God I love my thirties lol

Just upgraded to the new iOS and I hate it? I feel like my phone is in a Pixar movie?!?!

Ok what is going on with this insufferable Timothee turn...has he lost himself to the method? Is it just social media-ready marketing?? Is he having a slowburn breakdown?!

“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.” Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻

Standing in the new release section of Readings begging for something to catch my interest (nothing has caught my interest)

Pleased to see Albo wipe 20% off my not insubstantial HECS debt today 🙏

Omg

a lot of people seem to think that television shows are full of secrets and that analyzing shows is about looking for clues to reveal those secrets

My street had a Christmas street party today and the vibes were soo good!! After years spent in anonymous buildings I feel so fortunate to live in an apartment block with a strong community.

Hmm what does it say about the current state of things that a re-release of Twilight: Eclipse Is the third-highest grossing movie at the box office in Australia this year

Tyra Banks rampaging across Sydney going on about hot ice cream restaurant is something I just can’t even try to understand. its late 2025 and things just keep happening.

Breaking News: Frank Gehry, a titan of architecture, has died at 96. He designed some of the world’s most recognizable buildings — many widely regarded as masterpieces. nyti.ms/4rGCYiE

I love that Eddington is both John Waters’ and my favourite movie of 2025

What is going on at Versace? www.vanityfair.com/style/story/...

God it’s a perfect night to sit on the balcony absent-mindedly staring into the northern suburbs

Great piece from Gideon Haigh on proposed job cuts at the State Library of Victoria www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

What an amazing anecdote

#nowwatching Plur1bus s1e1

New choice of career in the age of AI validated once more.

#nowwatching Heated Rivalry e1 (I have been influenced)

Announcement at Footscray that the first #metrotunnel train "has left Sunbury on time and is already full" #MelbourneTrains

OK the only gift guide I care about is Nigella Lawson's. "On the whole, children have lamentably bad taste and are happy with any bit of garish plastic tat you care to throw at them" on.ft.com/3M8UuvJ

Happy New Infrastructure Day to all who celebrate

In a really bad place rn (Camberwell Junction on a Saturday night)

#nowwatching Far From Heaven (Todd Haynes, 2002)

Just ordered the new Criterion Eyes Wide Shut restoration as a Christmas present to myself 😍

Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”

it's happening dot gif

Criminally underrated show

Please enjoy this list of ways that the NY Times crossword puzzle has clued the word SEXT, it's my sexy gift to you.

Credit where it's due, The Age/SMH 'budget' gift guide is fairly tasteful and gave me some ideas for hosts/kris Kringle etc

We all like to make fun of Goop but T: the NYT Style Magazine Australia's gift guide features a $60,500 Van Cleef & Arpels necklace ("guaranteed to bring merry and bright")

God even The New Yorker is doing holiday gift guides

Udo Kier's first and only post on Twitter 💯

Metro Tunnel stations are now showing up in the PTV app and website in advance of the first public trains next week #MelbourneTrains #publictransport #transit #melbourne

In Fitzroy and the vibes are … quiet … melancholy …..

Metro tunnel is opening next weekend omg??

We deserve each other, me and BOQ

Off to the movies to watch a modern-day masterpiece (Wicked: For Good)

I will never forget having to edit Jamal’s final, posthumous piece for the Washington Post, after he was murdered. He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here : www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...

I understand we live in an era where every company is partnering with every other company but a Stranger Things-themed Moka pot is absurd! It cheapens Bialetti's brand considerably.

Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope. Yes, THAT Pope.

Interesting bit of journalism this. The last book Epstein bought was Nietzsche's Birth of Tragedy.

So here I am on a Saturday night watching Shane Black's new movie and Dan Ilic of all people shows up opposite Mark Wahlberg for a scene??!!

I think about last year’s Day of the Jackal miniseries often.

In Kmart and hearing my first ambient Christmas carol of the season 🎄

A moment of silence for the lads I got to witness realising they’d hung their billboard upside down 🙃🥲

The new Insta update is trash and prioritises dumb reels over everything else. As a geriatric millennial all I want is to see are my friends, a curated selection of hot men and updates from local businesses! That’s it!!!!!

the government forcing the wiggles to do a podcast episode as punishment really shifts the Overton window of regulatory enforcement possibilities www.accc.gov.au/medi...