Thinking about Mariner baseball

Thinking about Mariner baseball

They should have let Humpy take the lead, and then ten feet from the finish line, shot him with a harpoon gun

I've updated the post to include this previously unseen image of Bryce Miller pregame, looming over the Rogers Centre skyline like a cowboy kaiju, a Light Bat Exclusive.

The consequentially inconsequential moment captured here www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article... by @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com

Oh, what? 15 innings is too many?

I let myself believe in the Seattle Mariners today, and my heart is full.

Dr. Bazardo

Obviously it's too late for me. I am a washed and chopped unc, a hideous shambling corpse. But Eduard Bazardo is Yorman's brother, and not his son, and I am putting that one in the W column.

Mr. Bazardo

Leadoff Leo!

Mariners love to play 18 inning games. Can’t get enough of it!

Eduard(o)

Game 5 Extras babyyyy

@megrowler.fangraphs.com @nathanhb.bsky.social you heard it here first!

Hi! It looks like you threw Javy Báez a pitch in the strike zone. Would you like some help?

Good morning

Eduard(o) Bazardo

If my last name were Skubal I’d throw a screwball I can tell you that much

Fact-finding

I legitimately feel decades falling off my shoulders

Today for @baseballprospectus.com I ranked baseball's best and worst backsplashes.

@rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social Dinger must restore order to the AL West

OH NO DISASTER WHAT A BAD IDEA

"This place is a complete nightmare."

#MLB #MVP #2005

Cal Raleigh now has as many home runs by June 23rd as Dan Wilson did between 1999 and 2003.

It may look hilarious, but the Red Sox only ship generational talent to the West Coast when they are very distressed

[benches clear, brawl ensues] Announcer: And here come the bullpens

Council of Trent THORNTON. Folks!

*Camera pans to a group of fans outside of the Vatican in pope jerseys, going nuts even though most of them haven’t heard of the pick before last week*

John Olerud STUNS at the Mets Gala

Some folks have asked how they can help. It truly embarrasses me to link this again, but if you do wanna help with this process that is still going on and some medical bills that are going to be bonkers, here ya go. www.gofundme.com/f/help-my-fa...

Mariners have an eye for talent!

If you need me today, I’ll be here, in my mind.

Mariners Baseball is BACK

It’s time

All I can say is…

“HEY THIS IS LUNK FROM… [loud unidentifiable clanging]… A NATIONWIDE RAIL SYSTEM… [louder and different clanging]… CHASE UTLEY, THOSE GUYS… [clanging stops, two men begin shouting loudly in the background, clanging begins again]… SIRIANNI’S ON THIN ICE, THAT’S ALL I’M SAYING

It’s the annual BP Annual thread! Your essential guide to the 2025 season is as jam-packed and talent-filled as ever. Before we get to the contributors, you can order the Annual from multiple distributors here:

As I revisit old highlights, I’m reminded of how perfectly Dave Niehaus captured The Ichiro Experience. Dave elevated Ichiro in a way that made moments of greatness feel both predestined and transcendent, that *just continues* adding to the mythos @nathanhb.bsky.social describes here.

You're never going to believe what @baseballprospectus.com let me do

If you like getting mad about the Seattle Mariners but don’t want to learn who Donovan Solano is, have I got the article for you!

2025 will be known as The Summer of Colt McColt

It has been 28 days since the #NoMoves movement began. Our resolve has deepened. Our numbers have grown. Our roster remains.

Funny thing, isn't it? Everyone thinks I'm this idiot. But nobody knows it was all just a big miss-nah-mer. Who's the idiot now?

Raw milk is one of those ideas that can really only take hold when people haven't seen a cow. if you see a cow from let's say ten feet or less you immediately understand the problem that pasteurization is solving