagel.

WE'VE GOT A PLAYOFFS #BOLTSWIN 🗣️ #GoBolts  | @PNCBank

For the record, Council Member Chris Banks just said the words that "we all want safety, but parking is more important."

Here's how to set up ~$30 worth of gear to detect cell-site simulators, which are used by police and ICE to spy on phones in a physical location, using @eff.org's new tool Rayhunter micahflee.com/hunting-stre...

if Rays pitchers strike out 10 batters you can go to a furniture store and get a coupon to a taco restaurant

Highlights from SXSW 2025 music fest. If you've ever wanted to watch a montage of bands accompanied by a song that isn't theirs, have I got the video for you. vimeo.com/1067154885

🏆🐊🏀CHAMPIONSHIP: No. 4 Florida #Gators win 2025 SEC Tournament to capture their first league crown in 11 years. UF (2) wins decisively 86-77 over No. 8 Tennessee (4) to secure a No. 1 seed in the 2025 NCAA Tournament.

St. Vincent at @sxsw.com

Spotted in Austin.