this one time my mom was like "but what if he dies?" after I told her I'm not getting my kid baptised like. thanks, mom, yeah, in that time of utmost horror the thing I'm gonna regret the most is him not getting ritually splashed with water

Shanah Tovah to all the homies out there. 🙏🏾

I don't know what to do with myself for the next two and a half hours and then, of course, it's bedtime

what movie do you consider perfect?

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send tips pls pls pls

and this is the origin story of how we became 3 kobolds in a wizard's robe

*Laughs nervously* I didn't forget to name them or anyth- Look! Another #kobold! #comic #wizard #dnd #furry

day 3 trying to make enough for 1 nite of housing at the motel... anything helps tysm

pika? pika! 💛⚡️ who knew pikachu had such huge floppy titties? it’s gonna get concussed when it hops! 🙀 thank you everyone who helped me reach goal to post this! 💜🖤. celebrate my 5th SW anniversary by checking out my sites/paylinks/wishlists 💖 allmylinks.com/anarchadykeism 💙✨.

I was fighting for my fucking life recording this. The absolute and complete embodiment of whatever the fuck it is sinead does.

Shana Tova to everyone celebrating Rosh Hashanah here in the Ninth District and across the world! My wishes are with all of you for a wonderful holiday. May we all enjoy the fruits of a happy and sweet New Year! 🍎🍯

I feel like there's a lot of "the author's barely disguised fetish" in Buffy the Vampire Slayer

tonight's #WhoreDinner fried halloumi with lentil tikka masala

is Jimmy Kimmel even funny? he is a man,... after all

ok I think it's time for dinner fried halloumi? yeah, I think I'll do fried halloumi haven't figured out a side yet tho

Eggsy and Jimmi were both just excited to see the neighbor’s cat (who came by for treats) but for some reason the pic ended up looking like a scene in an 80s movie where the nerd shows up with flowers and the girl he loves is already on a date with someone else

Disney+ is still on the BDS list, BTW. Don't restart your subscription just because they brought back Kimmel. They only did that because they lost so much money anyway; they learned nothing. If Disney or ABC wants your money, make them divest from Israel first.

buy me?? buy me weed?? on timeline??? before I pass the dispo??? puppy tired and worked today and wants to re-up???? cash.app/$blxxxzy

So much this👇

A movie I consider perfect

hey everyone, I hate to ask for help again although I appreciated when everyone helped last time + appreciate the help today yesterday they rejected me for food stamps so I'm going to struggle a lil harder to afford groceries and bills for my family. anything is helpful ko-fi.com/salembunner445

Rent: 0/3450 any amount helps! $givepancake paypal.me/inosaramet Venmo: pancakewitch #mutualaid 💸💞 💸💞🏳️‍⚧️ #transmutualaid #transcrowdfund #disability #helpfolkslive2025

what movie do you consider “perfect”?

Did you think I wouldn't notice those lingering stares? Here...get a nice, long look 😏🤭🤭 🌿 #milf #milfMonday #curves #ass #spankme #longhair #altbabe #pierced #tease #bigbooty 🌿

me two ways

Happy (belated) shot day! 💉 Estrogen is magic!! 🪄

liberals when immigrants getting rounded up by gestapo and trans people losing rights weekly and Black women getting purged from the labor pool but talk show man back on air

Thank you everyone for your overwhelmingly positive response to my call for aid yesterday. 💚 Let’s try to boost some other artists as well. If you are an artist with a shop and you are looking for more sales right now, please post your shop link below ⬇️ 🌱 [ #art #blueskynightmarket #artistsupport ]

hi there! thank you for this☺️💖 we are two disabled queer best friends, one a carer for the other, and we make jewellery to help with getting by, affording meds, food, surviving etc (: our wares are over on etsy!🫶 madewithsash.etsy.com 25% off orders £45+

this post brought to you by converting unspecified dread into unspecified horny by resolving some of the dread

gods I love orgasms

he asked for the Girlfriend Experience so I had a panic attack and made him drive me to the ER and wait with me for 6 hours for them to tell me I'm fine

Mutual Aid Void Thread for week of 09/22/25! Post your mutual aid needs below! Please post once and bump! Focus on RSing people out of thread. Use alt text or put “alt4me” in replies if using an img! Use 💕💸 or 💸💕 in post to show up in the Mutual Aid Void feed! 💕💸 💕💸🍉 (Gaza feed only!) 🖤🧡 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️

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oh my gods she's so sweaty 🥵

Hey bsky, I’m homeless after eviction. Me, a friend, and three dogs are living in a rental van. We need help with gas and meals, as we drive to find food and camp spots daily. Anything helps! Please share. #mutualaid Cashapp: $brixandbats Venmo: @elohelexe

2 ppl with just $25 could fulfill this housing need for one nite of safe housing that we have been trying to reach for about half a week now as a homeless disabled couple....

I will be saving up as much as I can but current monthly bills total to just under $1500 so it would mean the world to me to have just a little bit of help, even just a share. Need to GTFO of TX. #GoFundMe #LGBT #HelpLGBT #Trans #HelpTrans #MutualAid gofund.me/4e07cc81

Seeking help with rent and groceries... Updated goal is 170 USD (234 CAD) for rent 50 CAD for groceries (donations on Kofi and Throne preferred, thank you so much!💜)

Please send food

I’m effortlessly hot even when I’m not trying 😘😘 Now be a good boy and submit yourself to My judgment. #femdom #findom #thighs #tattoo #goddess #worship #mistress

deleted a bunch of media, what a shame

i think today is officially 5 years since i fully launched into making adult content, holy crap! 😳🔥🖤 allmylinks.com/anarchadykeism would be cool if today ended up being something special! 💕✨

Streamer friends! Please include descriptive alt text with any images you post 💜 aside from a boost to discoverability (alt appears in searches), you'll be helping to create a truly welcoming space where visually impaired folks aren't told "not for you". #Twitch #VSky #AltTalk

// alright, drone is just cycling through social media accounts and not doing anything, time to go touch grass ♡

is anyone out there? does anyone care? please send some bucks angel's way, or in the very least share. if nothing else, share, please

ok I did some paperwork, please clap, it was the easiest and had the lowest stakes but it does confirm that the mounting paperwork is the source of my dread tomorrow we do a different set and Wednesday we do more and then hopefully that's it for now