Me to a T.

Sigh.

Halloween jumpscare 1 month early.

It’s critical that we support the arts…🏆

They had kids, too.

RELEASE the EPSTEIN FILES! #ONEV1 #Pinks 🌸 #Voices4Victory

Remember, to throughly cook all meat products, for safety’s sake…👇 Enjoy. 😎✨

Civics 101.

Not the brightest queen in the court.

The cruelty and the stupidity is the point

The FBI just arrested a sitting judge.

“‘Mommy, the guy who’s been giving money to our school doesn’t want to give it to us anymore,’” he told her. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/24/u...

We’re cooked.

Seriously, why is RFK Jr worried about dyes in food when his department is cutting safety standards for milk and chicken?

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

This is correct from @joeweisenthal.bsky.social

Again, birds have a lot to teach us. #birds

“Pro-life”

“Vladimir STOP!” Yep, that’ll do it. Certainly world peace will break out tomorrow, right? 🙄

We spend so much time convincing ourselves that we are the greatest nation on earth, meanwhile Brazil has convicted their fascist, and South Korea just overthrew theirs. Also, apparently they have brave legislators whereas... we do not. #BeLikeSouthKorea apnews.com/article/sout...

We never learn, do we?

Just say you want people to be poor so that you can bend them to your will, you absolute truckbrain.

Oh HE wants to work from home? Who the hell does Kash Patel think he is? Are you so important that you get to sit on your little throne (home toilet) while the rest of America has to schlep back into the office? What an ass.

As of today, a new term has entered our language. A “rubio” is a spineless lump of nothing. Example: Don’t be such a rubio.

HAYES: “The United States siding with Putin against democratic allies will have massive consequences for global politics for decades to come.”

Michelle Obama: Kids should have nutritious meals. The pro-life party: This is an outrage! RFK Jr: Kids should have measles, mumps, and polio. The pro-life party: Yes, king! Tell it like it is!

Yep. Not that anyone cares, but I give up the Democratic Party. I’m done. Y’all are getting paid by Trump & Co. and it shows.

Sadly, it’s time to revive this 2017 TIME cover.

👇🏽 🎯 as we’ve been saying

I want off this timeline.

Absolutely brutal scroll on Fox.

Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"

This is very good

Dear Canada and Mexico, We’re so, so sorry. — Sane America

When asked if he was going to visit the crash site he said, ‘what site? The water? You want me to go swimming?’ This is one of the last pics of the young skaters who died. He’s a sociopath. Anyone who voted for this monster should be ashamed at best.

An op-ed writer says the @latimes.com gave his RFK JR. piece a misleading title and took out critical lines. Not great. t.co/P3YKJc4U3D

Shameful and murderous www.propublica.org/article/trum...

This. Is. What. Happens. When. You. Roll back. Regulations. Regulations protect people.