huge thanks to @secretlysaucy.bsky.social for knocking it out with this YCH of my baddie!

HUBBA HUBBA (Dec. 2024)

Toriel, for the January Fanart Poll on Patreon ///Originally posted to Patreon.com/DoodleDox

✨💙 A looong overdue raffle win for the ever lovely @thiccsnep.bsky.social 💙✨

As owner and resident librarian, Edel always goes the extra mile to assist her Library’s guests! However, she occasionally bites off a little more than she can chew… 🖼️ @mainlinemojo.bsky.social

Chat do we like fat superheroes?

So cheeks in fact that I decided to do some mod fuckery and play the Omega expedition just to feel something.

Holy fuck, was the Remnant expedition absolute cheeks or what?

Sean Murray: We've added a gravity gun to our game. You love gravity guns, right? Me: What can we do with them? SM: Load industrial waste into a truck, then haul it miles to process into nanites. Me: Is it actually worth it? SM:

RIP Chunk, we hardly knew thee.

Me in other RE games: I can't kill this zombie because I need to conserve ammo. Me in Requiem: I can't kill this zombie because he's a silly little goof who just wants to turn off the lights.

Ah yes, nothing like having some interest in a game since its announcement only for the demo to let you know that it's kinda disappointing.

Puppy play, but instead of breaking out the leashes and muzzles I just make you pose for Instagram photos while wearing a really stupid hat.

Is it kinda weird that I've never watched a full episode of DS9 but understood everything in this post?

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Sketch commission for @yips.bsky.social ! ----- ZORBS, Convenient Inconvenient Size to suit any occasion ----- Advertising for ZCo is a sweet gig, you get to keep whatever you're showing off! Maybe she'll go for more jobs... ;3

Year of the Horse* #haylee

There's an obscure fighting game based on Les Miserables. With this knowledge, that means there is nothing stopping you from making a fighting game based on Emily Bronte's works and calling it Wuthering Fights.

happy super bowl to all

Mary gaming

lol, lmao, lmfao even.

Fabric & Footwork: An annotated collection of four stories from the World of Mastine - Top Model, Maihime, Material Girls, and Red. Contains breast implants ranging from ridiculously large to impossible large, some butt implants, and some natural butt growth. www.furaffinity.net/view/63839124

Good lord this isn't what I thought the poster was about when I first saw it scrolling...

Fabric & Footwork: An annotated collection of four stories from the World of Mastine - Top Model, Maihime, Material Girls, and Red. Contains breast implants ranging from ridiculously large to impossible large, some butt implants, and some natural butt growth. www.furaffinity.net/view/63839124

[43 unread messages in the work chat group] Yeah, I am absolutely not getting involved today.

You have been found guilty, and I sentence you to use GIMP's text tool for your artwork. Court dismissed.

If I was a UI/UX programmer for Android, I'd make it so that the color of the Contacts icon would shift color ever so slightly each day. Basically nudging the hue a single value every day.

"if only we could see her take wing" ///Originally posted to Patreon.com/DoodleDox last month

Still gonna give it a final pass before publication, but I've just wrapped up an annotated version of the last four mastine stories (Top Model, Maihime, Material Girls, Red). In the meantime, enjoy the 3-part PMIS saga:

Gravitational

I guess they weren't getting the answers they wanted, lol.

Lawd help me, but I may try and get my HOTAS working with the GoG editions of the X-Wing series later.

I should call her.

Wah, a concept for a good story just popped in my head and I'm gonna be unable to start working on it for a few days.

Remember, Calories don't count on Christmas

From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”

The really funny (real life) thing about this is that for the longest time I wondered why there was a stereotype for English teachers being pregnant all the goddamned time when that didn't apply to mine. Then three years ago I met her and her wife in town and my brain was all "Ooooohh..."

Bruh if I did this with my writings *I* wouldn't be able to access the site.

"Trump hired Elon and a few of his Twitter chuds." Okay. "He also hired a bunch of podcasters to head the FBI." Uh-huh. "And then for the DoJ, he recruited a bunch of SCP wiki editors." Is he just hiring people from the Internet?

Well? Do they?

Feeling ambitious on the full moon 🌕✨

When your vibes are so bad you're asked to leave the cuck chair

real friends break their NDAs ❤️

*Turns in 4 planets worth of exobiology for the Community Goal that's been running for a week* *Is in the top 25% of contributors* What.