Stoned af in my wife's bed watching this

Hi I'm Vee

Hi I'm Vee

HELL yeah leaving work early

Two best friends. Office holiday lunch. One bottle of soju. 12:30 PM on a tuesday

Another Tuesday, more insane DMs from @warmleatherette.com who's only sitting like 20 feet away.

In one week Skate Story has gone from being a game I just thought was kind of neat to being a beautiful piece of art I'm going to be very annoying about for an indefinite amount of time (I still have not beaten it pls no spoilers)

Hi I think everyone should play skate story and have a cry about it

Vivi and I both being home on a Monday night nearly always means it's hamburger helper night and I personally love that lmao

Okay but quick question. Are they firing Eric Staal also?

Y'all I can't even begin to explain just how monumental it is that Kevyn Adams no longer has a job.

Look I'm not saying the cup is definitely finally coming home, but like. I think the cup has a chance of coming home.

Sabres fired Kevyn Adams!

SSHGATESUJKOJDAFHVUOOPPP

Honestly not sure I posted about this on here when it came out but wanted to shine a little light on the only music I released this year. This was a fun band to play in even for as little as it lasted. Can say confidently there will be new Tonsil Hockey as well as music from a new band in 2026

Ah yes. The point a week and a half in where the tattoo is unbelievably itchy

My new shoegaze/drone band is about to be crazy

The bills never fail to make me think everything is over only to save things at the last second every time.

I s2g I was not ready for the patriots to come back into villain status this year.

Weatherman drag king persona named The Alberta Clipper

Biiiig exhale

Wild to me that Vivi and I have experienced a role reversal where she's the one sending me creed memes

Honestly I think more people need to be talking about Chris Joslin

Kammy date!

Realizing how much I still identify with the same culture as cis gay men tonight tbh

I guess we're just kissing boys tonight idk

I make no apologies for pulling up to my hockey league's holiday party looking like this

Thinking about my musical past and that got me thinking. So like in the 2000s I remember a spin article outing popular artists of the time as having played ska in the 90s and now I'm experiencing true terror at the thought that nowadays we could do the same thing but easycore instead of ska

It's a day later and I'm gonna try to make jokes now but to be honest Vientos is going to singlehandedly destroy everyone's batting avg league wide with all those errors he's about to make at 1st base

Benchapp is by far the most broken phone app in existence.

Sometimes you gotta just randomly decide at like 3 pm that you're gonna cook your favorite self-created recipe for absolutely no reason tonight

For me, the New York Mets are a pillar of my life and my identity. Sports in general are an escape for me. If you're not in it, this might all seem silly, but I am truly heartbroken by the way Steve Cohen has shown his true colors as someone who only cares about his wallet.

It's so cool that a guy with infinite money in a league with no salary cap is more worried about building a casino in the parking lot than he is about making sure the guys who make this team what it is come back this season.

Yeah I'll buy an orioles jersey I guess

Blasting this one last time =[ we'll miss you in queens Edwin.

Girl who sends you home with homemade perfume

Mei date!

Boss moved besties desk way away from me and now we communicate like this I guess

"'What Year Is It?!' - This girl keeps crying to 'DorkRockCorkRod' on the train" - A Buzzfeed article, probably

Another night where I can't sleep

Can't decide if there's a goaltending problem in Buffalo or it's just the fact we have 3 active goalies on the roster, one of them is almost always a healthy scratch, and they won't make a finite decision on who's the starter between the other two and nobody is getting regular reps.

brett the shit man shart

Spent a good chunk of the post-hockey bar hang last night ranting about my hatred of Brett Hull again.

Sup?

Took the train home to get a chest tattoo from bestie and she called me a drama queen.

I was posting positively about the sirens all game last night only to have them absolutely cough it up in the last few minutes of the game lol

Can't sleep lmao

Playing an exhilarating game of "how many times can I use the phrase 'big honkers' while talking to my friend about the chest tattoo she's about to give me?"

I hope Kristyna Kaltounkova has a wonderful holiday season tbh.