“The SSRIs have it!”- my body voting on whether or not to kms

Thanks for the shoutout on #TestShow403 my special “Good Night, Sweet Bits” got the @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social & @andykindler.bsky.social bump! Join the crowd and watch it now if you haven’t already

“A person with autism will never write a poem” - someone who has never met a poet

The Mighty Mighty Bosstones broke up because Dicky Barrett is an antivaxxer which has to be confusing for him because the last time he questioned medical science we gave him a platinum record

“Moistened by my own Picard!” - me, getting turned on by my own Star Trek fan fiction

Thursday the barbershop has the incredible @andyiwancio.bsky.social and more! Get tix linktr.ee/goodenoughco...

Watch my new special “Good Night, Sweet Bits” and buy the album from Burn This Records

Watch my new special “Good Night, Sweet Bits” and buy the album from Burn This Records

2012, performing my first 20+ st the Pleasure Bar in Pittsburgh, I never thought then that I’d have a second album coming out this Friday. Preorder your copy now linktr.ee/burnthisreco...

New work :: Artwork for @shambonez.bsky.social new comedy special “Good Night, Sweet Bits.” Out on Burn This Records (presale 3/17) and on Shannon’s YouTube channel 3/27 (follow him for details). Thank you Shannon for letting me be a part of this. It’s a gem baybeee! Stoked for you bud.

Big news coming soon

Someone said “whaddup Joe WIDE” to me the other day so, congrats Joe Long for facilitating the drop of a new fat yinzer roast

My first tweet was “the SCTV network is on the air!” But now is a much more serious time, so this should be as well…In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. "You are a dumbass” and to be fair, he right