Liberals are always so impressed when the most milquetoast losers use bad words. Jacob Frey will do absolutely nothing about this murder

Do you guys think Stephen Miller is standing behind the camera and mouthing "WAR" at him

I heard your man making up allegories and the figure intended to represent the position of ignorance bore a striking resemblance to you

(to the tune of freed from desire) My love smells sort of funny, he's got his bear deceased

Alright, time to share some thoughts with The World's Most Infamous Pedophile. I think I'll do it via email. No way this backfires, ever!

Imagine getting a picture of the Right-Size Workplace Cat in your inbox

This is genuinely western liberalism summed up in a 30 second video. Incredible. Put it in an art gallery.

The King Boiled His Deep State

Posting increasingly preposterous reasons for why I'm not at work in the all employees chat and seeing how long it takes for them to fire me

Today is the 25th anniversary of Georgia's 9/11

"slapping fannies and killing grannies" immediately etched itself into the part of my brain where "one of the wettest we've ever seen, from the standpoint of water" lives

Is there anyone more pathetic than these liberal scolds? How dare you demand that your leaders lead!

Fuck, not the poker players

Shit you do when your conscience is good and extremely not guilty

"Sir, sir, are you too much of a pussy to crash the economy?"

Got his ass

This is the most appealing picture they could take?

This rocks. Enjoy your pot of gold, king

🎵 life is like a hurricane / here in duckburg / flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes / those are duck slurs 🎶

lol

Republicans: Let's eviscerate the public sector. Let's deport or prosecute every student protestor we can get our hands on. Let's rip the copper wiring out of the world economy. Democrats: Erm, sir. I am going to tell you about a little thing called a colloquy,

Obvious point about how Obama paved the road to hell aside, it is sort of galling how his response to massive catastrophe is "erm, double standards much?"

Welcome to the Cave of Unutterable Truths. The best European cuisine is German

In short: 1. Booker finishes with a little Oscar speech. All Dems applaud. 2. Senator Risch (R-ID) is recognized and requests unanimous consent for speeches an an immediate vote on another Trump nominee. (This is the place to object and grind the Senate to a halt.) 3. No Dem objects.

so glad billionaires exist. without them i wouldn’t be getting hunted for sport this saturday

Once saw a guy billed as "the man who conceptualized the Cool Ranch Dorito". God damn, man, that's what's going on your headstone?

People are going to be making fun of this era for at least a millennium. Even the most inbred medieval royalty couldn't hold a candle to this

Jackson Hinkle speaks at a million-man march in Yemen on Al Quds Day, March 2025.

anyway, if you were wondering why David Shor keeps arguing that Republicans will never pay an electoral penalty for racism under any circumstances, this is why

Mirror, mirror before which I sit,

Mirror, mirror before which I sit,

Love to be data-driven (selecting the data that affirms my ideas about the world and discarding the rest)

🤝

The nutsack. . . the nutsack holds the piss, Jack. That's all there is. Thanks for letting me be your presidenald.

Tootsie rolls are the candy equivalent of hot dogs: objectively disgusting, but the nostalgia makes them delicious

DOCTOR: I would poison that fucking clown Pagliacci if he ever came in here. I'd put arsenic in his antibiotics. Now what can I do for you? PAGLIACCI (suppressing cough so hard his testicles retract into his body): NOthing I feel good

Donald Trump is a historic threat to democracy. Let's run the holder of the most worthless position against him

Elon has the soul of a particularly dumb and decadent Roman emperor. This is what Nero would be up to if he had wi-fi

Any violators of other moral writings on the wall in the chat rn?

Here's what Elon is posting on his sockpuppet

I've never met anyone as confident as my dementia-addled grandmother is when she's trying to tell me how to drive

Chinese culture is so beautiful

Chinese culture is so beautiful

STEM is so cool. Science is amazing. Kids should develop curiosity about how the universe works and proficiency in uncovering its secrets, so that they can most effectively optimize clickthrough rates on banner ads at the bottom of VC-funded website-apps.