Opening Day goms

One week until Opening Day. Many, many, many people are very excited for the return of Mariners Baseball. They have forgotten their history, for pain and suffering shall be their inheritance; disappointment the harvest of their crop sown full of dreams. Our doom approaches. Go Mariners.

/Jerry Dipoto voice Emotionally, a big hit from Geno there.

Surely all this is not without meaning.

THE FIX IS IN

The return is irrelevant now, the Ben Williamson Discourse has finally been defeated.

Reheating this for no reason in particular

Riq got away with one. I honestly have no idea why he went with Bazardo instead of Muñoz there, but I’m glad it worked out!

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

Tommy La Catcher

The Pop Tarts have invented Democratic Calvinism. I’m excited to see what they eventually cook up as their eschatology. On that day will be the end of all non-five-minute breakfasts

Me anytime the benches clear

It’s clear that the Mariners are haunting the Blue Jays like some kind of TOOTBLAN poltergeist

For any Mariner fans left wondering why this morning, here’s a much-needed postmortem.

Good morning Mariners fam It’s a great day to stamp our ticket to the World Series 🔱

Thinking about Game 7

My recap of Game 5: What should have been a funeral suddenly turned into something very different, and very wild. On a narrative reversed, and a season saved:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Thinking about Mariner baseball again.

Good morning, it’s another Seattle Mariners ALCS game day. Let’s go!

Thinking about Mariner baseball

Thinking about Mariner baseball

They should have let Humpy take the lead, and then ten feet from the finish line, shot him with a harpoon gun

I've updated the post to include this previously unseen image of Bryce Miller pregame, looming over the Rogers Centre skyline like a cowboy kaiju, a Light Bat Exclusive.

The consequentially inconsequential moment captured here www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article... by @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com

Oh, what? 15 innings is too many?

I let myself believe in the Seattle Mariners today, and my heart is full.

Dr. Bazardo

Obviously it's too late for me. I am a washed and chopped unc, a hideous shambling corpse. But Eduard Bazardo is Yorman's brother, and not his son, and I am putting that one in the W column.

Mr. Bazardo

Leadoff Leo!

Mariners love to play 18 inning games. Can’t get enough of it!

Eduard(o)

Game 5 Extras babyyyy

@megrowler.fangraphs.com @nathanhb.bsky.social you heard it here first!

Hi! It looks like you threw Javy Báez a pitch in the strike zone. Would you like some help?

Good morning

Eduard(o) Bazardo

If my last name were Skubal I’d throw a screwball I can tell you that much

Fact-finding

I legitimately feel decades falling off my shoulders

Today for @baseballprospectus.com I ranked baseball's best and worst backsplashes.

@rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social Dinger must restore order to the AL West

OH NO DISASTER WHAT A BAD IDEA