Really glad my iPhone tells me this is a clock. I wouldn’t have known otherwise

Chump Has Made America Hated Again.......

Call me Mr Bastard, but might I suggest a prison sentence would be more of a deterrent than a fine the consumers will end up paying?

Absolutely fantastic result for Labour

Yesterday evening, for the second time in a year, the Met Police raided Westminster Quaker Meeting House and arrested a number of young nonviolent activists. STATEMENT: www.quaker.org.uk/news-and-eve...

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Who is the British billionaire behind another big donation to Reform? www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

Morning friends! Embracing rest isn't a luxury, it's a catalyst for renewal, so take a moment to recharge! Take the pause, breathe deeply, and allow yourself to rejuvenate. #Jaye’sMorningLight

Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.

Dean our Paperboy announces he is standing for Reform in the next council elections. ‘Why?’ I sadly ask. ‘Mr Anderson has promised me all the Greggs I can eat plus a new BMX & Simple Sally in the village shop is standing too. She’s been promised lots of wood shavings & mince.’😬

How I arrived on Bluesky.

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A picture can tell the truth very succinctly.

Surely not, I thought. But after a bit of research the Fail really does have this nonsense on its website. How surprising is that.

‘Mum. Look here! It’s another instalment from Isabel Oakeshott. Today she’s telling us how brave her au pair was in cooking the family’s Native lobster, roasted heritage carrots and buttermilk purée whilst being bombarded by enemy missiles…’

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FAO NIGEL FARAGE! Joseph Conrad Vivien Leigh Gerald Durrell T.S. Eliot Rudyard Kipling Joanna Lumley Freddie Mercury George Orwell Tessa Sanderson J.R.R. Tolkien Mo Salah All unable to vote despite their contribution to our country because they were born outside the UK. 🤔😡

Don’t tell me about the people unless they are smileys.

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I can spell correctly.

Of course now Reform are trying to say “it’s all a big lie, she’s not really a plumber” Just because you’re all BIG FAT LIARS don’t judge everyone by YOUR standards 🙄🙄🙄

Pulp poetry.

have you read “The Eyes Have It” by Philip K Dick www.gutenberg.org/files/31516/...

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Zack is absolutely right.

I’m so glad Hannah Spencer won, she seems like an honest, hardworking person who gives a fuck. I hope she does well for the people of that constituency. Here’s her speech www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

Best news to wake up to, I hoped she would win, but didn''t really think it would have been such a big win, well done Hannah and the Greens.

What a result!! Huge congratulations to the amazing Hannah Spencer - everyone in Gorton and Denton has just made history. This result shows @greenparty.org.uk can win anywhere, that the politics of hope can win over the politics of hate & there is no longer any such thing as a Labour safe seat 💚

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Please Today All you Northerners VOTE CONSERVATIVE in Gorton and Denton. Why? -Our candidate has big glasses(must be clever) -I think she’s a Northerner like you lot -Erm -Bunty tells me she’s got pretty eyes -Really? -Oh well, I suppose so -Um -She smells nice - Will that do? 🙏

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BREAKING: The Met police has apologised to the Commons speaker Lindsay Hoyle for sharing with Peter Mandelson’s lawyers that he had passed on information that the former UK ambassador planned to flee the country. The Met are treating it internally "as a serious protocol breach"

Someone stated that I post too frequently about the Oxford comma. I found their comment to be impudent, offensive, and untrue.

Me too. Regardless of tomorrow’s by-election result, the hysteria in today’s Daily Mail suggests something very significant is happening in the green corner of UK politics.

Went out for a walk earlier. No fleece, no hat and no gloves. Still too hot. ☀️🥵

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Column. On the nationalist core of Faragism and why it doesn’t need conspiracy, transaction or even knowing complicity to serve a Kremlin agenda. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

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A reminder, one day ahead of a by-election in which the Greens are favourites to defeat Reform, that the Daily Mail owner's wife recently donated £50,000 to Nigel Farage's party

Todays Daily Mirror front page WHY WE MUST STOP REFORM Gordon Brown

Ladies, if we thought it was bad then, look at what it’s like now. An imperative read. Please share too, we have to educate our children 🥺🥺🥺 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

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Also coming to the good people of the UK if your vote Reform. You’d better believe it!

Currently playing youtu.be/xTeHS2Hcb-0?...

Excellent. LibreOffice has moved their main social media channel to Mastodon. @[email protected]

Chocolate, the new gold. #food

I see Toys-R-Us are marketing their new Shadow Home Secretary Dressing Up Kit (ages 5-8). It comes with podium, name plate, dummy microphone, smart suit and an idiot.😊